You’d think at Christmas-time Bowser would take a week off or something! What a jerk.
By Dorkly

[VIDEO] The Night Before Mario’s Christmas

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 27, 2011 · 8:49 AM

(121 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)

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Chill Out, Christmas, Explosives, Holidays, Nintendo, Retro, SNES, Storytime/Wordplay, Strike A Pose, Super Mario Bros, Things Are Heating Up, Video Clips

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deleted7077262 93p · 697 weeks ago

You know, I was waiting for it, and I knew it would happen.

Leave it to good ol' Dorkly to end a child-grade video with "I just f___ed your shit up!"

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Darth_Destro 93p · 697 weeks ago

Well, it wouldn't be the Holiday season without gratuitous swearing.

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Discord 92p · 697 weeks ago

It wouldn't be the internet without gratuitous swearing.

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Deep Thought 105p · 697 weeks ago

It wouldn't be Dorkly without gratuitous swearing.

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deleted801691 109p · 697 weeks ago

It wouldn't be Halolz without people repeating the same thing with different words.

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Discord 92p · 697 weeks ago

HOLD IT!

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Deep Thought 105p · 697 weeks ago

I have come to a verdict

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deleted7077262 93p · 697 weeks ago

I don't think it would be done without a punnier post than the rest of these.

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SirNumel 97p · 697 weeks ago

It wouldn't be Halolz without a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAH!

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straYDoubter 91p · 697 weeks ago

Now that the kingdom's saved, let's go with Luigi caroling! No, we don't get to sing with him.

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deleted7077262 93p · 697 weeks ago

Unless you're used to the stabbing.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 697 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 697 weeks ago

My ex wife was in that castle.

SWEET, NOW I CAN ENJOY CHRISTMAS BY GETTING ANOTHER ONE!

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therandombear 87p · 697 weeks ago

Another ex-wife?

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Spencer 119p · 697 weeks ago

Yeah, she'll be in the next castle that bustles down. I'll give you a hundred dollars if you can guess which one! I'll give some hints...

1) The castle will end with Mario destroying it
2) It's a castle
3) Made of stuff

TAKE A PICK!

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deleted801691 109p · 697 weeks ago

It must be 4) The Castle that destroyed Aspio.
Now where's mah moneez?

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Spencer 119p · 697 weeks ago

You get none. Because Tarquaron isn't a castle, it's a city.

BACK TO JRPG EDUCATION WITH YOU.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 697 weeks ago

Rather a weak video to say Merry Christmas from Dorky in my opinion.

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deleted729509 82p · 697 weeks ago

If I didn't agree with you, I would say you're disappointed from the lack of Luigi. So disappointed that you forgot the L in Dorkly.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 697 weeks ago

there WAS no L in this Dorkly Bit.

No luigi, no L.

That'll teach em to forget about weegee.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 697 weeks ago

That's MR. L to you!!!

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AuraMaster 107p · 697 weeks ago

Wow, Mario. You kiss Princess Peach with that mouth?

If Mario got something for Bowser (besides the demolished palace) I think he'd give him a self-defense class, so that he'd actually be a challenge when they face off next.

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Ernac -80p · 697 weeks ago

I was having a good time for the most part. Then it ended.

What'd you guys do for Christmas?
During the Dinner, a piece of pork fell on the pumpkin pie so I picked it up with my appendage.

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