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The Spy’s Valentine

Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 15, 2012 · 12:18 PM

(116 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)

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PortalMan 86p · 689 weeks ago

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Sir_Nox 102p · 689 weeks ago

DOH-HO-HO!

That's so awful that I HAVE to give it a +1.

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SonicsmyName 92p · 689 weeks ago

IT BUUUURNSSS!

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ibbolia 100p · 689 weeks ago

Shout "MEDIC!" again, Spy
I'll make your wounds worse.

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Leo E. 114p · 689 weeks ago

...Okay, we've made some bad jokes, but I think this one outdoes them all.

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8 replies · active 689 weeks ago

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MokubaKaiba 91p · 689 weeks ago

http://www.hejibits.com/comics/punchline/

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Zyquux 103p · 689 weeks ago

So you're saying that this Spy was...

*Familiar Fez shades*

outCLASSed?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*Enforcer'd*

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TheTopHatKid 88p · 689 weeks ago

oh mother of god.

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Scept 100p · 689 weeks ago

Need we bring up... *looks to make sure Shawn isn't around* ...Courage Kratos?

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deleted801691 109p · 689 weeks ago

Yep, I'm going to hell. Or the deepest ends of the lolz.

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deleted801691 109p · 689 weeks ago

You sure about that?

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Spencer 119p · 689 weeks ago

Falcon Heene, Leo.

Falcon Heene.

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Deep Thought 105p · 689 weeks ago

/tg/ just topped us again:

"my friend made dis
is dis a good bard
his dick sign is backwards to people see him in the rear view mirror
his name is julius"

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Sir_Nox 102p · 689 weeks ago

RED Spy is Red,
BLU Spy is Blue,
They sap all the Sentries,
And stick it in you.

The knife is now Red,
Your face has turned Blue,
You fall to the floor,
Spy Crabwalks on you.

Your anger is Red,
You're losing to BLU,
But here comes a Heavy,
With Sasha and crew.

The Health Beam is Red,
The Charge Beam is Blue,
That is an Uber,
And now BLU is screwed.

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 689 weeks ago

I enjoyed this. :)

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 689 weeks ago

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mother.

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3 replies · active 689 weeks ago

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The Pualrus 100p · 689 weeks ago

And I'll butcher you, too.

...Oh, "boo hoo hoo."

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SonicsmyName 92p · 689 weeks ago

Well played, good sir.

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DiamyoAlex 92p · 689 weeks ago

And know he's here to fuck us!

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Wetmang 95p · 689 weeks ago

The Pyro is sawed
The Scout is benched
I'm ready to charge
for I AM THE UBER MENSCH!

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The Pualrus 100p · 689 weeks ago

I'm not going to let
this Medic slip me by.
I think I'll have him die
for I am the Spy.

And now here you lie,
Staring at the sky.
Breathing your final sigh.
...Goodbye.

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ibbolia 100p · 689 weeks ago

All's well and good,
But your back stab's just a stinger.
For you see, C__F, sir,
I've equipped my Dead Ringer.

Now don't just call HAX
Spy can disguise even his class
by faking being the medic
I've saved my own ass.

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SHODAK 95p · 689 weeks ago

No single part of that rhymed. At all. You are a terrible limerick writer.

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Deep Thought 105p · 689 weeks ago

I've got you

In my sights

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The Pualrus 100p · 689 weeks ago

Won't you be mine?

...well, when I say "you", I really mean "your life".
Poor communication kills.

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PvtDisposable 90p · 689 weeks ago

Going in a new direction with this...

Scout: Can you help me find my Sandman? You made me lose my wood.
Engineer: Just lookin' atcha is "gut-wrenching"
Spy: Your mother sends her apologies
Medic: Not even my medigun vill be able to fix zat
Sniper: I don think that my jarate will be able to bleach that image from my eyes
Soldier: I'd call you a maggot, but I didn't want to insult the worm
Heavy: Did you kill Rasputin?
Demoman: I don't think I'll ever be drunk enough to find ye attractive
Pyro: Hudda hm hmph hudda! (Kill it with fire!)

inb4 Chris Redfield

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Spencer 119p · 689 weeks ago

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I made this Dispenser
SPY SAPPING MY COMMENT!

ROMANCE DOWN!
DAG NABBIT DAGGIT NABBIT DAGGIT.

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redroverone 87p · 689 weeks ago

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you're reading this post
Then the spy's behind you

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3 replies · active 689 weeks ago

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KungFuDeli 78p · 689 weeks ago

I actually looked behind me to check and then I heard a faint laugh...

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SonicsmyName 92p · 689 weeks ago

But... My back's against a wall.

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SirNumel 97p · 689 weeks ago

He'll just stab you through the wall.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 689 weeks ago

would have been better if he was wearing a mask that was just a heart... if i see the spy with a hat on i dont think of him as incognito... i think of him as having a fancy hat

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ibbolia 100p · 689 weeks ago

SUPRISE. He's Red team.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 689 weeks ago

i knew he was red team even with the hat on, now if he was blue team, then i would be impressed

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ibbolia 100p · 689 weeks ago

Wut...no, I swear...he was definitely...but he was blu?
*hides in corner*

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SolarPonyDjango 92p · 689 weeks ago

The horrible puns.... THEY BURN. That's alright. At least it's better then that one facebook "poem" (I use poem very loosely here) Roses are F*** you, Violets are F*** you thus forth and thenceforth... it doesn't even rhyme and it's not funny. At least this one made me smile while facepalming.

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Terrorrayne 62p · 689 weeks ago

love is just another disguise....
...just another mask.....
...just another stab in the back. waiting to happen...

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Korotini_Notlad 97p · 689 weeks ago

What is love?
Baby, don't sap me.
Don't sap me, no more.

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 689 weeks ago

I don't want to know which class is playing the female vocals.

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ibbolia 100p · 689 weeks ago

Scout. It's Scout. Now you know. Deal with it.

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deleted801691 109p · 689 weeks ago

Valentine's day: Celebrating love by making fun of singles.
Honestly I like Christmas promoting suicide more...
Or Easter being about a little magic bunny who gives magic eggs because a magic man came back from having a slight case of the dead.

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blargenth 93p · 689 weeks ago

Its that time again...
"To get our Rabies shot?
"To make bubbles out of our spit?"
No its the halolz valentine's day posts

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 689 weeks ago

I wouldn't trust the Spy. He's only got one thing on his mind. http://www.halolz.com/2011/11/13/video-adult-situ...

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ChaosController 108p · 689 weeks ago

http://gadgetsin.com/uploads/2011/06/meet_the_med...

What TF2 Valentine post would be complete without the greatest bromance in the world?

"Doktor, my heart belongs to you."

"I know, I left it in ze fridge last night."

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 689 weeks ago

YIKES THE PUNS!!!! http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/...

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Leo E. on February 15th, 2012 12:42 pm

…Okay, we've made some bad jokes, but I think this one outdoes them all.
Terrorrayne on February 15th, 2012 12:46 pm

love is just another disguise….
…just another mask…..
…just another stab in the back. waiting to happen…
Solar Boy Django on February 15th, 2012 12:59 pm

The horrible puns…. THEY BURN. That's alright. At least it's better then that one facebook "poem" (I use poem very loosely here) Roses are F*** you, Violets are F*** you thus forth and thenceforth… it doesn't even rhyme and it's not funny. At least this one made me smile while facepalming.
MasqueNoMercy on February 15th, 2012 1:08 pm

would have been better if he was wearing a mask that was just a heart… if i see the spy with a hat on i dont think of him as incognito… i think of him as having a fancy hat
blargenth on February 15th, 2012 1:18 pm

Its that time again…
"To get our Rabies shot?
"To make bubbles out of our spit?"
No its the halolz valentine's day posts
Wetmang on February 15th, 2012 1:27 pm

The Pyro is sawed
The Scout is benched
I'm ready to charge
for I AM THE UBER MENSCH!
Souleater676 on February 15th, 2012 1:34 pm

YIKES THE PUNS!!!! http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/…
redroverone on February 15th, 2012 1:50 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you're reading this post
Then the spy's behind you
Skrist on February 15th, 2012 2:07 pm

Valentine's day: Celebrating love by making fun of singles.
Honestly I like Christmas promoting suicide more…
Or Easter being about a little magic bunny who gives magic eggs because a magic man came back from having a slight case of the dead.
PortalMan118 on February 15th, 2012 2:59 pm

<img src="http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h249/kacey0519/puns.jpg" border="0" alt="Puns">
Alpar on February 15th, 2012 3:08 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I made this Dispenser
SPY SAPPING MY COMMENT!

ROMANCE DOWN!
DAG NABBIT DAGGIT NABBIT DAGGIT.
LitmusRemnantal on February 15th, 2012 3:42 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mother.
Sir_Nox on February 15th, 2012 3:53 pm

RED Spy is Red,
BLU Spy is Blue,
They sap all the Sentries,
And stick it in you.

The knife is now Red,
Your face has turned Blue,
You fall to the floor,
Spy Crabwalks on you.

Your anger is Red,
You're losing to BLU,
But here comes a Heavy,
With Sasha and crew.

The Health Beam is Red,
The Charge Beam is Blue,
That is an Uber,
And now BLU is screwed.
Deep Thought on February 15th, 2012 4:17 pm

I've got you
<img src="http://rocketdock.com/images/screenshots/tf2_sniper.png">In my sights
PvtDisposable on February 15th, 2012 4:37 pm

Going in a new direction with this…

Scout: Can you help me find my Sandman? You made me lose my wood.
Engineer: Just lookin' atcha is "gut-wrenching"
Spy: Your mother sends her apologies
Medic: Not even my medigun vill be able to fix zat
Sniper: I don think that my jarate will be able to bleach that image from my eyes
Soldier: I'd call you a maggot, but I didn't want to insult the worm
Heavy: Did you kill Rasputin?
Demoman: I don't think I'll ever be drunk enough to find ye attractive
Pyro: Hudda hm hmph hudda! (Kill it with fire!)

inb4 Chris Redfield
Korotini_Notlad on February 15th, 2012 8:52 pm

What is love?
Baby, don't sap me.
Don't sap me, no more.
ChaosController on February 15th, 2012 9:33 pm

http://gadgetsin.com/uploads/2011/06/meet_the_med…

What TF2 Valentine post would be complete without the greatest bromance in the world?

"Doktor, my heart belongs to you."

"I know, I left it in ze fridge last night."
BTSnoogans on February 15th, 2012 11:34 pm

I wouldn't trust the Spy. He's only got one thing on his mind. http://www.halolz.com/2011/11/13/video-adult-situ…