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Hypothetical question 4chan Gary Oak

GODDAMN YOU GARY OAAAAAAAKKKKKK. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 1, 2012 · 4:29 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (826 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Anime, Awkward Moments, Disguises, Nintendo, Off Duty, Pokémon, Sneak Attack, True Love, TV Shows, Weak Points, Weird

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And then his grandfather bursts in because once he heard the situation he came as quickly as he could.
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5 replies · active 691 weeks ago
* ALTERNATE ENDING *

Is that it? In that case I'll go with this suit!



* "Gary Motherfucking Oak" appears! *

IN THAT CASE, I'LL CHOO what the
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1 reply · active 691 weeks ago
Better love story then Twilight.
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15 replies · active 691 weeks ago
Just now did I realized that you can't choose charmander, since it's not in the same egg group as gardevoir
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7 replies · active 691 weeks ago


Well played, Gary; well played.
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Deal with it!
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1 reply · active 691 weeks ago

Personally, I prefer Lopunny because it's softer but...Gardevoir is good too.


People in the Johto region are JUST getting these kinds of magazines...
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23 replies · active 691 weeks ago
There's a Hydro Pump joke here, but I choose not to say it.
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8 replies · active 691 weeks ago
Everyone is Furry for Gardevoir.
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22 replies · active 680 weeks ago
And once again, Bulbasaur is shown no love. But then again, he does get some action with Gardenia.
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6 replies · active 691 weeks ago
It just says "your rival bursts through the bedroom door", not necessarily Gary Oak. If it WERE Gary, he wouldn't take the Squirtle costume, he'd take your girlfriend... and maybe the Squirtle costume too
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3 replies · active 691 weeks ago
*blows dust off keyboard*
At least it didn't go as bad as last time: http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/0...

-sorry it's been a while
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18 replies · active 691 weeks ago
This isn't the first time he's been a prick: http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/25/scyther-can-not-...
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5 replies · active 691 weeks ago
The worst part is that he will continue to follow you in that squirtle custome every time you are having sex...
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1 reply · active 691 weeks ago
It is always that same bastard every single time...
Ruining the moment at the exact perfect timing...
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So if Gary Oak does everything before you, has he fixed the forums?
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1 reply · active 691 weeks ago
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You decide to use some "special" medication. Oak's voice echos:
"There's a time and place for everything! But not now.."
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Then Silver bursts into the fucking room and steals my poke- erm girlfriend. Mother fucker.
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2 replies · active 691 weeks ago
GASP! HE TOLD ME HE WOULDN'T TELL!
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1 reply · active 691 weeks ago
4chan dump time?
4chan dump time.



Courtesy, your friendly neighborhood fa/tg/guy
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9 replies · active 665 weeks ago
And this is the point where I realize that Gary Oak wasn't an outfit option.
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I always hated the rival.
what's his name again? Douchebag? Pretty sure it's Douchebag.
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1 reply · active 665 weeks ago
Why did you crop out the replies?
The replies are some of the best parts.
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There was a video on YouTube of a guy doing a VERY good reading of this, but it appears to have been taken down.

...Which kinda makes this comment useless if it's nothing but a link to a dead video. Whatever, I don't need to make fulfilled comments ALL THE TIME.

...Fine, here, enjoy another crappy comic I made. And play Katawa Shoujo if you haven't already. It's free, and as long as you have a heart, you'll love it.
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8 replies · active 686 weeks ago
He clearly has nothing else better to do, so he just stalks me 24/7!
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2 replies · active 691 weeks ago
I think if some girl made me pick a Pokemon costume to wear, I'd pick a Pokemon that could learn the move substitute.
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Dude, just use Steel Claw. It's the future now.
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4 replies · active 691 weeks ago
And after your epic battle, some pussy comes slinking in the and takes the bulbasaur costume
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4 replies · active 683 weeks ago
You ponder for a moment, then grin, pulling out your own Pokemon costume...
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1 reply · active 691 weeks ago
Wait... this is not a hypothetical question. Mainly due to the fact that there are no questions in their post.
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as a girl I assume that for me it would be a cute guy who dresses as Gallade to which I reply you dont have a Gym leader Roark costume do you ?

(becuse I think Roark is sexy)
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If the guy in this situation had any sense at all, he'd already have a Gary Oak costume for just such an occasion.
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Thought Halolz finally took down the Christmas background... turned out to just be a giant League of Legends advertisement
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Doesn't this make Bulbasaur the forever alone guy?
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That feel when you realize the girl is wearing a male gardevoir costume
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Better ending then Inception.
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inb4 tldr

Also I choose spiritomb with wondergaurd. if we're pretending it doesn't matter if it's possible or not.
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*Link to 4chan*
LOLNOPE
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Oh boy, I remember this one.
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TehCharmander · 691 weeks ago

Sadly I actually have a Charmander costume >_>
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Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Yo know what's good with a nice comic? Audio of said comic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdS9YP0KTbE
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GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK!!! YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS LOSE TO ME EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE TYPE ADVANTAGE!!!
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BroStokes · 691 weeks ago

going thu my pictures like a hour ago... come across this one, lol at it
get on halolz what...the...fuck
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Pick Squirtle. Laugh at Gary for having to be quadrapedal, then Ice Beam him.
Also, if that image was indicative of her appearance, that's not a suit. That's a deeply troubled Gardevoir.
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EzioCauthon · 691 weeks ago

Oh, yeah, right, that's a "hypothetical" question, sure.......
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psst:
the link should say to /vp/, not to /v/
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I saw that coming...You can't ignore his girth after all. :3
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weirded slighty, listening to will i am's THE when i saw the two animated gif above... matched pretty well , weird
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