PREPARE FOR MINING!

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Lordshadow 97p · 688 weeks ago

Funnier than this submission.

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TheInsaneWombat 90p · 688 weeks ago

You forgot "Obligatory."

>:C

Spencer 119p · 688 weeks ago

You forgot adding "Obligatory" isn't Manditory.

WORDPLAY!

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 688 weeks ago

Not that I go to a lot of Justin Bieber concerts!

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Vabolo 118p · 688 weeks ago

I do.

With pepperspray.

And a club.

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is that how you get your way to the front of the stage to get as close to the Biebs as possible? all with the possibility of touching greatness?

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 688 weeks ago

In what parallel universe does Justin Beiber exemplify GREATNESS?!?

I find it funny how Justin Bieber can hit high notes, but not puberty.

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Discord 92p · 688 weeks ago

No, that's how he steals Beiber's Xbox and then hits him with a water bottle.

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WheelMan1337 95p · 688 weeks ago

*Hits Bieber with a water bottle*
Plus 50 bounty points to J.B. Concert.
"Don't know what that is, but it can't be that bad, right?"
Moments later...
"THE WHOLE AUDIENCE IS ATTACKING ME! FFFFFFUUUU-"

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DiamyoAlex 92p · 688 weeks ago

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! Nobody assaults pop stars in my town!

you dont need to get that close to hit him with a water bottle! ... though it might be useful to get away once the masses turn on you for it

imnutty 90p · 688 weeks ago

you dont need to get even in hearing distance....if your taking a sniper rifle and hollow point rounds....and lee harvey his ass from the next building

now now now, we dont want to kill anyone here... we just want him to stop singing... i heard what he did to the little drummer boy, that was the closest i ever got to wanting to kill him then busta rhymes came out and i just started to laugh

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imnutty 90p · 688 weeks ago

not because i dont like him...but purely to stop people from bitching about him so we can all move on to something else....hopefully something not related to arrow in knee jokes.

i was going to keep going with this thread, until you brought up taking an arrow to the knee

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 688 weeks ago

I had typed a rather morbid description of a debarking technique that uses piano wire that would be visually indistinguishable from a failed assassination attempt.

Then I realized that sharing such a thing reflects poorly on me.

However if someone did this properly, Justin Bieber would never sing again.

Not that I condone stealing away someone's voice for something so trivial as not being able to sing.

deleted7077262 93p · 688 weeks ago

What's that about stealing voices?

(Excuse my poor size editing skills, please)

Vabolo 118p · 688 weeks ago

If you have an 18L bottle filled with nitroglycerin you do.

Prof. Luigi 100p · 688 weeks ago

Do you go to occupy protests as well?
I think I may have seen you.

TheInsaneWombat 90p · 688 weeks ago

IT'S SUPER JUSTIFIED.

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Deep Thought 105p · 688 weeks ago

Ah, jailbait catching... my favorite
*beat*
I mean...
*bolts out of house before Chris Hansen shows up*

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 688 weeks ago

Your secret shame is safe with us, Shawn. It's okay. I promise it's okay.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 688 weeks ago

If by safe, you mean that screens of this this are going on every rival website and mailed to your allied websites as well ruining your reputation for years to come....

then yes, this secret is safe with us.

Discord 92p · 688 weeks ago

Shawn...
We're all Halolz poster here. You can be honest.

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GanjalfTheGreen 103p · 688 weeks ago

Who's Justice Beaver?

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The Pualrus 100p · 688 weeks ago

Who, indeed?

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Vabolo 118p · 688 weeks ago

If only there were as few as 300 Justin Bieber fans in total, Shawn. If only.

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The Pualrus 100p · 688 weeks ago

So, I assume this is the green light to pick up my diamond sword and yell:

"This... is... MINECRAFT!"

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 688 weeks ago

Miner slave: I brought you diamonds overlord steve!
*Steve appraises the goods, then motions for the guards to take the miner to the pit*
Miner slave: These are diamonds! I swear! Someone stop this madness!
Steve: Madness? MADNESS!!?!?? THESE ARE ZIRCONS!
*spartown'd*

Numberplay 92p · 688 weeks ago

Problem is... they have pickaxes.

Drake148 88p · 688 weeks ago

That'sssssssssssssssssssss a niccccccce army you have there

EonofAeon 86p · 688 weeks ago

"Dig well and mine fully....
for tomorrow...WE MINE....THE FAR LANDS!!!"

Icesickle97 79p · 688 weeks ago

"Tonight, we dine, in Nether!!"

GameboyPATH 106p · 688 weeks ago

A joke about miners/minors and no Pedobear jokes? I'm proud of you, Halolz, for being original.

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Happy 83p · 688 weeks ago

Sorry I think you spoke too soon.

bravobuster 92p · 688 weeks ago

"TODAY... NO STEVE DIES!!"

emblemfan 64p · 688 weeks ago

300 Minors?!
http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/entries/icon...

Dycro 105p · 688 weeks ago

1 Boot + 1 Kick + 1 Persian + 1 Bottomless Well + 1 One Liner = Internet Meme

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darkspyre 0p · 688 weeks ago

Holy shit- those aren't zombies, they're creepermen!

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PortalMan 86p · 688 weeks ago

i hope, and i pray, that someone shows a minecraft kick of death.

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mrnaleit 2p · 688 weeks ago

Miner? I barely know her!