And keep in mind this is a game where you throw turtle shells at people and magic leaves give you tanooki tails.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 26, 2012 · 7:00 PM
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A man grows extermely large after eating one mushrum
you can't explain that
You can on drugs.
Touching a leaf makes you grow a tail and fly.
You can carry Iron Boots in your bag but wont be heavier until you put them on.
A small ball can contain a 30 foot whale.
Tingle.
Nintendo: you can't explain that.
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>fireballs
>underwater
>mario kart 7
Didn't we ask this shit back when Super Mario Bros came out?
MK7? This is the point at which you question it? Really?
Shawn, fix the title.
You race the character's enemies in gokarts and someone questions fire underwater?
Wrong picture? You can't explain that.
fire is just ionized gas
also check underwater welding
and i think i deserve 1/4 an internet for that
Backstage at the O'Reilly Factor:
Cameraman: "Mr. O'Reilly, we need to do a rehearsal!"
O'Reilly: "Later, I'm almost dont with Mario 3!"
Cameraman: "But Mr. O'Reilly, we have only 20 minutes until showtime!"
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With sardines, everything is possible
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This is also the game where getting hit in the shin by a turtle kills you.
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Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead!
Charizard + Blastoise + Venusaur= Bowser.
You can't explain that. BUT I CAN.
It's even funnier when you realize that fireballs go out when they fall in lava.
fuck your logic. I have SCIENCE! rel="nofollow">
Bill O'Reily's a meme now?
WHY!!!???
What.
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Here's your explanation:
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Greek fire?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_shrimp
cocaine's one hell of a drug
The better thing is:
You can throw fireballs from your hand thanks to a magic flower.