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I don’t totally get this, because I haven’t played Bastion yet, but Doc_ock_rokc assures me it’s awesome. Is he right?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 29, 2012 · 5:54 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (146 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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To all those that are ask about Bastion:
Go on Steam
Get Bastion
Dont look up any walkthroughs, Lets Plays or spoilers
Play Bastion
Finish Bastion
Come back here and realize just how damn good this video is.
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3 replies · active 688 weeks ago
i'm still waiting for the monty python and the holy grail mod
-tiny bunny dragons
-giants that say nii
-one castle that plays the camelot song on loop
-birds carrying coconuts
-holy hand grenade weapon
-horses replaced with people with big bags and clacking coconuts
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6 replies · active 688 weeks ago
If they had that narrator through the whole game, I'd actually stop ignoring Skyrim and finally finish it.
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
The Macho Man Skyrim mod has ruined all future skyrim videos for me. I can't think of Skyrim without dragons going "OOOOOOOH YEEEAHH!" and playing Disco Inferno.
Although I do hope someone makes a Ric Flair dragon mod. Just imagine, "Wooooooo!!!!"
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If the narrator from Bastion narrated Superman 64 and ET for the Atari, they would become enjoyable games.

That's how good he is.

Also dat delta blues.
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
You haven't played Bastion? YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED BASTION!?
...Wiggles, get my top-hat chain gun.
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2 replies · active 688 weeks ago
A dragon that's been hiding in the tall grass?

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3 replies · active 687 weeks ago
I've read every comment so far in the narrator's voice...
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
I guess pokemon weren't the only things hiding in the tall grass.
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3 replies · active 688 weeks ago
When I think about it, wouldn't it been smarter of The Kid to tuck his head in, walking up to the block, rather than his arms?
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
Soon after his escape, The Kid traveled to the wild west of Skyrim and became an outlaw named Billy
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Step One: Watch video with captions (the legit capyions not transcribe audio)
Step Two: Laugh your ass off
Step Three: ????????
Step Four: Profit
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
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Dude....This fits so well. XD
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
My lifelong dream is to make enough money to have this man do my talking for me. I could insult people and they would feel complimented simply because this man with a golden voice addressed them.
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At least I know this part of Skyrim. Why are there so many Skyrim submissions lately?
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6 replies · active 688 weeks ago
"Shawn's been goin' crazy tryin' to post something that'll bring a smile to the face of the people.
Ya see, Shawn's whole reason for makin' folks smile is cause that fool thinks that he'll get the cash he needs to buy the things he thinks he needs.
Most of what Shawn wants is things relatin' to the equine variety.
When ya think about it, it don't make much sense.
But I've never been one for judgin' folks as soon as I see 'em.
Shawn's been livin' a fool's dream, and I ain't for one wakin' folks when they're happy.
Guess you could say that Shawn won't let me do that."
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1 reply · active 687 weeks ago
Ok, I like the whole vid and i seen Bastion before, but when his fcking arms went into his body, WTF?! O_O
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
I cant play skyrim, and, what the hell is bastion?
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10 replies · active 688 weeks ago
Damn, prices these days, pay 5 gold or go to jail for 10 years then get excecuted..
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... And then The Calamity happened.
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
Funny, when I watched the Retro skyrim trailer, I was thinking about the Bastion narrator but then I was like "naah, nvm" and didn't comment.
Dammit, I was this close to proving that I can see into the future!
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Heads up: I've been pretty busy this month so I won't comment on Halolz very often. Also this is LinkorZelda but I have changed my picture description and name.
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2 replies · active 688 weeks ago
This was really well done though the funny bits felt out of place. The Bastion Narrator's voice seems way to serious and smooth to be used humorously in my opinion.
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caffeinette · 688 weeks ago

I bought myself Bastion for my birthday, and I just bought the official soundtrack for it a few days ago.

Number of regrets: zero.
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Not The Kid · 688 weeks ago

imagine playing through a dreamy story about slowly uncovering the story behind a post apocalyptic world, and add in this narrator's audible chocolate voice and you'll have a decent idea.
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Sexysoundingstranger · 688 weeks ago

Bastion is totally awesome, you totally should play it :)
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