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Commander Shepard, we tried to keep you as intact as possible...

We can rebuild him, make him stronger… but we don’t have a lot of money.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 14, 2012 · 10:42 AM 
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BioWare, Fashion Faux Pas, Mass Effect, PC, Playstation, Weird, Xbox 360

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Since when did Shepard become a Gmod model?
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9 replies · active 685 weeks ago
I was WONDERING where all the Mass Effect lolz were. Mass Effect 2 though? *sharp intake of breath* Unexpected.
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Well, it's better than the ending I suppose...
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11 replies · active 685 weeks ago
They almost cut as many corners rebuilding Shepard as they did when they wrote the endings.
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1 reply · active 685 weeks ago
Well at least now he can't make his other face that he loves.

And for that, I'm thankful.
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1.Make joke about Mass Effect 3's ending.
2. ???
3. Profit.
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He needs some of those Deus Ex shades, STAT!
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4 replies · active 685 weeks ago
It's ok Shepard! Just like all of you feats and accomplishments, your face doesn't matter~

...ugh I've never felt this bad over a game ending before.
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Shepard actually seems kinda happy about it all. Unlike that Jenson chap.
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3 replies · active 685 weeks ago
Shepard is forever alone.
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This is why you can't import every Shepherd into Mass Effect 3.

It's the game's way of saying "NO! LORD GOD NO!"
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Yet they still went over budget.
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2 replies · active 685 weeks ago
Actually we did have enough money, but we spent it on hookers and casinos.
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What, no Halolz watermark?
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2 replies · active 685 weeks ago
...close enough!
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wait a minute.

i thought sheppard got a sex change...
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you are going too fast for me...
I am still playing mass effect 1
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TheProfessor234 · 685 weeks ago

There once was an ugly Commander Shepard.

He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.
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1 reply · active 684 weeks ago
That would look like a face that UberHaxorNova would have if he played ME2 :P
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WE CAN REBUILD HIM

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
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1 reply · active 685 weeks ago
I don't think anyone can take him seriously now.
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Not sure if imitating Fry from Futurama....

Or if he's just trying to be the Forever Alone Guy... >_>
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C-C-Commander Shepard?
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2 replies · active 685 weeks ago
Why is Al Pacino his doctor?
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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"Bitch, PLEASE."
-Shepard
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