Yes, RollerCoaster Tycoon humor! How could I resist posting something that generated the in-game text “your dick looks too intense for me”?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 16, 2012 · 12:01 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Hey, I didn't know Gary Oak had a theme park.
Y'know, this really wasn't too far from the school trip to Six Flags.
I didn't ask for this.
Damnit Guest 462! I see a broken fourth wall!
I'm telling you Halolz User 194! It's a conspiracy! We're nothing but users, posting in a world designed solely around lolz!
We all have avatars. Updates on the site out of nowhere… we only know twenty different forms of comment making, and those who try to escape merely end up on another website!
I believe there is some force keeping us here, making us test their races for E-Peen and make comments like some experimental forums!
…OH WELL DOESN'T MATTER, HAY GUISE, LOOKIT MAH 114 E-PEEN, LAWL, I R SO LEET.
Ironically, it was Guest 194 who spontaneously combusted that day after consuming the park's jumbo pop rock and 64 ounce diet coke special.
There's the exit, but I don't see a path to it! How am I supposed to escape this hell hole?!
The average game of Paranoia works something like this, too.
Remember: The Computer is your Friend!
That is freaking great. I played the shit outta that game.
Whenever my visitors on RT3 pissed me off, i ran them over with a dunebuggy into a pit of water. Bitches don't have taste on food. But still, i fucking loved every rollercoaster tycoon game. I loved the 2'nd one. I even had a pack that came with expansions.
Now I want to make a comic about being a sadistic park owner who only builds roller coasters designed to crash.
Ah, I remember the good ol' days of the elebinty-billion simulation games…
For instance, one of my favourites was Zoo Tycoon, where I would make an enclosed, isolated island with tons of soda and snack machines and a single bathroom, and then put all the unhappy visitors on it.
"From Concentrate Camp", as I called it.
this reminds me of my post apocalyptic rage upon the poor citizens of the city of sim
Alpar's dick is a great value.
Oh my God I LOVED THIS GAME!!
RCT submission?
That's a extra rare one.
I belive this is our second RCT submission.
I do remember this submission.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/halolz-dot-com-rollercoastertycoon2-hellwasgreat.gif">
I was, what, 8 when I first played this game? Of course I named everything after swear words and dicks. Oh, and it was in all caps, for maximum humor.
Dimomarg knows too much
Ah yes, one of my top four favorite games of all time. And this kind of thing had nothing whatsoever to do with that fact. Still, the (heavily hacked) copy my relative had was pretty awesome: he built a coaster with over 30 inversions and an Intensity rating of 43, plus it took over ten minutes to circuit through all the way. It was the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Hah. Pentium 4.
Wait, you have a brain?
YOU MUST DIE!!!!!
Well screw this.
I still have the copy of RCT. Gonna go play it.
Oh man I haven't seen a post that made my laugh this hard for a while ^^
"Who is number one?"
"You are…number 462."
I know SOPA being gone is good news, but….
*Looks at PIPA and the UK student getting tried by AMERICAN COURTS!*
America, you want me to live somewhere else don't you? Because you sure as hell ain't getting my vote.
*Sobbing Facepalm*
Ah, the tycoon games. Staple of childhood for many, many internet users, they were more ubiquitous than tooth decay in the house of an average child. Those rose-tinted goggles let us see a world where our imagination was the limit, where the park could be anything we wanted, and where our tiny minds pondered the best ways of making everyone like the rides…
But now? Now we sit back in confusion, thinking "Why is this fun? Dammit 10 year old me, what were you thinking… and how the hell did you make ANYONE like the rides?" Feels bad man.
The creation of The Final Destination 3…?