Bitch, I suplex Phantom Trains for breakfast.
By Zac Gorman [Magical Game Time]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 16, 2012 · 10:43 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Bad Ideas, Extreme CloseUp, Final Fantasy, Sequential Art, Special Attacks, Square Enix · Leave a comment (86 Comments) |
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Little did they know, Squaresoft was also planning to a put a pulverize, mangle, converse, and disintegrate.
Being friends with the cast of Thomas the Tank Engine has its benefits.
That's nothing, Gary Oak can suplex the S.S Anne.
Or like when Zell punched a train? Actually making it shake? That's canon.
I still find it more impressive when a Pokemon suplexes a Snorlax.
MOTHER FUCKER
SUPLEXED A TRAIN.
WAIT, I call bullshit on this picture! It's totally fake!
You can't have Celes during the fight against the train!
Looks like I've found a new profile pic for this… — http://steamcommunity.com/id/SSFF6B
Zangief is Proud.
You think that's weird, wait til the train starts using healing items.
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Defying physics yet again.
…I actually tried to click on suplex. I got to stop playing flash games.
My favorite part is when they turn around to fight, maintaining the train's pace.
Nope, nothin. SO HERE'S THIS!!! :D
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Every 4 years or so we need to be reminded about how awesome that bit is. http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/07/11/yor-is-no-…
HE'S GONNA WRASTLE YOUR ASS TO THE PITS OF HELL MOTHER FUCKA!!!!!!!
And that was just his morning exercises. Wait till he bench-presses Earth.
So, Sabin is now like one of our Lord Falcon's archangels, then?
Sounds good to me.
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I think he has competition.
I created an account just to comment on this…
This is so awesome! I can see a wave of Sabin Memes starting up now. Sabin Vs the world!
The technique is simple, really. Just divert all of the train's horizontal momentum into vertical momentum. Using portals preferably. It's not like that train even knows portal technology, let alone-
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…never mind. Suplex it.
You have to SHOW him suplexing it.
And the party's wrong. It's supposed to be Cyan and Shadow.
How could a joke so awesome be so ruined… good thing Lord Shadow took care of it.
fuck yeah sabin!
This is why I love old school games. The amount of ridiculous shit you could get away with and no one would give it a second thought.
Nowadays, it's "explain exactly why our invisible shields work" and "the potions/herbs heal by stimulating enzymes blah blah blah" nonsense. Just eat your damn wall turkey.
I like trains.
Did they re-release FF6 again?
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And you were doing so well…
Sabin does that with the train cars. Sadly, Ed has nothing on him.
Sabin ran our of fucks to give