Reindeer? How primitive. The answer to how Santa delivers all those gifts in just one night is clearly… SCIENCE.
A scene from ” target=”_blank”>Tobuscus Animated Christmas Adventures
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 23, 2011 · 4:54 PM
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Well this explains soooooooooo much…
:x The creator of this is GonzoSSM. He made it for Tobuscus.
I always wondered how he got into apartment complexes and condominiums…8 "tiny" reindeer don't fit on balconies.
My eyes cannot handle seeing 2 gifs of portal moving images at the same time.
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Meanwhile…
"Put teleport here!"
"Need a teleporter here!"
"Deploy a teleporter here!"
This is from a Tobuscus video. rel="nofollow">
On the first day of Christmas my science gave to me… a brand new portal gun!
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Aperture Science Jolly Old Santa Claus can, in fact, see you when you are sleeping and knows when you are awake. Furthermore, the Aperture Science Jolly Old Santa Claus is aware of whether you have been bad or good. Finally, I am legally obligated to tell you that the coal sent to naughty children is not the remnants of other naughty children after being sent into the Aperture Science Holiday Miscreant Incinerator, and to deny such a thing exists. So be good for goodness' sake, ha ha, ha ha."
Welp, I tried.
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These gifs were taken from Tobuscus's 'Tobuscus Animated Christmas Adventures'. Look it up. And please give him credit…
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I think we can put our differences aside us. For Christmas. You monster
This is from TOBUSCUS! =D "Tobuscus Animated Christmas Adventure" that is. All credits need to go to him!
"Cave Johnson here.
After purchasing the rights to the holiday known as Christmas, I had to come up with a way to get a fat man around the world to give a bunch of free junk to spoiled little tykes. It wasn't easy, though, and we had to go through a lot of trial and error. They still haven't cleaned up the mess left behind by the High Velocity Santa Cannon, for instance. And because of something called 'ethics', our plan to clone a thousand Santas, then cryogenically preserve them each year until the holidays, was also shot down.
But after throwing enough money at the problem, our eggheads in the ideas department came up with a simple solution : make only one hundred Santa clones, lie to the PR people, then give the fat men portal guns so they can get around. So far our testing has come back positive, as no chimney is too small for a well aimed portal, and next year we'll be able to deal with windows without melting them with deadly lasers. Although I have been told that I must warn you : do not make eye contact with Santa. Apparently splicing wolverine DNA with the clones didn't make them very jolly. And they fire deadly lasers from their eyes, just like the original Old Saint Nick. Merry Christmas, everybody!
Cave Johnson, we're done here."
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Nobody in my town plays Portal. :c
That's a win! That's a Santa thinking with portals win!
Roll the next clip, Steven!
Science has laws, Santa.
You thought you could escape them?
The first thing I thought of when I saw this was the time my friends and I stayed up all night drinking while taking turns doing speed runs of portal.
It was the holidays, so some of them started singing carols.
That night, a version of "12 days of Christmas" where EVERYTHING was "Lords-a-Leapin" was belted out by 2 drunk scotts.
I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN……….WITH EGG NOG!
I would be just as fat as Santa if I had a portal gun and never had to walk anywhere
If you're nice, he gives you boxes and boxes full of wonderful neurotoxin and turrets! You might wanna be careful or you might die!
And if you're naughty, you get combustible lemons in your stockings. Serves you right, jerk!
…then again, something about that seems veeeeeeeery mixed up…
oh well, I regret nothing.
*goes off to burn others' houses down*
Suddenly, it's understandable that the Pyro offed Santa. Who wouldn't kill for a Portal gun? Amirite?
AUDIENCE?! Wha..? What are you doing in Santa's Sleigh, audience? That's precarious! It means he has to use a portal gun to deliver all the toys to all the children and that's… well actually, that's a much more awesome way of delivering toys…. INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN SANTANESS!
i apolgize for this….but my friends did a back to the future parody, and its kinda funny rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
they asked me to show people….your people right?
Now we're Making Merry With Portals!
On a vaguely selfish note… it being the 24th et al. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!
It seems more plausible to explain how Santa delivers presents to everyone in one night with science rather than magic.