Another Pyro Christmas special? That dude/chick sure is popular during the holidays! Who does he/she think he/she is?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 22, 2011 · 9:48 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Christmas, Cutesy Wutesy, Depressing, Failure, Holidays, Musical, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software, Video Clips, Weak Points, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (48 Comments) |
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I… I can't help but feel sad after watching this. Poor Pyro… God, I--I am a Pyro! Poor me!
What we learned with this history child?If you arent accepted how you are
Change to something completely different from yourself!Nothing will end up wrong.
Pyro's? Useless? Pyro players are the most useful players ever! Unless of course they're the w+m1 pyro's… And they don't spycheck………… And they don't extinguish us when we're on fire……………………… *Pulls out a piece of paper and looks at it*……. And they use a Homewrecker to kill a victim on fire. *Puts away paper*
Did anyone notice they misspelled "soldier" in the very first line of the song? That pisses me off more than calling the Pyro "useless".
Mpphhh mphh mphhhh mphhh mhh!
For some reason, on the first listen-through, I thought he said "You'll be come M-P-V," rather than MVP. My hearing must be going.
well, last year christmas on halolz had a very spy…y feel to it, so this year it's the pyro's turn to be in a light he himself did not create from another human being &/or building
I believe a certain blindyeti may have his own opinion about the pyro, and thanks to him I do too. Bloody kills my ass 9/10
Silly Shawn, Pyro isn't a girl OR a boy. It's a gelatinous fire squid from the mountains of Japan that was captured by Saxton Hale. Then It was put into an asbestos filled suit, ?????, Then PROFIT!
Remember kids, Medic is credit to Heavy's ass.
You see now, Pyro? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KILL SANTA. Everybody appreciates it at first, probably because they thought he was a very dedicated pedophile, but then they find out he was the real deal and everybody starts to hate you.
another post with shawn giving a family guy or Simpsons quote….guess what hes been watching for the holidays?
Popular, huh? I'm guessing you haven't watched the video then. Unless "shitty class" is a term of endearment. In that case, Merry Christmas all you shitty classes on Halolz! I love you guys!
okay, pyros are not useless. pyros CAN shoot at a farther range (weapon OTHER than flamethrower) also, if not for pyros, more spies would be around and killing all and stealing the intel! i know i'm getting all fussy about a game, but its annoying when people complain about something they don't know about.
Christmas: The perfect opportunity to litter the Internetz with off-key warbling.
My Pidgeot can sing better than this.
That film author is a spy! (obviously)
Mphh mrrh mph huh hudda-huh!
I can't believe you guys rated this so low!
And then BLU spy went and kill everybody… and he lived happy forever, THE END.
Despite not agreeing with this at all, I do appreciate the effort and creativity that went into it.
…and BLU spies everywhere rejoiced.
But seriously, any idiot playing as Pyro can make spies lives' hell. Pyros can also…
1. Annoy or even separate ubercharges.
2. Make soldiers' lives hell.
3. Kill faster classes who try to get out of flamethrower range once they're on fire with the flare gun.
4. Annoy people at long range with the flare gun.
5. Make demoknights' lives hell.
6. Help out friendly lucksman snipers by igniting their arrows.
7. Reflect the arrows of enemy lucksman snipers.
8. Reduce the workload on your medics by airblasting burning teammates.
9. Rocket jump… using the enemy's rockets.
10. Make everybody's life hell on maps with "bottomless pits."
11. Kill people with afterburn while they're in their own spawn room, frantically running for the resupply cabinet.