The card that’s so powerful and so legendary, it had to be banned from tournament play!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 24, 2012 · 12:45 PM
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Categories: Card Games on Motorcycles, Nintendo, Pokémon · Leave a comment (97 Comments) |
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Too bad… it still can't hit ghost types.
I remember having that card, then I traded it for a Missingno. Card…
Just a regular Rattata infused with the power of sardines!
TOP
MOTHERFUCKING
PERCENTAGE.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
That reminds me, I need to invite Joey and Rattata to my picnic.
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Somethings wrong here…. why does Joey's Ratatta have a weakness?
Someone once played Exodia on me, I showed him this card; I never lost any card game.
After the last few comments…
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Guys? Can I come back in?
Obviously fake. Joey's Rattata cannot be contained within mere cardboard.
He's so powerful he broke the text boxes!
Weak against fighting?
FALSE. Joey's Rattatta has no weaknesses.
Joey's Rattata evolves to Arceus at level 55.
You may chose beetwen discard the top card of the deck of your opponent.
Joey has terrible spelling.
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I can't even count the times my Lugia EX card got absolutely destroyed by this
Ok. Now I want the forums back up so I can link when I posted this months ago. But for now here's a picture of a duck.
I saw a little kid with this card and traded him my shiny charizard for it. What an idiot.
Obviously fake… they miss-spelled "badass" where it says "basic pokemon"
A card breaking the 4th wall?
That's new.
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Chuck Norris ain't got nothin' on this.
I just had a wicked awesome idea. What if Nintendo decided to manufacture AR Pokémon cards? The 3DS could show the attack animation in Augmented Reality, and you could take snapshots during duels, and the game would automatically calculate damage and everything. No need for counters, dice, or anything!!! Just the cards, you, your Nintendo 3DS, and your game face. Hell, they could make the cards HUGE. Then you could have people playing outside and it would look totally badass.
Joey's Rattata is better than your Mew, your Lugia, and your damn Lucario.
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Pfft. I look WAY more awesome than that.
TOP PERCENTAGE, BABY!
my penis exploded from my erection
He's much better in the video game.
Remember when you actually paid attention to the pokemon card game? Yeah, me niether.
Okay, this card is cool but the card designer missed out on some card details.
1st- it shouldn't say "Basic Pokemon", it should say "LEGEND"
2nd- when a card has a Poke-Power, each word in the title is capitalized (such as Lugia LEGEND's Ocean Grow)
3rd- the attack name should receive the same treatment with capitalization
4th- the art should not cover the copyright information found on the bottom of each card (or the left side when viewing them together like this)
5th- the power and attack needs better wording, (remove 4 counters, then choose to either discard the top card of your opponent's deck or discard an energy attached to the defending Pokemon) (discard your opponent's hand)
6th- weakness, resistance, and retreat cost should not be capitalized.
7th- the energy symbols are usually rotated in LEGEND cards (though it is possible they are, with the colorless symbol's design)
8th- no set number or symbols
DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW………………………can't resist cute fluffy wuffy doggie
Meh, it'll be underpowered in 2 years time…
Wait a year and something even more powerful will make him worthless.
(pokemon cards before 3rd or wth season are now (censered) worthless)
Joey wasn't lying after all! 0_0
HELL YEAH MOTHAF*CKA