I love Portal 2, and I love The Nightmare Before Christmas, so basically I want to make out with this entire video!
By Harry101UK, submitted by several people
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 29, 2012 · 12:34 AM |
Categories: Movies, Musical, PC, Playstation, Portal, Robots, Science/Math, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 158 Comments |
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No, this is Patrick.
Meanwhile at Ohayocon…
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"Cave Johnson comment goes here" :>
I came to tell you not to rape the video Shawn, but after seeing it… may I join you?
Also, Valve should be paying this person more than their salaries.
I have made a picture about the forums.
But I won't embed it out of courtesy. It's… big.
Here.
That was glorious. Beautiful quality, good lyrics, and the voice-work was fantastic.
apature: the place that made portal guns, neurotoxins, wheatly, turrets that kill you in 3 seconds, GLADOS, and most importantly, cell-phones and Gir.
And then Jack Skellington popped out.
Gah, all this bitching about forums on a awesome submission makes me want to punch a kitten. Let's calm me down and save me from animal cruelty charges by playing a game.
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Things this video makes me want to do:
1. Play Portal 2
2. Watch Nightmare Before Christmas
3. Eat cake
This is fantastically well done.
Also, inb4slowpoke.jpg
Whoops, I was looking for Black Mesa.
Who else was expecting a "This is SPARTA" video until they read the caption?
EDIT: Should I add a top hat and monocle to my avatar if I ever reach 69 e-peen, or should I change my avatar to something that looks better with one?
Those turrets are obviously lying I mean GLaDOS would never lead me astray no matter how many death traps she may have accidentally left in my path I will get that cake.
Oh my, this "Aperture Science" place looks awesome!
Maybe I'll just go there sometime to buy some of these "Turrets" thingies (I swear, some of the new prinnies keep trying to run away, I don't even know where do they intend to go, because they're in hades and stuff, but it kinda annoying having to run after them, so it would be nice having these turrets to stop them)
Or maybe I'll ask if they can lend me the place so I'll start training prinnies there, look's like a great place, and I'll pretty sure this "GlaDOS" lady would love to have more people… stuff, to make her tests!
Well, i know what's going to be stuck in my head today.
Johnson doesn't sound crazy enough. Too deep.
Edit: On an unrelated note, I finally gave my avatar a Top Hat and Monocle for surpassing 69 e-peen! And by that I mean I googled gurren lagaan with top hat and monocle and used the first relevant image! I present: Gentleman Kamina!
Cave Johnson's Nightmare Before Science will be a smash hit in the box office!
Town that represents Halloween: Safe. Place for testing science: very deadly.
I do want a nice big cake… but more… truthful! Oh, and less caloric intake. My mother gets rather… irate… when dealing with rather delicious cake, demanding a specific number…
Maybe just one more video… wait. No. Good night Halolz!
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Am I the only one who was expecting a Sparta reference at first?
you are not safe in this place…
…are you still there?
Fact Core: "You will not survive this world. 'Survive' is an adjective, not a verb."
Adventure Core: "This is Aperture."
Space Core: "Space Space Space-Space-Space!"