Dammit! These guys are NEVER around when I need them!
By Kristian Nygard [Optipess]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 25, 2012 · 10:53 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Chillaxin', Failure, Off Duty, Sequential Art, Tetris, Weak Points · Leave a comment () 82 Comments |
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<img src="http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Tetris_0b5477_2225742.jpg" >
Every. Goddamn. Time.
And then they appear when you don't even have the space to move the block to the designed place
To quote a certain god:
LIIIIIIIINE PIIIIIIECE!
He plays it on the PC with the arrow keys. He deserves no better.
<img src="http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz130/ShakerSilver/soviet_tetris.png" width="400/">
"Can I have a long one please? Why must these infernal blocks tease!"
Considering the amount of Facebook Tetris Battle I've been consuming, this cuts deep.
0 lines?
Face it, dude…he's not coming.
http://blahg.res0l.net/2009/01/bastet-bastard-tet…
That guy is out of line.
Excuse me, a corner is waiting…
Rolled up sleeves. Sh*t got srs.
And he gets paid leave? What a douche…
Nowdays, we have Hold box for emergency cases.
Of course, where is the fun in that when we can't rage at the piece that we need?
Suddenly: Circle Piece.
"HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?"
Ugh. I was up pretty late going through this last night. I had to start the game over about 5 or 6 times because I kept getting every tetrimino except for the one I needed. The damn line piece.
I think Whitney Houston might have had a tetris addiction. I heard she couldn't stop doing lines.
Why is there more shiny light in his room than in Line Block Paradise?
I hate it… Absolutely HATE it when this happens.
You know what's missing too? The Forums.
And not a single line piece was given that day…
Looks like this player
/shades
Just got blocked.
YEEEAHHHHHHHHHH!
<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuck7m66o1qzaxefo1_500.png">
And then, when all seemed hopeless and surely he would fail….
Still no fucking line piece. D:<
You see, line piece is an individual, he doesn't care much about "fitting in."
Thank you, thank you *bows out*
Really funny, yet I have nothing to post. So I'll share my opinion of this picture, and this!
<img src=http://chzscience.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-science-news-experiments-memes-stare-at-me-for-seconds.gif>
they hatin
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEE PIIIIIIEEECE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those lines……
THOSE FKING LINES!!!!
I never thought about it.
Clearly line piece is red because of its lack of sunscreen and gratuitous sunbathing excursions.
In my experience, this only happens during knockoff Tetris games. In official products like the NES version or GB version the pieces all appear pretty evenly.