Being the Hero of Hyrule is much bloodier work than one might think. Of course it’s not the weirdest version of this idea I’ve ever seen!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 14, 2012 · 12:56 AM
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Link should consider going into surgery.
Huh…..you would think Navi would have more to say about that,,,,,,
Hmm. I thought he was about to get all Dothraki on that boss.
ROUND TWO
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"Heart pun"
Wow… Link should show some more respect for the dead.
In fact, for him to do something like that, it was pretty…
*shades*
…heartless.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The arms, they grow.
*axe smashes through locked door*
"Heeeeeeeeere's Navi!"
link is scarred for life, but now he knows he can get two hearts per boss now, so it works out
Woah:
http://www.halolz.com/2011/10/11/links-hearts/
deja vu.
( Psst, how do I embed links into text? And so I don't have to ask later, how do I embed photos? )
You forgot the monotone droning.
Why is the Wind Waker Link with Navi anyways? He does not have sleeves as a kid and his adult form is not that short…
Of course, I'm just using those as excusing to avoid the fact that Link is a carnivorous raving mass murderer. The last thing you want to do is piss off a silent cereal killer.
There are worse methods of increasing your life meter. For instance in No More Heroes you have to EXERCISE! *shudder*
Makes me wonder if there's blood types in the Zelda universe.
And that is how the pros beat the game in less than 5 hours.
doubling the rate i expand my hearts
ganondorf is going to be my bitch
Actually, now that I look at it, Navi was watching the whole time, could have said something at anytime, but waits unti AFTER Link was traumatized to say that he grabbed the wrong heart…
THAT NAVI IS A TROLL!!
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The Legend of Zelda: Trauma Centre.
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Obligatory? …I haven't seen Chris in a bit, so I'm not sure if this is too old-hat.
HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!
….and mabye your bosses, but you don't have to.
And that, my friends, it what we call a twofer.
This reminds me of when I played Exalted with my buddies….
We had an Abyssal (The equivalent of an undead demigod) who was both a martial artist and a necrosurgeon (I'm going to sew dead things to living things and other dead things to make them better) who was batshit insane. We found a place where a gruesome battle took place and he started rolling around in the blood while chewing on a severed hand.
I made the mistake of reminding my friend that his character was a necrosurgeon and we had someone who could summon a portable workstation.
He gave himself extra health levels by surgically implanting two more hearts into himself then stitched two dead arms to his shoulders and made a third into a puppet arm that would increase the range of his martial arts attacks (beating someone to death with a fully articulated severed arm that he controlled with stitches that he set into the tendons)
I think Link needs to go back to college and learn this stuff.
Don't forget to use proper capitalization!
(That means you, Shawn.)
You know I always wondered why Link could never return the feelings of all the girls that chased after him.
He's got a heart for each of them after all.
He would then make the same mistake at Mr. Poe's house…
Doesn't seem like Link has the heart for this kinda job.
AND NOW HE CAN GET TWO FOR EVERY BOSS.
Except for the Floating Stone man, that's gonna be hard to get two from him.
The first four panels alone were the funniest bit.