Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-up’s, he pushes the Mushroom Kingdom DOWN.
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[VIDEO] Chuck Norris vs Super Mario Bros.

Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 27, 2012 · 5:40 PM

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Spaz Tzu 98p · 688 weeks ago

I'm honestly getting fed up with all this Chuck Norris shit. He invaded WoW, I can live with that (WoW sucks anyway), but putting him in SMB just crossed the line.
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8 replies · active 687 weeks ago

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KeyBlader1 84p · 688 weeks ago

Actually, I am in total agreement with you. Chuck Norris is overrated, and besides, everyone knows Bruce Lee kicked the crap out of Chuck.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 688 weeks ago

Thank you. I've been saying this ever since I first heard a Chuck Norris joke.

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IncredulousEric 99p · 688 weeks ago

*cough*

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Spencer 119p · 688 weeks ago

Yeah, coincidence. Bruce Lee is ten times the man Norris will ever legitimately be. Appropriately, born in the year of the dragon, he was destined to be awesome wherever he went. He Megaman'd everything he's learned from martial arts into his own style, wrote books, has his shirt off pretty much every movie scene, even proved muscle doesn't equal might. At heaviest, Lee was probably about no more than 170 pounds. Yet he could do pushups with over 250 pounds sitting straight on his back. He's practically earned his own place in standing of martial arts history as long as we'll continue to hold it out of history.

Chuck Norris is just some internet meme people ripped one day. And probably wouldn't even be popular if not for Lee.

Bruce Lee over Chuck Norris. All day everyday. My prompted rant is over.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 688 weeks ago

I can only wonder what he could have accomplished if he was still alive to this day. He probably would've figured out the kamehameha by now. D:

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deleted722514 108p · 688 weeks ago

If he was alive?

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lolchainswords 34p · 688 weeks ago

well, I agree but Norris isnt just an actor or a poser, he received a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu from the Machado family. and is the grand master and founder of Chun Kuk Do (which is derived from Tang Soo Do which he also mastered)

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KT93 · 687 weeks ago

It is not coincidence that Bruce Lee died mysteriously. The report from the corner stated that Lee died from blunt force trauma to the head. I believe this was probably done by the Chinese mafia because they hated him due to the fact that he was teaching martial arts to foreigners, aka Chuck Norris, and Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

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deleted801691 109p · 688 weeks ago

This is fake because that is not Chuck Norris, due to the fact that he needed a grappling hook to grab the castle.
If that were really him, the castle would've come to him out of fear.

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8 replies · active 688 weeks ago

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 688 weeks ago

And there is only one man who can match his power...
And that is...
Captain Falcon...

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Gary_Blue 77p · 688 weeks ago

You spelled Gary Oak wrong

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Stormfront 73p · 688 weeks ago

you both spelled red wrong
http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/6706a7e2ac5e4...

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Gary_Blue 77p · 688 weeks ago

Sir, you put that link away or I am definitely telling my sister not to give you or Red a town map.

Not that he needs one on top of a mountain.

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The AntiVillain 89p · 688 weeks ago

i was about to say the same thing
chuck norris only needs to glare and say "come"

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 688 weeks ago

It also works on your average woman. And in some cases, men.

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The AntiVillain 89p · 688 weeks ago

what is this woman you speak of
is it a pokemon?

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 688 weeks ago

No, nothing like that. They're kind of like men but they're scary and harder to talk to.

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Marzen 101p · 688 weeks ago

Yeah yeah, you guys can start yer Chuck Norris cult. I'll stick with my religion over here.

Oh Batman, who art in Gotham, Wayne be thy name...

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3 replies · active 688 weeks ago

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 688 weeks ago

MARZEN YOU FOOL!
WE WORSHIP THE ALL MIGHTY CAPTAIN FALCON HERE!!

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IncredulousEric 99p · 688 weeks ago

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Deep Thought 105p · 688 weeks ago

Thy Kyle come, Katarn be done.
On Dromund Kaas as it is on Yavin.

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deleted722514 108p · 688 weeks ago

I was about to post a comment about Chuck Norris finding our forums, but then I remembered that Chuck Norris jokes are absurdly overused, to the point of making "arrows in the knee" and the majority of Youtube comments look fresh and original.

Just kidding. I never forgot that they were awful.

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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago

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Zyquux 103p · 688 weeks ago

*Ahehehem*
*Dons Overused Meme cap*

You used to wonder where the forums were, but then Chuck Norris shot you in the knee with an arrow.

*Removes Overused Meme cap*

I'm so sorry.

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ChemicalKirby 91p · 688 weeks ago

When Chuck Norris enters a castle, a princess is in it.

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 688 weeks ago

And when Chuck Norris enters a princess...

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Zyquux 103p · 688 weeks ago

...There's a castle is in her?

Never heard that one before.

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 688 weeks ago

Damn you TV Tropes! Damn yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 688 weeks ago

The castle is his penis.

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FoxyMayo 89p · 688 weeks ago

Fuck. Did I find the old Barrens chat?

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GanjalfTheGreen 103p · 688 weeks ago

Oh good, maybe you could tell me where can I find Mankrik's wife?

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Awesomecake 87p · 688 weeks ago

Actually, Chuck never did reach the flag-pole.

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 688 weeks ago

And he's playing on hard mode. =D

In other news, I recently started an all-monk run of Final Fantasy I, and I named my four monks Bruce, Jackie, Mr. T, and Chuck. Even though their stat gains are randomized, Chuck is by far the strongest only 20 levels in.

It's a sign.

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TransPM 97p · 688 weeks ago

A sign that Bruce will soon rise up to obliterate everything?

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 688 weeks ago

THERE IS NO DIFFICULTY SETTINGS IN SUPER MARIO BROS.!!!!
*Harumph*

Also, only 20 levels in? Only? You're saying that like it's nothing. It takes forever to level up in Final Fantasy.

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IncredulousEric 99p · 688 weeks ago

Nothing intelligent I can add to this one so...

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 688 weeks ago

Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.

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blargenth 93p · 688 weeks ago

Whens it gonna be my turn?
ow.
ow.
ow.
ow.

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Gary_Blue 77p · 688 weeks ago

Sorry, your princess is in my other pants.

(Braces for jeers)

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dope92 94p · 688 weeks ago

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piplup?

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Spencer 119p · 688 weeks ago

Let the blind fanboyish comments... commence!.

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Newt 88p · 688 weeks ago

I doubt that's the fastest anyone's ever played Super Chuck Bros. You could probably shave off .5 seconds by going underground.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 688 weeks ago

I won't be impressed until I see him do this to Kaizo Mario World.

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TheInsaneWombat 90p · 688 weeks ago

If Chuck Norris has sex with the Mario Brothers, it will be because he has run out of princesses.

(That's one of them Chuck Norris facts. Exceptin' ya know, Mario-lized.)

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deleted2212937 91p · 688 weeks ago

See how the play arrow in the video overlaps the vs? It's because the arrow is actually a greater than sign. Chuck Norris>Mario There is no competition.

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Comire 101p · 688 weeks ago

So it seems where Capt. Falcon failed, Chuck Norris conquered. Oh hail the O mighty Chuck.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 688 weeks ago

Chuck Norris...just...just don't mess with him.

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John_Know_Doe 86p · 688 weeks ago

never before has chuck Norris been this awesome. Well exempt when he killed the devil, made the grand canyon, fought himself, fell from the moon to earth, defeated superman without Kryptonite, make life...

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Newt 88p · 688 weeks ago

Grammar Hammer time!
*Never
*Chuck
*Well,
*except
*made

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The AntiVillain 89p · 688 weeks ago

the moon to the earth
^parallel structure

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Newt on February 27th, 2012 5:46 pm

I doubt that's the fastest anyone's ever played Super Chuck Bros. You could probably shave off .5 seconds by going underground.
John_Know_Doe on February 27th, 2012 5:54 pm

never before has chuck Norris been this awesome. Well exempt when he killed the devil, made the grand canyon, fought himself, fell from the moon to earth, defeated superman without Kryptonite, make life…
Skrist on February 27th, 2012 5:57 pm

This is fake because that is not Chuck Norris, due to the fact that he needed a grappling hook to grab the castle.
If that were really him, the castle would've come to him out of fear.
Comire on February 27th, 2012 6:28 pm

So it seems where Capt. Falcon failed, Chuck Norris conquered. Oh hail the O mighty Chuck.
Marzen on February 27th, 2012 6:33 pm

Yeah yeah, you guys can start yer Chuck Norris cult. I'll stick with my religion over here.

Oh Batman, who art in Gotham, Wayne be thy name…
Awesomecake on February 27th, 2012 6:34 pm

Actually, Chuck never did reach the flag-pole.
ChemicalKirby on February 27th, 2012 6:49 pm

When Chuck Norris enters a castle, a princess is in it.
FoxyMayo on February 27th, 2012 6:54 pm

Fuck. Did I find the old Barrens chat?
shadow649 on February 27th, 2012 7:05 pm

See how the play arrow in the video overlaps the vs? It's because the arrow is actually a greater than sign. Chuck Norris>Mario There is no competition.
Jimmy on February 27th, 2012 7:17 pm

rel="nofollow">Chuck Norris…just…just don't mess with him.
Mr_Spaz on February 27th, 2012 7:17 pm

I'm honestly getting fed up with all this Chuck Norris shit. He invaded WoW, I can live with that (WoW sucks anyway), but putting him in SMB just crossed the line.
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-Erects shields because he senses the -1 bombardment.-
TheInsaneWombat on February 27th, 2012 7:19 pm

If Chuck Norris has sex with the Mario Brothers, it will be because he has run out of princesses.

(That's one of them Chuck Norris facts. Exceptin' ya know, Mario-lized.)
SpaghettiWeegee on February 27th, 2012 7:29 pm

And he's playing on hard mode. =D

In other news, I recently started an all-monk run of Final Fantasy I, and I named my four monks Bruce, Jackie, Mr. T, and Chuck. Even though their stat gains are randomized, Chuck is by far the strongest only 20 levels in.

It's a sign.
Gary_Blue on February 27th, 2012 8:09 pm

Sorry, your princess is in my other pants.

(Braces for jeers)
IncredulousEric on February 27th, 2012 9:37 pm

Nothing intelligent I can add to this one so…
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Mentlegen on February 27th, 2012 10:43 pm

I was about to post a comment about Chuck Norris finding our forums, but then I remembered that Chuck Norris jokes are absurdly overused, to the point of making "arrows in the knee" and the majority of Youtube comments look fresh and original.

Just kidding. I never forgot that they were awful.
BTSnoogans on February 27th, 2012 10:48 pm

I won't be impressed until I see him do this to Kaizo Mario World.
Alpar on February 27th, 2012 10:48 pm

Let the blind fanboyish comments… commence!.