So yeah… for whatever reason, we had major problems moving the server to it’s new dedicated host. The short version is the site is too popular and therefore killing the hardware before it has a time to cache itself.

Anyway we’re back to the old server, and we’ll try again later after we run some more tests.

Sorry about being down all of Valentine’s Day! I will try to post all the great Valentiney things we got submitted before the end of tomorrow!

[NEWS] We’re NOT Moving To A New Webserver!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 14, 2012 · 10:18 PM

(53 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 690 weeks ago

Being single on valentine's day and having Halolz unavailable? That would be a double kick to the nuts.

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LiquidMountain 87p · 690 weeks ago

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't rhyme
So let's just say this poem is freeform.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 690 weeks ago

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Rhyming is hard.
Screw you and screw Valentine's Day.
I'm gonna go play video games.

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IncredulousEric 99p · 690 weeks ago

Sorry I had to go here with that.

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 690 weeks ago

I am pretty much a failure today. :/

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 690 weeks ago

Problems keeping your server up? Server down too fast? Can't keep things going for more then a minute or two?
That's ok it happens to plenty of guys. We can just hang out on the old server until you're ready to try again.

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IncredulousEric 99p · 690 weeks ago

It is okay we all feel this way sometimes.

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Deep Thought 105p · 690 weeks ago

yeah, yeah, you tell yourself that.

And come April 1st, you're going to have the forums online. For the day.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 690 weeks ago

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The forums are down,
What the FUCK did Shawn do?!?

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deleted801691 109p · 690 weeks ago

You are still less of a failure than the person that invented Valentine's Day. :D

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walktovanish 93p · 690 weeks ago

It's ok, Shawn. Nobody is perfect.

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VaultLegend 100p · 690 weeks ago

Pobodys nerfect! Wakka wakka!

No seriously though, adversity builds character.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 690 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure everyone here had that feeling at least once.

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Spencer 119p · 690 weeks ago

It's okay Shawn. We still love you.

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tstriker1 78p · 690 weeks ago

It's okay, there there *pat pat*
Also, I find it ironic that people are being nice to you when you aren't able to move the server, but everyone went mad when the forums went down.

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deleted801691 109p · 690 weeks ago

Because we can always joke about something that can go down and nothing bad happens.
If Halolz goes down, ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! O_O

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IncredulousEric 99p · 690 weeks ago

IF Halolz goes down:

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Terrorrayne 62p · 690 weeks ago

Yesterday was S.A.D.

....Single's Awareness Day......I hate S.A.D.....makes me M.A.D.

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The AntiVillain 89p · 690 weeks ago

masturbate angrily driving?

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walktovanish 93p · 690 weeks ago

You, sir, are my new hero

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The AntiVillain 89p · 690 weeks ago

then join in the fun
mastering anal discharge

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 690 weeks ago

Multiple Alliterative Dating?

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 690 weeks ago

Melancholy And Drunk?

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deleted801691 109p · 690 weeks ago

Many Angry Dicks?

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 690 weeks ago

Matches Attack Dildos?

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GazzyW007 94p · 690 weeks ago

Massive Arse Diameter.

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The AntiVillain 89p · 689 weeks ago

magic apple diarrhea

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smashter 90p · 690 weeks ago

The server change was a lie!

I used to be a server like you, but then I took a host to the knee.

*Holding server* I will put you.... IN MY PANTS.

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vash_ts 88p · 690 weeks ago

GRAB MY SERVER!
*grabs*
NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!

so I herd you like this server....

halolz used FEINT!
Its super effective!

Cant let you change servers, halolz!

so the new page for halolz is (pay attention) www.-HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

MAKE ALL THE PUNS!!!!!

I could go on.... but I want to live....

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