I guess in Johto some chicks get off on that sort of thing.
By anonymous, submitted by Ben A.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 21, 2012 · 3:19 AM |
Categories: Creepy/Spooky, Highly Illogical Captain, Nintendo, Pokémon · Leave a comment () 79 Comments |
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In B4
Hey, chicks dig a guy who lets his balls hang out.
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Never call her.
So is THAT how the whole Jimmy & Zoe thing got started?
As if the phone number matters. You get bad reception at the top of a mountain.
Call repeatedly while standing next to her.
Like a boss!
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Dat logic.
FALSE
Pokemon don't get killed in battles, they only pass out.
And any Poketrainer knows that if he lost, he must give half of his money so there's no stealing either.
But almost anybody who you battle could give you their phone number! Even…
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Yeah…you might not want to answer his calls.
*Goes to check Halolz in the morning*
Oh, hey, a new submission…and it's featuring me!!! Awesome!!! Wait a sec…
Yo, Ben A. I'm really happy for you man, and I'mma let you finish, but I posted that shit on Halolz AGES ago as a response to another submission. WTF Shawn. If I had been on the forums, ten-to-one I would've posted it there first…
Now, I'm upset. I'mma find out when I posted this. Just to be like "HA BITCH!!!".
Well, who can resist a man who wears such damn comfortable looking shorts.
Call her for a rematch. Repeat process ad infinitum.
Why do girls always fall for the assholes?
Grumble, grumble. I'll be in the angry dome.
Meanwhile , in your bank account…….
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I got her a dead animal.
Bitches love dead animals.
Wait a minute… When did Hazama become a trainer?
Meet girl in forest. Kills your pets. Steals your money
Hits you in the head because you're useless as a trainer and lost to his low level team, she hits you so hard you black out. Grabs your unconcious body to the nearest center. Leaves. When you wake up your team is "healed" and you're in front of the nurse.
Repeat
You act like this isn't a good way to get a girl's phone number.
So wait, women like it when men are jerks to them?
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I've been doing it wrong for years…
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Meet phone number. Kill girl in forest. Steal her pet. Get her money.
Am I doing it right?
I don't think anyone from Johto thinks normally.
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Pokemon: Turning 10 year olds into hardcore criminals for 16 years
Who knew pokemon had so many good life lessons!!!
Another lesson straight out of Red's Big Book on Catching Women……'s Hearts.