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I would name my tower “Hotel California”… for obvious reasons.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 29, 2012 · 9:26 PM 
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4 replies · active 687 weeks ago
Ungodly tall tower? Strangely diverse layout? Residents of said tower stealing people's minds? People can never leave?

Fetch me my Evoker: I've got some unfinished business to take care of.
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12 replies · active 687 weeks ago
One of us. One of us. One of us.
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12 replies · active 687 weeks ago
A place that's you can't leave, no matter what?

THAT'S CRAZY!

How am I supposed to get sardines in a place like that like that?



Or Hotpods!? I'll make sure the creator of this "Tiny Tower" place is properly introduced to the World Eaters!
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6 replies · active 688 weeks ago
A bike shop in a tower where you cannot leave and each floor is only about 10 people wide=fantastic business opportunity
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3 replies · active 688 weeks ago
i dont have an iphone but you know what?

i post something relevent

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4 replies · active 687 weeks ago
I hate that game, but it's so addicting! Why can't I leave it alone? WHY? WHYYY?!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
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6 replies · active 688 weeks ago
No worries tf2 folks. There is a hat store in tiny tower.
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I've noticed a disturbing lack of restrooms and basic amenities in the tower. Then again, what do I care about humane living conditions?
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I want to make a Dream Tower joke, but just saying or referencing Zynga is one already...
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I have so far from this point 56 floors.
None of which have a treadmill store.

FAKE!
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2 replies · active 688 weeks ago
I just realized how evil the game I've been playing is.
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I was gonna make a witty comment about this submission. But I have no idea what Tiny Tower is.
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8 replies · active 687 weeks ago
I have this game. This is all too real.

Help me.
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
An opening in the gumball factory!? Maybe I should move in.
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This reminds me of Animal Crossing. You move into a new place. All of a sudden, this dude makes you get a job to pay off a debt that he keeps adding to. And you end up trapped there.
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2 replies · active 688 weeks ago
Well now i know where mario gets his Frog Suit.........
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5 replies · active 688 weeks ago
Leaving home? Hahahaha I don't need to do that. And no-one else in my apartment building does either... Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who wants to play Parcheesi? :D
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
So a bit like Rosemary's Baby but scarier?
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Still not as good as that Hotel Mario place, but they were strangely lacking spaghetti...
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i wonder how many UPS and mailmen became trapped in the tower
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4 replies · active 688 weeks ago
I didn't think creepy smiles were possible in 8-bit....

MY EYES, THEY BURN
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I wonder what the heart stands for in that "Health club" below them ;)
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12 replies · active 687 weeks ago
HANS BOOBIE
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And those who walk in to buy stuff and try to leave dissapear to the right side of the building.
Spoooky.
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Speaking of mindless freaks... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StzJzmTP5nc
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
I thought the ending was going to be him revealing that he's not good at anything and gets kicked the fuck OUT
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GET OUT!
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silversilence · 688 weeks ago

So this is the truth of the goings on when I am not maintaining my tower.....
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