Is this part of the scumbag meme, or is this more of a Pokemon first world problem?
Either way, even with free healthcare I can’t help but get mad mashing the A button at the Pokemon Center.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 17, 2012 · 10:29 PM
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I don't always button mash my games but when I do it's usually at the poke center and… not very effective. YEAHHHHHHHH—-- (boot to the head) ow!
And this is a perfect example of just about every RPG game.
I always end up mashing the A and B buttons only to end up talking to her again =(
Well, you have to pay SOME way.
can i just take my pokemon and go?
No? Ok….
FUCK THIS TAKES FOREVER.
^
what normaly goes through my head when healing pokemon
Now, now, it's not so bad. It just leaves me more time to stare at her (now much more prominent) melons.
Whoa Nurse Joy got hot.
Wait what?
What I feel like Every time and what happens every time:
<img src="http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2011-05-12-333-Advice.jpg">
Heals your pokemon's wounds.
Hopes you come back.
Don't mash the A button shawn, trust me, you'll be wanting to mash the B button for sure.
Weirdly this was timed after the site crashed for me. I thought it was on purpose.
[EDIT] I meant a legitimate crash, not the blackout.
Hit the A button to first speak with her, but use the B button to skip the speech so that when she's down talking, you can't talk to her again.
I just saved you hours of your life, your welcome.
THREE. WHOLE. SPEECH BUBBLES! AARRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Do you think I have all day lady? I've got a to-do list to take care of! That tall grass isn't going to walk through itself!
I love how she always ends with "We hope to see you again."
The hospital wants to see you come back.
Kids these days! Blasting through such small amounts of dialogue boxes and yet they still feel held up. Why in my day we had to read through 10 metric f**k-tons of dialogue just to find the smallest hint of where the next plot device was. Sometimes we would get bizarre messages such as "Dodongo dislikes smoke" and "I am Error." Some would outright lie! We would travel through 15 miles of wilderness just to speak to a witch to figure out so that we can figure out how to class change and by god we liked it.
Wait a minute….free healthcare…. unnecessary wait times….THE POKEMON WORLD IS IN CANADA!
Well we got that mystery done with.
Now onto the mystery of mew.
…Oh wait-
<img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQp6jbbxKfpcyvrGlFuLrrZLQiZNKnS9_LM0Gdl0UBbjbz8GmKCkw">
everyone, let's make the +1 train, choo choo
Well since no one else touched up on this matter…
Anyone else freaked out by the rape face she has on? Because in good ol' Murika Pokemon is considered a kids show…
Anyone who wasn't 18 as of the end 2010 has no right to make opinions on videogames. Now before you guys -1 storm hear me out. The idea of an opinion is less about having a preference and more about having reasons for the preference. Anyone is allowed to have a preference, because it's an expression of liking or disliking something. An opinion is where you can supply reasons for your preference and refine it into a statement of judgement, which objectifies the preference somewhat (but not completely).
The Rule of 7s is a psychological concept that a human mind develops in 7 year cycles. Cycle 1 (from birth to age 7) is the cycle of subjectivism, we learn morality and preferential reasoning (I like this but not this) during this time. Cycle 2 (7 to 14) is experiential development, we learn to figure out why we like the things we do. Cycle 3(17 to 21) is the crystallization of consciousness, we learn to factor in abstractly related things into our arguments. Cycle 4 (21 to 28) is when we have enough experience to back up the judgments and assertions of value we make.
Because modern gaming was in its infancy in the mid to late 80's, anyone who wasn't 18 as of 2010 wasn't even past cycle 1 during the time when most of the master pieces of gaming were released, let alone during the mainstreaming of gaming. This means that unless they actively went back and played older games during their 2nd cycle, the damage from hype marketing and mainstream mass production of mediocre games hadn't been mitigated.
So basically it's a psychological argument for telling 12 year old online shooter noobs to piss off, because they've got mental damage from the advent of Hype Marketing. I'd make a more complete argument, but this is the longest I can justify making this post before TL;DNR becomes the default response.
more like ripe round mangos (+1 to the one who can cite the name of the movie where the british teenager spends 14 minutes trying to find an appropriate analogy for a girls breasts. The scene was concluded with his friend saying: "can't we stop talking about tits?")
> Talk about long dialogue boxes.
> Generate a long dialogue box yourself.
No GameFAQs but they did have the power. Nintendo Power.
EMULATOR WITH TURBO KEY, BEYOTCH
No.
But I won't -1 you either because I'm not THAT mean.
This one time, I was skipping Joy speaking, and it was taking forever. Then, when I went to look at my Pokemon, my Blaziken had a status. I was "WTF?" so I checked it out……he got PokeAIDS…….