Welcome to Halolz belated Valentine’s Day! It’s never too late to share the love, even after a disastrous server move!
By kell0436
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 15, 2012 · 12:18 PM |
Categories: Gentlemen, Holidays, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, True Love, Valentine's Day, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 43 Comments |
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…Okay, we've made some bad jokes, but I think this one outdoes them all.
love is just another disguise….
…just another mask…..
…just another stab in the back. waiting to happen…
The horrible puns…. THEY BURN. That's alright. At least it's better then that one facebook "poem" (I use poem very loosely here) Roses are F*** you, Violets are F*** you thus forth and thenceforth… it doesn't even rhyme and it's not funny. At least this one made me smile while facepalming.
would have been better if he was wearing a mask that was just a heart… if i see the spy with a hat on i dont think of him as incognito… i think of him as having a fancy hat
Its that time again…
"To get our Rabies shot?
"To make bubbles out of our spit?"
No its the halolz valentine's day posts
The Pyro is sawed
The Scout is benched
I'm ready to charge
for I AM THE UBER MENSCH!
YIKES THE PUNS!!!! http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/…
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you're reading this post
Then the spy's behind you
Valentine's day: Celebrating love by making fun of singles.
Honestly I like Christmas promoting suicide more…
Or Easter being about a little magic bunny who gives magic eggs because a magic man came back from having a slight case of the dead.
<img src="http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h249/kacey0519/puns.jpg" border="0" alt="Puns">
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I made this Dispenser
SPY SAPPING MY COMMENT!
ROMANCE DOWN!
DAG NABBIT DAGGIT NABBIT DAGGIT.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mother.
RED Spy is Red,
BLU Spy is Blue,
They sap all the Sentries,
And stick it in you.
The knife is now Red,
Your face has turned Blue,
You fall to the floor,
Spy Crabwalks on you.
Your anger is Red,
You're losing to BLU,
But here comes a Heavy,
With Sasha and crew.
The Health Beam is Red,
The Charge Beam is Blue,
That is an Uber,
And now BLU is screwed.
I've got you
<img src="http://rocketdock.com/images/screenshots/tf2_sniper.png">In my sights
Going in a new direction with this…
Scout: Can you help me find my Sandman? You made me lose my wood.
Engineer: Just lookin' atcha is "gut-wrenching"
Spy: Your mother sends her apologies
Medic: Not even my medigun vill be able to fix zat
Sniper: I don think that my jarate will be able to bleach that image from my eyes
Soldier: I'd call you a maggot, but I didn't want to insult the worm
Heavy: Did you kill Rasputin?
Demoman: I don't think I'll ever be drunk enough to find ye attractive
Pyro: Hudda hm hmph hudda! (Kill it with fire!)
inb4 Chris Redfield
What is love?
Baby, don't sap me.
Don't sap me, no more.
http://gadgetsin.com/uploads/2011/06/meet_the_med…
What TF2 Valentine post would be complete without the greatest bromance in the world?
"Doktor, my heart belongs to you."
"I know, I left it in ze fridge last night."
I wouldn't trust the Spy. He's only got one thing on his mind. http://www.halolz.com/2011/11/13/video-adult-situ…