MEET GIRL IN FOREST

79 Comments

1. Yoh on March 21st, 2012 3:25 am
   

   In B4
2. MeatyMcSausage on March 21st, 2012 3:33 am
   

   Hey, chicks dig a guy who lets his balls hang out.
   <img src="http://bit.ly/GHuXzc"/&gt;
3. Dycro on March 21st, 2012 3:49 am
   

   Never call her.
4. TransPM on March 21st, 2012 4:01 am
   

   So is THAT how the whole Jimmy & Zoe thing got started?
5. GameboyPATH on March 21st, 2012 4:05 am
   

   As if the phone number matters. You get bad reception at the top of a mountain.
6. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 21st, 2012 4:12 am
   

   Call repeatedly while standing next to her.
7. Ryu_Bonkosi on March 21st, 2012 4:39 am
   

   Like a boss!

   <img src="http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/like-a-boss.gif"&gt;
8. Gamerofloz on March 21st, 2012 4:58 am
   

   <img src="http://emotibot.net/pix/3476.png&quot; /img>

   Dat logic.
9. Nymod on March 21st, 2012 5:25 am
   

   FALSE
   Pokemon don't get killed in battles, they only pass out.
   And any Poketrainer knows that if he lost, he must give half of his money so there's no stealing either.
10. LiquidMountain on March 21st, 2012 5:30 am
    

    But almost anybody who you battle could give you their phone number! Even…

    <img src="http://content.screencast.com/users/liquidMountain/folders/Jing/media/b5bd0e46-5f78-4ce0-8ab9-a01729fff4c5/00000021.png"/&gt;

    Yeah…you might not want to answer his calls.
11. Jimmy on March 21st, 2012 6:23 am
    

    *Goes to check Halolz in the morning*
    Oh, hey, a new submission…and it's featuring me!!! Awesome!!! Wait a sec…

    Yo, Ben A. I'm really happy for you man, and I'mma let you finish, but I posted that shit on Halolz AGES ago as a response to another submission. WTF Shawn. If I had been on the forums, ten-to-one I would've posted it there first…

    Now, I'm upset. I'mma find out when I posted this. Just to be like "HA BITCH!!!".
12. Comire on March 21st, 2012 6:50 am
    

    Well, who can resist a man who wears such damn comfortable looking shorts.
13. Vatonnage on March 21st, 2012 7:09 am
    

    Call her for a rematch. Repeat process ad infinitum.
14. BTSnoogans on March 21st, 2012 7:11 am
    

    Why do girls always fall for the assholes?
    Grumble, grumble. I'll be in the angry dome.
15. Henry_Wong on March 21st, 2012 7:32 am
    

    Meanwhile , in your bank account…….
    <img src=http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/pokmon-mom-gets-of-your-money-each-battle.png>
16. Marzen on March 21st, 2012 8:29 am
    

    I got her a dead animal.

    Bitches love dead animals.
17. Gearheadmk2 on March 21st, 2012 9:22 am
    

    Wait a minute… When did Hazama become a trainer?
18. MrRaccoon on March 21st, 2012 10:24 am
    

    Meet girl in forest. Kills your pets. Steals your money

    Hits you in the head because you're useless as a trainer and lost to his low level team, she hits you so hard you black out. Grabs your unconcious body to the nearest center. Leaves. When you wake up your team is "healed" and you're in front of the nurse.

    Repeat
19. BraveSirJim on March 21st, 2012 12:09 pm
    

    You act like this isn't a good way to get a girl's phone number.
20. Rexxmech on March 21st, 2012 12:28 pm
    

    So wait, women like it when men are jerks to them?
    <img src="http://www.shamsports.com/content/images/misc/stewie.gif&quot; alt="Smiley face" width="350" height="350" />
    I've been doing it wrong for years…
21. Rexxmech on March 21st, 2012 12:33 pm
    

    Replace these [ ] with these < >
22. BTSnoogans on March 21st, 2012 1:22 pm
    

    Meet phone number. Kill girl in forest. Steal her pet. Get her money.
    Am I doing it right?
23. Kickaa on March 21st, 2012 2:39 pm
    

    I don't think anyone from Johto thinks normally.
    <img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs112.snc4/35960_429870536432_309542291432_5390016_4691350_n.jpg"&gt;
24. Kn0w1d3a on March 21st, 2012 7:23 pm
    

    Pokemon: Turning 10 year olds into hardcore criminals for 16 years
25. Alex on March 21st, 2012 10:13 pm
    

    Who knew pokemon had so many good life lessons!!!
26. Korotini_Notlad on March 22nd, 2012 4:44 am
    

    Another lesson straight out of Red's Big Book on Catching Women……'s Hearts.

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!