Does Aperture Labs need a company theme song? If so, I think this just might work!
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[VIDEO] Portal 2 – Weird Science

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 19, 2012 · 10:44 PM

(115 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 693 weeks ago

Well at least Aperture follows some loose form of Scientific Method. Those two kids simply zapped a picture of a woman while wearing bras on their heads without so much as a hypothesis.

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Wetmang 95p · 693 weeks ago

BEHOLD!

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 693 weeks ago

Hey, Dr. Weird. You're lookin' a little... HORNY!

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GanjalfTheGreen 103p · 693 weeks ago

Well, he once made love to some machine.

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The AntiVillain 89p · 693 weeks ago

sporting a little wood there eh?
(commence the boner jokes)

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 693 weeks ago

That's not the weirdest thing his body's done...

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Deep Thought 105p · 693 weeks ago

I have granted a deer antler to my groin!

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Wetmang 95p · 693 weeks ago

Miss Quote! It's "grafted," to the shame dome with you!

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Deep Thought 105p · 693 weeks ago

Why so indeed I have...
*Goes to the Shame Dome*
I'll have you know that I indeed feel sorry for the mis-*door sliding*-mmmf mf mmf mmfmfmf mmf mf mmhmfmhm.

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Josh · 690 weeks ago

He has the weirdest boner right now.

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TCC 105p · 693 weeks ago

I never would have pegged GlaDos for an Oingo Boingo fan. Devo or Styx maybe... :\

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Rocker23220 87p · 693 weeks ago

I will thumb up EVERYBODY who knew this was Oingo Boingo without having to look it up. Haha. This band kicks ass, and it's been so long since I've heard any of their songs!!!!

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GazzyW007 94p · 693 weeks ago

Their full name is just better. Who doesn't like the name....

THE MYSTIC KNIGHTS OF THE OINGO BOINGO

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 693 weeks ago

Not sure about Styx. After all she almost makes it a point that she doesn't do anything that people should be thankful for. At least for anyone she's personally met.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 693 weeks ago

Weird science?
I beg differ.
Portal 2 is a science at it's brilliance.

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Pie Row 101p · 693 weeks ago

Oingo Boingo in my Halolz?! I think I just came... up with an idea for a good comment.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 693 weeks ago

I liked it. Fits nicely.

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deleted722514 108p · 693 weeks ago

"Not bad" image...again?

You guys really want to kill Alpar.

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UndeadLex 120p · 693 weeks ago

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ChaosController 108p · 693 weeks ago

This video made me want to see more from these 2. Either a new DLC or the next Portal Game that ends with the number-that-shall-not-be-named

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deleted801691 109p · 693 weeks ago

Well there are plenty of numbers in the world sir. Valve just doesn't use the certain one between 2 and 4 with no decimals or fractions.

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Drake148 88p · 693 weeks ago

I really wanna know what Cave Johnson thinks about this...

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Deep Thought 105p · 693 weeks ago

Cave Johnson here.

Now if anyone is going to pick a theme song for the Apterture Science Robotic Testing Initiative, it's going to be me. And I don't suppose this *ruffling of papers* Mr. Shawn Handyside would think it was cool if I started promoting themes for his website. Why, he can't even get an online forum to work properly. That's just bad policy, in my book. At least when I decide to choose any ambiance for our exposition of any of our upcoming products, it will sound appropriate to what it's actually about, not some techno rock that calls our products wierd.
I KNOW WIERD! He's that fucking maniac from the South Jersey Shore who stole our Mantis-Men prototype in order to create a lesser Moth-Monster-Man. That asshole didn't even pay me royalties for the patent.
*Chair swivel*
*Faintly* Caroline! Fire our lawyers and get us a batch of new ones! No, fire them! As in toss them into the furnace! Fuckers spread like cockroaches.
*Chair swivel*
*Full volume* Simply put, Mr. Handyside. If you'd like to promote some of our product with inferior music, I will have none of it. You can thank me later as I have decided to not sue you for lack of lawyers.

Cave Johnson. We're done here.

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Dash12345678-Y 86p · 693 weeks ago

Finally this submission gets an entertaining comment!

Nicely done, Deep Thought.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 693 weeks ago

Woah, I just realised how long its been since a Chris Redface picture showed up.
Dang, these fads pass fast.

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Drake148 88p · 693 weeks ago

Now I shall venture trough the post of halolz, looking at every comment, every reply, in the search of all the redfaces, then I will unite them all together... It's a long quest, I know, but I have to... a voice in my head orders me to do it.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 693 weeks ago

Been there, done that. I can email them all to you if you need them.

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Drake148 88p · 693 weeks ago

if I remember well, you said you were going to send the redfaces as a post to Halolz or something like that at the END of the year 2011.... so.... What happened?

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 693 weeks ago

I posted the total number of redfaces here. http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/06/video-sniper-rea...
There were 53 in total.

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GazzyW007 94p · 693 weeks ago

Chris Redface Ganerations, the.... 3 month anniversary game?

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vash_ts 88p · 693 weeks ago

on a side note.... 72 minutes of silence for a webpage fallen on duty...

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Drake148 88p · 693 weeks ago

Dunno why, but most people will only do 31 minutes of silence... if you understand what I mean.

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 693 weeks ago

I wish there was a better song with "Science" in the title that could be paired with it.

*hides from potential -1's* =|

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 693 weeks ago

You mean Thomas Dolby's She Blinded Me with Science? That song sucks.

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Awesomecake 87p · 693 weeks ago

Portal spins me right round, baby, right round.

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spartann30 62p · 693 weeks ago

Gir aproves

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Ovahdrive 105p · 693 weeks ago

Chell? Is that you? :O

Some of my favorite quotes come from this movie.
"There's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips..."

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StalinCommander -100p · 693 weeks ago

So.
How bout them forums?

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 693 weeks ago

The Onion Knights from Final Fantasy III really let themselves go.

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deleted801691 109p · 693 weeks ago

It was probably Dissidia's fault, that stuff is bad for them.

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GazzyW007 94p · 693 weeks ago

Dont use Dissidia if you suffer from asthma, allergies to soup, and erectile disfunction.

Consult a doctor before using Dissidia.

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tinichu 84p · 693 weeks ago

The 3D makes it

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ChemicalKirby 91p · 693 weeks ago

This science isn't weird, all other science is, because how can you not have science with out death?

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Gamerofloz 67p · 693 weeks ago

Edit: or don't work, that's okay

Double Edit: Bravo! *Claping*

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The Pualrus 100p · 693 weeks ago

*Sigh*
What is science if you don't learn something? So, I bestow upon you the gift of knowledge.
(img src="DirectLinkURLhere" /img).
Except instead of (parentheses), use <brackets>.
Lo and behold! The code used for proper image placement! Now, you might be asking yourself: 'How do I get this to work properly?' Well, for starters, this is not a direct link. This is. See the difference? A direct link is a webpage containing nothing but the image. You can usually get it by right-clicking an image and opening it in a new tab.

Isn't HTML a weird science?

Now you try. And don't forget to put quotation marks around the URL.

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Gamerofloz 67p · 693 weeks ago

Thanks for clearing that up!

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TransPM 97p · 693 weeks ago

http://www.youareawonderfulpersonwithmanyuniquegi...

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Jimmy on January 19th, 2012 10:55 pm

<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltzgnHi5F1qzib3wo1_400.jpg">
I liked it. Fits nicely.
spartann30 on January 19th, 2012 11:00 pm

<img src="http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac153/TylerAllenBlevins/64c1f2f8.gif" border="0">

Gir aproves
MasterLuigi452 on January 19th, 2012 11:02 pm

Weird science?
I beg differ.
Portal 2 is a science at it's brilliance.
Drake148 on January 19th, 2012 11:05 pm

I really wanna know what Cave Johnson thinks about this…
Gamerofloz on January 19th, 2012 11:13 pm

<DIV style="OVERFLOW: auto"><img src="http://emotibot.net/?content=viewer&id=4210">

Edit: or don't work, that's okay

Double Edit: Bravo! *Claping*
VyseRogueKing on January 19th, 2012 11:27 pm

Well at least Aperture follows some loose form of Scientific Method. Those two kids simply zapped a picture of a woman while wearing bras on their heads without so much as a hypothesis.
ChemicalKirby on January 19th, 2012 11:32 pm

This science isn't weird, all other science is, because how can you not have science with out death?
ChaosController on January 20th, 2012 12:13 am

This video made me want to see more from these 2. Either a new DLC or the next Portal Game that ends with the number-that-shall-not-be-named
Awesomecake on January 20th, 2012 12:13 am

Portal spins me right round, baby, right round.
tinichu on January 20th, 2012 12:24 am

The 3D makes it
Wetmang on January 20th, 2012 12:37 am

<img src=http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c39212c8bcf30112c99af0910001/athf_ep025_01.jpg>

BEHOLD!
TCC on January 20th, 2012 12:53 am

I never would have pegged GlaDos for an Oingo Boingo fan. Devo or Styx maybe… :\
LitmusRemnantal on January 20th, 2012 1:06 am

I wish there was a better song with "Science" in the title that could be paired with it.

*hides from potential -1's* =|
StalinCommander on January 20th, 2012 1:31 am

<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly337bXCYk1r0ulz9.jpg">

So.
How bout them forums?
UndeadLex on January 20th, 2012 2:05 am

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/o8rqc.jpg">
Bobomberman on January 20th, 2012 3:42 am

Oingo Boingo in my Halolz?! I think I just came… up with an idea for a good comment.
vash_ts on January 20th, 2012 5:49 am

on a side note…. 72 minutes of silence for a webpage fallen on duty…
ProfessorLuigi on January 20th, 2012 9:33 am

Woah, I just realised how long its been since a Chris Redface picture showed up.
Dang, these fads pass fast.
Ovahdrive on January 20th, 2012 10:04 am

Chell? Is that you? :O

<img src="http://www.grafirle.com/wp-content/uploads/weird-science_480_poster.jpeg" width="50%" height="50%">

Some of my favorite quotes come from this movie.
"There's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll… chips, dips, chains, whips…"