[VIDEO] This Is Aperture

158 Comments

1. BasketGT on January 29th, 2012 12:40 am
   

   No, this is Patrick.
2. Squeek spplmj on January 29th, 2012 12:41 am
   

   Meanwhile at Ohayocon…

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3. LitmusRemnantal on January 29th, 2012 12:42 am
   

   "Cave Johnson comment goes here" :>
4. Skrist on January 29th, 2012 12:43 am
   

   I came to tell you not to rape the video Shawn, but after seeing it… may I join you?

   Also, Valve should be paying this person more than their salaries.
5. Leo E. on January 29th, 2012 12:43 am
   

   I have made a picture about the forums.

   But I won't embed it out of courtesy. It's… big.

   Here.
6. Dash12345678 on January 29th, 2012 12:49 am
   

   That was glorious. Beautiful quality, good lyrics, and the voice-work was fantastic.
7. spartann30 on January 29th, 2012 12:52 am
   

   apature: the place that made portal guns, neurotoxins, wheatly, turrets that kill you in 3 seconds, GLADOS, and most importantly, cell-phones and Gir.
8. SuperPinkiePie on January 29th, 2012 12:54 am
   

   And then Jack Skellington popped out.
9. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 29th, 2012 1:20 am
   

   Gah, all this bitching about forums on a awesome submission makes me want to punch a kitten. Let's calm me down and save me from animal cruelty charges by playing a game.

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10. TransPM on January 29th, 2012 1:41 am
    

    Things this video makes me want to do:
    1. Play Portal 2
    2. Watch Nightmare Before Christmas
    3. Eat cake
11. MasterLuigi452 on January 29th, 2012 1:57 am
    

    This is fantastically well done.
    Also, inb4slowpoke.jpg
12. SEGA Uranus on January 29th, 2012 2:05 am
    

    Whoops, I was looking for Black Mesa.
13. Pupsrus13 on January 29th, 2012 2:10 am
    

    Who else was expecting a "This is SPARTA" video until they read the caption?

    EDIT: Should I add a top hat and monocle to my avatar if I ever reach 69 e-peen, or should I change my avatar to something that looks better with one?
14. VyseRogueKing on January 29th, 2012 3:32 am
    

    Those turrets are obviously lying I mean GLaDOS would never lead me astray no matter how many death traps she may have accidentally left in my path I will get that cake.
15. Valvatorez on January 29th, 2012 8:47 am
    

    Oh my, this "Aperture Science" place looks awesome!

    Maybe I'll just go there sometime to buy some of these "Turrets" thingies (I swear, some of the new prinnies keep trying to run away, I don't even know where do they intend to go, because they're in hades and stuff, but it kinda annoying having to run after them, so it would be nice having these turrets to stop them)

    Or maybe I'll ask if they can lend me the place so I'll start training prinnies there, look's like a great place, and I'll pretty sure this "GlaDOS" lady would love to have more people… stuff, to make her tests!
16. PortalMan118 on January 29th, 2012 12:14 pm
    

    Well, i know what's going to be stuck in my head today.
17. TheInsaneWombat on January 29th, 2012 1:15 pm
    

    Johnson doesn't sound crazy enough. Too deep.

    Edit: On an unrelated note, I finally gave my avatar a Top Hat and Monocle for surpassing 69 e-peen! And by that I mean I googled gurren lagaan with top hat and monocle and used the first relevant image! I present: Gentleman Kamina!
18. TheInsaneWombat on January 29th, 2012 1:17 pm
    

    Cave Johnson's Nightmare Before Science will be a smash hit in the box office!
19. ChemicalKirby on January 29th, 2012 8:37 pm
    

    Town that represents Halloween: Safe. Place for testing science: very deadly.
20. AfroKirby64 on January 29th, 2012 10:13 pm
    

    I do want a nice big cake… but more… truthful! Oh, and less caloric intake. My mother gets rather… irate… when dealing with rather delicious cake, demanding a specific number…
21. Ice_Cold_Water on January 30th, 2012 12:30 am
    

    Maybe just one more video… wait. No. Good night Halolz!
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22. Dycro on January 30th, 2012 2:27 am
    

    Am I the only one who was expecting a Sparta reference at first?
23. vash_ts on January 30th, 2012 6:44 am
    

    you are not safe in this place…

    …are you still there?
24. Rick on January 30th, 2012 7:58 pm
    

    Fact Core: "You will not survive this world. 'Survive' is an adjective, not a verb."
    Adventure Core: "This is Aperture."
    Space Core: "Space Space Space-Space-Space!"

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