<a href="http://www.halolz.com/2012/03/20/british-boxing-etiquette-101/" rel="bookmark">British Boxing Etiquette 101

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 677 weeks ago

Dear Strong Bad,
Do you take off your mask and boxing gloves when you go to sleep?
Abdi

Well, do you take off your face and your hands when you go to sleep? If so, are your some kind of robot? Can we join forces?
-Strong Bad

VaultLegend 100p · 677 weeks ago

Dear Strong Bad, why did you kill your own website? I miss the updates and I'll bet you stopped making money years ago.

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Simply DA 100p · 677 weeks ago

" Your Friend, VaultLegend
Well FaultAlleged, why did you kill your own dignity and self esteem by posting in this website? It's like the melting pot of webnerds all over the place, and you must be that guy... that toilet scrubbing guy.
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So, why did I kill my website? I didn't kill it! Homestar is just a crap for brains webmaster who doesn't even know how to update the site anymore! I even sent him the file and script of me waggling my snarky head around the computer screen. AND GUESS WHAT HE DID TO IT.
He posted a picture of the script on this Twitcher thing, saying that he'll upload it 'Someday, when you least expect it'.
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And it wasn't even a high-res picture either! It's some blurry mess that he probably took with his... do you even cal those 'shaky hands'? Anyways, take a look!

So there you have it, Polevault. Sbemail 206 is on the way. Now I gotta get out of here. Some dork needs to be forced to update the site, and since verbal negotiations didn't work, the next step is Nermal negotiations. You wouldn't BELIEVE how much he hates that cat."
{gets off from Stooly}

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brent917 77p · 677 weeks ago

The answer is simple Steve.

"You have no dignity."
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Abum12345 95p · 677 weeks ago

Your hat.. it.. Floats in the middle?

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Deep Thought 105p · 677 weeks ago

I want to flip that hat... can we flip that hat?

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deleted801691 109p · 677 weeks ago

I think it's important that this guy tries on that hat.

Randolph Magic Key 99p · 677 weeks ago

As long as he also gets one of those hammer thingies.

Dash12345678-Y 86p · 677 weeks ago

Top, Bottom, or both?

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deleted801691 109p · 677 weeks ago

God, you really are mocking us with the forums Shawn...

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Scept 100p · 677 weeks ago

Calling it right now: he's gonna tell us he fixed 'em on April Fails' Day.

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Spencer 119p · 677 weeks ago

Then fix it on April 2nd. Just to emphasize on the April Fails part.

Zyquux 103p · 677 weeks ago

No, he's going to fix it on April Fail's Day, then take it down again on April 2nd.

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deleted801691 109p · 677 weeks ago

You forgot the part where he says there are only two steps. Then proceeds to leave it unfixed for the next 4 months. :P

Dash12345678-Y 86p · 677 weeks ago

Well remember, said two steps WERE a summary of the entire process.

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Dark_Zoren -65p · 677 weeks ago

His mustache is so strong it can hold the tea cup no problem. He just likes to mess with people and get them to try and use boxing gloves while drinking.

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Lord Science 92p · 677 weeks ago

It's the magic of being British. You automatically get +10 in trolling and physics denial when you are born. They only go up from there. By the time you gain gentlemanly status, its too high to be measured. Some people, however, decide to put it all into dickishness and drunkenness. We call those people Irish.

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Zortsport 97p · 677 weeks ago

And if they're poor and Irish we call them hatless.

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Marzen 101p · 677 weeks ago

Go home and be a classy man!

Pie Row 101p · 677 weeks ago

Power Puff Girls have the same issue with everything outside of their specially designed phone. They could learn a thing from Dudley

DiamyoAlex 92p · 677 weeks ago

Like a sir

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Discord 92p · 677 weeks ago

Likened to a man of authority, I say.

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DiamyoAlex 92p · 677 weeks ago

In the fashion of a gentleman.

TransPM 97p · 677 weeks ago

As if you were a classy fellow

Zyquux 103p · 677 weeks ago

Acting in accordance to the code of the male Homo sapiens sapiens of a higher social status

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 677 weeks ago

...Uh... Well, I just can't top that, now can I?

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DiamyoAlex 92p · 677 weeks ago

Similar to a Knight of The Realm

TheArrived 83p · 677 weeks ago

Wait, is he holding the cup upside down?

That's even more impressive assuming its actually full of tea.

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Gamage 91p · 677 weeks ago

As a man who has seen one episode of Dr. Who in my life, I'm gunna have to say it's the bowtie. Those things have more to them than meets the eye.

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Zyquux 103p · 677 weeks ago

Bowties are from Cybertron?

xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 677 weeks ago

now try playing Jenga with boxing gloves

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 677 weeks ago

It's fairly easy if you don't care about the rules of Jenga and just want to knock some blocks around.

Roland_Deschain 68p · 677 weeks ago

I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO SIP TEA ON THE FORUMS AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK UNTIL I GET IT!

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Spencer 119p · 677 weeks ago

Not until you drink tea with boxing gloves.

GIVE INTO THE UNDERHANDY DEMANDIES OF SHAWN HANDY. SIDE.

Lord Science 92p · 677 weeks ago

How can he do that? BECAUSE HE'S BLOODY BRITISH

all Brits can do that. like me
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(also I am a wizard, not a witch. pew pew pew)

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Omnomynous 90p · 677 weeks ago

Steve is British boxing champion

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 677 weeks ago

He still have a long way to go.

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The AntiVillain 89p · 677 weeks ago

easy by gripping the side of the loop

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Hatley96 98p · 677 weeks ago

Super glue, that's how.

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The Man with No Name · 677 weeks ago

I believe Dudley has been drinking tea with his gloves since '95 so I would say Strong Bad learned from him! You can't argue the point as every time any one has tried, they end meeting the same fate, "CROSS COUNTER!"

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Schonberg · 677 weeks ago

Please, Dudley could drink tea with gloves on four years before Strong Bad could type with them.
Heck, even Balrog could type with boxing gloves on before Strong Bad did! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUGeBOg-owM