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In all fairness, it could be in the top percentage of all Rattata!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 22, 2012 · 8:06 AM 
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Somewhat Relevant!


Thus proving why the Master ball, is a Master.....
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5 replies · active 689 weeks ago
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"I am so getting fired for this."

Okay, two things.

One: You gave the Master Ball out to someone who saved the company. Everyone there owes him, and it shouldn't matter what he chooses to use it on. It's no longer your jurisdiction.

Two: You're the Silph Co. president. You are the final word in all the decisions. Who can fire you!?
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6 replies · active 689 weeks ago
That trainer isn't the only idiot. Catching a Mewtwo with a pokéball is easy.
Catching Mewtwo with a Hyper potion, however...
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
Metapod stole the whole show.
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This is canon. Everyone wasted a Master Ball on some incredibly mook Pokemon. And we're responsible for the humiliation of an entire company. Looking back at it, it probably wasn't the smartest thing I've do-

PIDGEOTTO IN VIRIDIAN FOREST, MUST CATCH NO MATTER WHAT.
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35 replies · active 688 weeks ago
Well, look on the bright side. Now he has more of a chance to take on Joey.
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4 replies · active 689 weeks ago
An orange covered in vaseline? How about Combustible Lemons!
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
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Oh, so that's why he decided to hide in that mountain!
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This must be the story of Joey....
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I was always upset that I couldn't catch the Marowak in Pokemon Tower.
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
I didn't know Ellis played Pokemon
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
Only one in existence? Ha!

Meanwhile in Hoenn's Pokemon Lottery Corner...

"Congratulations! Take this Master Ball."

Not to mention the one you find in Team Magma/Aqua's hideout.
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
With Red sounding like that, no wonder he doesn't talk.
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
I'm not the only who thinks the Dorkly videos aren't funny 90% of the time, right?
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8 replies · active 688 weeks ago
That red is a spy!
I have my master ball right here
*rummages through bag*
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oops
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
Orange covered in vaseline? Wait....if pokeballs are made from apricorn which are fruit, wouldn't that actually be a good idea?
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
gotta love a good quest where your goal is to protect a precious... something... and then in return for beating everyone that was going to steal that... something... the person in charge of that... something ... tells you it's the only one in the world but you can have it!
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Damn it Red! Explain yourself!
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You can call him a stupid kid all you want but the fact of the matter is he did something none of us have ever been able to do. He had 19 pidgeys and a metapod. See? He found a way around the "only carry six pokemon" restriction. Eat it, Professor Oak.
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Someday in the future, Red's gonna look back on this and cry.
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If a kid can save your corporation from an evil organization with nothing but some Pidgey and a Metapod, then he can use your million dollar investment to catch what he damn well wants.
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Nope. Held onto it until I encountered wild eldritch abomination !#$%@%*(# and woke up later, forgetting what I'd been doing, but with Master Balls spilling out my backpack.

And all the pokemon were caught from then on.
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This isn't relevant right now, but the forums are coming back. But in a different way. We're working on it, but it's not top priority. I'm sorry, and I know that irritates a lot of you, but we've got other stuff we HAVE to do first.
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red would never waste a masterball on a ratatatta
he would use it on a mountain
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Its kinda funny since i actually did catch him for the first time using a random pokeball I had, after throwing plenty of ultra balls and great balls at the bastard to no effect, then poof last ball caught him.

Ah memories.
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all things considered, the mewtwo in HGSS was unable to hurt you if you sent out a dark type, Tyranatar ( with that ability that summons a sandstorm) + ultra/dusk ball spam + loading your save game about 10 - 15 times = easiest legendary ever... used master ball on Lugia.
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shogungari · 689 weeks ago

Well, at least we know why Red never talks now...
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