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L.A. Noire… the most realistic shoving simulator of our time.
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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on February 6, 2012 · 6:27 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (229 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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Game must be set in autumn, sure looks like fall to me.

Thank you, goodnight!
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15 replies · active 691 weeks ago
What's that, notepad? Shove them all?

GOOD IDEA!
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The trio of extraordinary shoving pricks: separated by time due to their excessive amount of douchebaggery to the civilians of society.
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7 replies · active 691 weeks ago
Just think of the damage to those poor hats!
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1 reply · active 691 weeks ago
Officer 1: It appears our victim has been pushed
Officer 2: Really? How can you tell?
Officer 1: Cause there's the criminal right there
*points at Cole Phelps going around pushing people*
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Physics? BITCH I'M A DETECTIVE!
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3 replies · active 691 weeks ago
Cole Phelps
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2 replies · active 691 weeks ago
Excuse me.
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Don't worry, citizens. I'm here to protect you. It's not like I'm a rogue evil knight like Garland or anything. That would be completely different.

Now, I'm afraid I will have to knock you all down. For security reasons. *cough* impertinent fools *cough*.
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Got this around Christmas time. The most fun me and my friends had was either

A. Pushing people

B. Watching people make funny faces

C. "Confiscating" cars

The defining moment of it all was at the end of the first real case when your boss says you had a "Good civil presence," then proceeds to charge you money for all the people you pushed and or hit with a car.
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L.A. Noire is really lacking in the hat simulation catagory... I saw at most 3 different hats.
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Its a shoving engine that doubles as a giggle-engine. Genius!
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He has the POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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3 replies · active 690 weeks ago
0:26

Someone took his notebook. Let the rage ensue.
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3 replies · active 691 weeks ago
I hope they don't shove GTA VI in our faces.
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Photobucket
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4 replies · active 690 weeks ago
Shoving with the power of sardines
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2 replies · active 691 weeks ago
But man, look at the detail in their faces!
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4 replies · active 691 weeks ago
I guess the situation got
*Puts on dork glasses*
Pushy
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Can't think of a good one liner.....)
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1 reply · active 691 weeks ago


PUSHING IS THE ANSWER
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I play it just like that, but in a more casual way.


Just imagine the people below.
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The LA police force test its knew crime fighting tactic of passive aggressive shoving.
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1 reply · active 691 weeks ago
Please tell me I'm not the only person who heard "JASON!" in their head while watching this.
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Well I guess we can't have an detective related submission without some sort of detective related response.
There we go
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Here's some appropriate background music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P61FwDmOQkQ
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2 replies · active 691 weeks ago
MARIO, QUIT SELLING YOUR POWERUPS IN ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS!
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Pushing people down with a casual wave of your hand? Teach me your ways, Master Jedi!
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I Say we bust in there and shove our way to the goddam evidence.
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New York Police Department Simulator 2012
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0:38 "Did I leave the oven on?"
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3 replies · active 691 weeks ago

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