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It’s 3am on a Monday night… time to post some goddamn ponies!
Why has MLP invaded so many video games recently? I dunno I just work here!
Anyway if you don’t like My Little Pony, you may as well just stop reading right now!


Those Fluttershy’s are as fearsome as they are adorable!
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At first I couldn’t figure out why Rarity was visiting TF2. Then I realized, no other game has more fashionable hats!
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Not exactly the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny, but an interesting matchup none-the-less!
By , submitted by Jamie S.


Yes. Castlevania remixes about Rarity. Sure, why not?
By our buddy , submitted by KeyBlader1


And of course I can never get enough Rhythm Heaven
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I think that fills our pony quota for the next three weeks, right?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 24, 2012 · 3:19 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (674 votes, average: 2.92 out of 5)
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3 replies · active 693 weeks ago
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2 replies · active 693 weeks ago
What's this?! 5 pony video's!?
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3 replies · active 693 weeks ago
I personally am not a fan of ponies, but have absolutely no problem with anyone who does and can accept fans of the show, as well as pony submissions
Now if you'll excuse me, my nose is for some reason bleeding.
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3 replies · active 690 weeks ago
Also, to all haters out there...
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3 replies · active 693 weeks ago
I also changed the lyrics to Winter Wrap Up to fit in more with the situation at hand.

One month of winter coolness
Without Halolz forums
We’ve kept ourselves in the comments
Time off from work for lulz.

But the jokes we have are running out
And we cant grow in this cold
And even though I love some posts
These comments are getting old…

The time has come to welcome nagging
For Shawn to fix the forums
But its also time to say goodbye
These forums need cleaning
How can I help? I'm new you see
What does everybody do?
How can we fit in without nagging
I haven’t got a clue

Forum Clean Up, Forum Clean Up!
Let’s carry on nagging Shawn
Forum Clean Up, Forum Clean Up!
‘Cause tomorrow we want forums,
‘Cause tomorrow we want forums!
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2 replies · active 693 weeks ago
Oh... more ponies. That's nice. :/

I honestly don't mind MLP at all, it's the rabid fanbase that really annoys me, especially when they try shoving so much pony stuff down your throat.

Also, whatever happened to making the posts smaller on the front page when the post has multiple parts to it?

</lurk>
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4 replies · active 690 weeks ago
I guess you could say that tonight has been....
*puts on sunglasses*
Magical for our friendship(s)....
*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
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7 replies · active 690 weeks ago
I'm gonna burn your entire village to the ground. umm if that's okay with you.
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The number of ponies/bronies is too damn high
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5 replies · active 693 weeks ago
Wow, with all of these, even a Rhythm Heaven one, I'm amazed this one and its fellows fell under the radar.
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1 reply · active 693 weeks ago
Shawn, you are my fucking hero.
Also, there is never enough ponies.
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11 replies · active 693 weeks ago
Way too many ponies. /oldmanrage.
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2 replies · active 693 weeks ago
The Skyrim mod only shows them flying. You do realize that to play the game, you must defeat the ponies and watch as their entire body bursts into flames, leaving nothing but bleached bones?

Or maybe that's why the creator made it, I'm not sure.
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2 replies · active 693 weeks ago
Fun fact. Shawn's favorite pony is Jappleack.

Check his Formsprings.

THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!
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4 replies · active 693 weeks ago
THREE weeks, Shawn? Really?
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3 replies · active 693 weeks ago
Wait.....THAT MINECRAFT GUY CHEATED! He made a diamond block - Without a work bench!
*shock*
I agree with Solid - MysteryBen does some awesome Rhythm Heaven stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVgreWeEek
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1 reply · active 693 weeks ago
also making a dragon look like fluttershy is an evil plan...
who would find enough evil in his heart to attack one?
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3 replies · active 693 weeks ago
How is it that I love everything that comes from these ponies and yet I don't the show itself? How?
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7 replies · active 693 weeks ago
Pony videos spam?

Incoming hundreds of comments in less than an hour.
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3 replies · active 693 weeks ago
The interesting thing about MLP posts on Halolz is that you can copy and paste the last comment section to the newer and all future submissions.
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1 reply · active 693 weeks ago
Goodness. I-It's as if Shawn took one massive pony-related dump into Halolz out of his own whim. Has anyone seen this many videos at all posted at once?

I mean, it's not that I'm complaining. It's just the sheer mass is a little odd.

EDIT: When I saw the ending for the Rarity meets Spy video I had a massive Otakugasm inside my soul just because of the music. What series does that come from again? Fullmetal Alchemist maybe?
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Commentapalooza time:

Video 1: Given that the last dragon mod I saw was a nightmare inducing Randy Savage one, I have to say that this looks really good. Honestly though, it would have been 20% cooler with Rainbow Dash (and her mighty rainbow breath attack!)

Video 2: So wait, spy is crying at the end? He treated Rarity horribly! Ah well, I can't wait for the sequel: "The Many Misadventures of Demoman and Rarity." It's gonna be sweet.

Video 3: Ugh, I saw this thing on Newgrounds some time ago and I didn't like it then. Aside from the preface that makes it sound like more than a contest of strength, I just didn't find it that interesting.

Video 4: Later, Rarity joined up with Simon to gather the pieces of Lord Dracula. She made him into a dress (it gave her the powers of darkness, and Hives.) Simon, of course, got to keep Drac's face so that he could go 'slippi-slappi-slippi-slappi'.

Video 5: Great, now this is stuck in my head. Class should be fun...
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3 replies · active 693 weeks ago
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well, honestly, i'm just glad they were all in one post instead of spanned out into a whole week of ponies. i think the pony skyrim mod was worth posting though! i don't like my little pony being everywhere but i do love mods :D
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I had a funny thought. What if SOPA and PIPA is nothing but a conspiracy against bronies? An effort made by the government to end the widespread pony fandom that's been flying around on the internet? Okay, it stopped being funny. I mean, I get people hate the show and meme, but to go this far...
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With all these okay pony-tf2 vids, I'm surprised none of these guy's videos have been posted yet.
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3 replies · active 692 weeks ago
"PEOPLE WITH OPINIONS THAT DIFFER FROM MY OWN?! I'LL SHOW THEM TO LIKE SOMETHING I DISAGREE WITH!!!"
BONUS: If the people that are annoyed with ponies because they keep popping up, lemme throw a little knowledge your way.

TF2 is EVERYWHERE and I simply cannot wait for someone to try to prove me wrong.
Now just do what I do with Call of Duty and Halo: IGNORE PONIES!
No one can even say it's shoved in their faces, because first off, that is not including me shoving an imaginary object in someone's face, and secondly, if anyone forces you to watch it, that is HIGHLY illegal and you should call the cops.
And to be fair: if you are annoying the fuck out of people with ponies when you asked them once and said they are not interested... leave them alone. It's like telling someone who is allergic to peanuts to try some even if you know they are allergic...
*Rant over*
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1 reply · active 693 weeks ago
Wait a minute. Those dragons aren't Fluttershy. They're Rainbow Dash with Fluttershy's color scheme.
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Next three weeks? Shawn, compadre, that is barely enough ponies for the next three DAYS.
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Well, at least its not the most disturbing pony video my sister has forced me to watch.
http://youtu.be/xxAJqvslV7M
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1 reply · active 693 weeks ago
Video#1: Apocalypse Ponies!!! D:
Video#2: Wait... Blu Spy saved Red Heavy? Something's fishy...
Video#3: You don't mess with someone who can carry 2304 blocks of cobblestone and compress diamonds with their bare hands... srsly
Video#4&5: ...No comments...
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These videos have a surprising lack of Derpy. Don't worry, I'll remedy that.

Cardcaptor Derpy

I would've embedded these for you guys, but for some odd reason it doesn't work here.

Actual Cardcaptor Sakura Opening
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Ponies?

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Oh, so that's why those new prinnies keep behaving strangely
I swear, the other day a prinny tried to clean the toilets... with rainbows

It was a mess
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Kentrei approves greatly
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Hirokareo · 693 weeks ago

A Skyrim mod where you can kill ponies? BEST THING
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I always thought that Halolz was full of bronies... then I scroll to the bottom.
On another note... how am I supposed to slay and steal the soul of my FAVORITE CHARACTER?! D=)
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1 reply · active 693 weeks ago
Psyguy makes good tunes that really impress. His Psycho Heroes album is pretty great as well.
As for the Fluttershy dragon... Let's just say I won't be able to kill dragons again or will completely run for fear of dying from too much cute.
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As far as Rhythm Heaven goes, look up "Foal in One" and "Peckish Pony 2" for a couple of the greatest mash-up videos that have ever existed. Both by MysteryBen27, I believe.
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Enough is ENOUGH!

I have had it with these motherfucking ponies on this motherfucking internet!
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1 reply · active 693 weeks ago
what the hell is a rythm heaven?
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2 replies · active 693 weeks ago
I hope you burn, Shawn. Sssssslowly.
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