Morbo: “So… Humans have easily injured knees… My race will find this information very useful indeed! Muhuhahahaha!”
First pic artist unknown, submitted by Cameron K., second pic by TheHappyMarquis
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 22, 2011 · 8:15 AM
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There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
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Someone give the some knee mod for the 360 :]
knee shots=instant kill or arrows always hit the knee
The one thing that's always confused me about the comic is the fact that he is wearing guard armor, even though the arrow to the knee is what caused him to stop adventuring and become a guard. Then again, if he wasn't in his guard armor, people whould have know idea that he was a guar- OMG DID THE SNOW JUST STOP?!
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Oh wait, there it is :D
Seems either Ike became an archer, or Link has given up on sympathy.
You should have acted . They're already here.
The Pallet Scrolls told of their return,
For the time after the Johto League was won
When the Pokemon of eight Gyms would faint without Revives.
But no one wanted to believe
Believe they even existed
And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in Confusion.
But, there is one they fear.
In their tongue, he is Slowvakhiin….SLOWBRO!
Initially, I came online so I could stop playing Skyrim for a little while, but this picture reminded me how much I want to play it.
brb 5 hours
Oh my gosh, Morbo, lol
Just by adding slowpoke in an iron helmet Shawn has made the overused joke perfectly acceptable. Bravo.
Okay, why the low rating? I mean, yes arrow-to-the-knee jokes are old, and this may have been sort of an obvious joke, but no one did it yet and it got a good chuckle from me. It wasn't so much crossing the memes either, since one was simply used to parody the other.
Out of all the meme-crossing, this is one of the better ones I've seen.
Slowpoke is catching up to modern time!
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1) Be an adventurer
2) Take an arrow to the knee
3) Become a guard
4) ????
5) PROFIT!
Seriously how can they be guards and take on the player without trouble if they took arrows to their knees?
Kim Jong Il died… In the opening cinematic on Homefront 2.
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In Exalted, there's a Sidereal (fate ninja) archery charm that lets you turn your arrows into ideas and these ideas re-write the victim's fate.
I cast Many Missiles Bow Technique to fire "Guard Duty" at the mortal hero, called shot to the knee.
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I use to laugh at arrow to the knee jokes, but then i actually took an arrow to the knee, and it just didn't seem so funny anymore.
Finn, grab my Knee!
*arrow*
Hospital! *rainbow*
Something seems off…wait, that Slowpoke is well informed! SPYCHECK, STAT!
How to get a job as a city's guard in 3 easy steps.
1. Have experience in light-heavy armory.
2. Know how to use a weapon.
3. Take an arrow to the knee during a previous adventure, we don't want no guard who was arrowed in the knee during their Black Friday crisis.
I used to be worried about taking an arrow in the knee.
Then I bought some actually working armor.
I just love how quickly this joke became overused. I feel like people were making it for only a week before everyone and their mom knew it and started getting tired of it. Heck , now people are going all hipster and arguing over who got tired of it first!