For some reason the one thing I took away from this animation, is that Nintendo should start putting in Bullet Bills with jetpacks.
By Appsro Animation
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 11, 2012 · 4:33 PM |
Categories: Adult Situations, Animated, Highly Illogical Captain, Nintendo, Off Duty, Political, Super Mario Bros, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 54 Comments |
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I am the 2%!
Honestly, I think the Bullet Bill should be demanding to be shot out by someone better. Like this person!
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Peach is made out of biscuits?
Damn, sign me up, I'll gladly kidnap her from stupid mushroom people in diapers if it means delicious, flaky pastries.
Why don't he just use Prinnies?
I'm not surprised Bowser is into inter-species relationships. Hell, he was probably born from the inter-species relationships of the Kanto starters.
The next morning, Mario places Bowser's castle under siege with a full army of machine gun toting Goombas, explosive-wielding Koopas, and a random Bullet Bill with a big, purple dildo.
They want better tactics? Are you kidding me? Walking right to the left is a GREAT tactic for something as limited as a Goomba. I'm not even joking, remember how many times those brown jerks have killed you? Yeah. Walking straight on to the left is a great tactic.
Don't f*ck with Bullet Bill.
Bullet Bill stayed because he wants to be a part of the 1%
That Bullet Bill…
One of the most terrifing thing I've ever seen…
Uhhh…Bowser, I would want to turn my back to that Bullet Bill. I know of only one man who can handle a knife that well
Goomba would then, for the first time in his life, walk to the right. And it would change him forever. He would be a new Goomba. A stronger Goomba. A braver Goomba. Then he hit the pipe to the right side and walked back to the left again.
I love those days where some of the comments are funnier than the actual submission….
You know, i didn't think that Bullet Bills were that……special…..
I only know of one way that Bullet Bill can fly faster
<img src="http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/9/94/Tanooki_Tailed_Bullet_Bill.jpg/200px-Tanooki_Tailed_Bullet_Bill.jpg">
The internet layers are weak within this young one.
If you want, you can be hired by Robotnik instead.
He's not gonna pay you but at least you don't need food, water, emotions, all that useless human stuff.
Look at me! I took in the robot life and boy does it feel-
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INDEED.
*puff of smoke from bubble pipe*
If only all of life's problem could be solved with big purple dildos.
Let me tell ya somethin…. don't you lie to bullet bill… cause bullet bill will cut you… he will cut you so fast.
This is different. Usually Machinima videos are just "HEY GUYZ CHACK OUT MAH KEWL MW3 KILLS!!!!!!1one" rather than something actually good like this.