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What, again? Yep!
Over the next 48 hours the site will be moving to a brand new, hopefully much faster, dedicated web server!

Hopefully we will not have any major technical problems with the move… but I guess we’ll see!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 13, 2012 · 6:16 PM 
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there shouldnt be any "major technical problems" if the forums are fixed, *wink wink*

(im just jumping on the forum bandwagon)
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6 replies · active 679 weeks ago
just because of your username I wanna say "shut up mokuba!" so badly...
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its been done and i wont stop you
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inb4 Shut Up Mokuba!
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Shut up, RandomExplosion! And Mokuba!
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OH MY GOD A GIANT JPEG! "Step over here BTSnoogans and see your fortune pay off"
Ok but it'll be tough to beat that giant jpeg.
OH MY GOD, ANOTHER GIANT JPEG!
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Do it, if thou be a man.
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I personally don't trust this.

This sounds more like "Hey we're gonna shut down Halolz like we did the forums :D"

Just being paranoid here since forums are still down and all.
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4 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Nothing is down. It's only slightly under the perception of operability.
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I'm still a paranoid little boy.

Have you seen my bear Tibbers?
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You know that little statement made me 4% more likely to shoot you soon.
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*Tatical Nuke Launched*

4%?

Heh.
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Ok, that sounds cool...but what does it MEAN? Like, a whole new URL? Oh God, it's KRATLOLZ isn't it? Tell us you didn't make it into kratlolz.com!!! Damn it Shawn, all we wanted were the fixed forums, now we're getting evicted...

Man, everything is totally borked.
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5 replies · active 679 weeks ago
No, just another server is hosting the site. Servers just hold all the memory and stuff of the site, and determine the speed of the connection and bandwidth crap. Halolz.com will still be the same URL, so don't worry.
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Ah good.
I was worried about that part the most.
Hopefully the new server is clean and fast.
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Either that or it would be something more relevant. Like minepokevalvebroslolz.com.
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you forgot ponies...
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Borked, you say?
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Translation for second paragraph: "I may or may not entirely screw this up. Fingers crossed."
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"Over the next 48 hours"

Real time or Handyside time? Because I don't want Halolz to be down for three weeks.
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2 replies · active 679 weeks ago
At least handyside time is quicker than valve time because otherwise we'd get the site back in 2015
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Well at least it's not...

Because it would be Waluigi, all the time... every time.
Almost like Kratos with less suicides...
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Well, this was a resounding failure.
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3 replies · active 678 weeks ago
The failure is that the sidebars still have snow on them.

I mean, Christmas was a month and a half ago.
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With Halolz, every day is Christmas!
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Not only is it still Christmas, but Shawn is still at Ohayocon.
...Go figure.
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I have a feeling that Shawn is reading these comments from his evil lair with his cursor over the forums saying, "aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnndd, delete!"
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Really, now? Does that mean the forums will get fixed in the process?
'Cause they'd better be.
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15 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Shawn Handyside trolls life itself. Do you really think he gives any fucks about the forums? :D
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Sorry for using the same image again, but you've actually asked for this, Skrist.
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I give SO MANY fucks!
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So many I can count them.
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Is it the number between one and negative one?
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Yes. 0.78
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Here's a hint: I'm not that good at counting.
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a suggestion..

make the comments support youtube embedding
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This wouldn't work. In numerous levels.
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HA HA, sexual... innuendo?
...I'm not sure if you're serious or not.
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Fucks? You give fucks? O RLY?
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The strange thing is, I fully expected this to happen.
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Exactly as planned...
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I will tell you that it certainly and absolutely doesn't mean that it won't be fixing the not broken yet slightly non-functioning forum service that we give to you.
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Forums? Forums. ^______^
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Thanks for this wonderful Single Awareness day present. (^w^)b
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1 reply · active 679 weeks ago
now not only are you alone, but you are down one website's worth of updates for the day! yey!
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I got really scared, because when I saw the this notice on the rss, the server was already down, so I couldnt know what exactly was going to happen...
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All i have to say
http://i.qkme.me/3erx.jpg
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AfroKirby64 · 679 weeks ago

"Hopefully we will not have any major technical problems with the move... but I guess we'll see!"

That's a little scary considering what happened to Japan in Kairo (2001)... I mean... fuck. Ghost invading our world using the Internet? It's more likely than you think. It may have already happened. The forums may have grown self-aware and refuse to work... Damn, Japan got me making up creepy-ass stories about ghost, witches, goblins and what not just from watching J-horror... Damn.
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AfroKirby64 · 679 weeks ago

Yay! Party!
(>'-')> <('-'<) ^(' - ')^ <('-'<) (>'-')>!
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