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Curve Your Enthusiasm

I used to play a lot of video games. Then I started running a semi-popular video game website and now I have no time to play video games! So basically what I’m saying is, I’m lucky if I can make it up to light green!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 8, 2012 · 11:17 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (290 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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Why the fuck am I in all of those catagories?
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7 replies · active 690 weeks ago
You can't see the other 99% of the line, but at the end it says type of game MMORPG.

You can never stop playing...
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7 replies · active 690 weeks ago
That awkward moment when you have the first comment at your fingertips and nothing witty to say...
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3 replies · active 690 weeks ago
The most over rated game of all time is probably FF7 (Yes, i still think it's a good game) and the most underrated is probably FF9. But I love all levels of gaming...

....This comment has noting to do with this picture...
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22 replies · active 690 weeks ago
I call bullshit. the tetris block on that kids shirt is made of FIVE blocks. we all know that REAL tetris blocks are made with four.

now then I need to go make sure that my mom lined up my spaghetti properly. I cant eat it unless all of the noodles are in perfect rows on the plate.
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2 replies · active 690 weeks ago
*ah-hem*

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I don't have any problems with "Boring parts" in videogames, especially tutorials...

That's Because I just make the prinnies do those parts!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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This reminds me of Granny's Law of Family Games: The longer the game goes is directly proportional to both the amount of hate harbored for all the other players and the amount of bragging one must do to ensure equilibrium.
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1 reply · active 690 weeks ago
How about shutting the fuck up, and let me play the game i'm playing in peace? is that an option?
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1 reply · active 690 weeks ago
This is not a curve. It's a bar graph.
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1 reply · active 690 weeks ago
I don't understand why FPS games are as high up as they are. I mean, yeah. You do invest some time into them but only once. After you learn how to play one, you can play them all.
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4 replies · active 690 weeks ago
My only complaint about the chart is that Action/Adventure games should be placed lower than fighting games. Action/Adventure games generally have basic controls, and will either start you off with intriguing narrative or gameplay. I'm thinking of the Sonic and Zelda series as examples. Fighting games (sans Brawl) are annoyingly difficult until you can master the moveset of characters until you can finally beat the damn single-player mode.
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5 replies · active 690 weeks ago
I first read that as a difficulty curve... which is not the same.

Because if it was, IWBTG and Contra would be topping that shit like nobody's business.
(And I mean playing Contra without the fucking code.)
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7 replies · active 690 weeks ago
Stick FPSs at the same level as casual games and you get a chart showing the total enjoyment as well.
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8 replies · active 689 weeks ago
> Implying Button Mashing isn't fun
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2 replies · active 690 weeks ago
"Then I started running a semi-popular video game website and now I have no time to play video games!"
I guess all those times you played TF2 and LoL don't count then.
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what would super smash bros be
there is no combo system so the controls are easy but it is still a fighting game
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2 replies · active 690 weeks ago
I just played through FF7 again and defeated Sephiroth last Saturday...

When I crawled out of my room I'd forgotten what the sun looked like.
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But where would RTSes or MOBAs go?

My guess would be after fighting games, but I suck at them so I'm probably wrong.
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4 replies · active 690 weeks ago
Thinking back to what games became fun the quickest for me...
Cave Story, Super Meat Boy, Kirby's Return to Dreamland, and Portal 2. 3 platformers and a puzzle game.

I would be a blip on the low point of that chart, because technically, there's NO amount of time that would make me have fun in casual games.
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Don't know if my last comment was posted, but Shawn, you liar, you play League and TF2 all the time... I'd put LoL on the RPG level on this scale.
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I notice that there's a small lack of data, but I believe it can be summarized as "Unreleased = negative time"
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so where does starcraft fit?
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2 replies · active 690 weeks ago
I imagine that there would be background music for the players of each category...

Casual=Abc easy as 123
Platformer=Limbo Rock
Shooters= America, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Action/Adventure=Pirates of the Caribbean Theme
Fighting=Kung Fu Fghting
RPGs=Tuba music
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5 replies · active 690 weeks ago
This is so true.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Wow, i actually do look like the Adventure and Action games guy.
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Shawn, you liar, I see you playing League of Legends and/or TF2 all the time. League is probably...Light green on this scale.
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dunno why they put fighting games on there at all, you cant ever enjoy them.
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Squidwelder · 690 weeks ago

I believe you have accidentally inverted your axes.
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