The BFG

61 Comments

1. AngelAreku on December 20th, 2011 2:14 pm
   

   I heard you can get a meeting with this Fus guy. Watch out, though. I'm not going to try because I heard it's very easy to make him shout at you.

   (I had problems deciding what BFG meant to me. Big Forest Giant? Big ___ing Giant? The possibilities! D:)
2. MeatyMcSausage on December 20th, 2011 2:17 pm
   

   He can hear plants crying, but he's too busy bashing brains in to give a flying FUCK

   {Only fans of the original book will get that, and if you haven't read it, you owe it to yourself to find a copy}
3. EonofAeon on December 20th, 2011 2:26 pm
   

   <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/mudmaniac/smith01.png&quot; />
   Smitty approved!
4. Dycro on December 20th, 2011 2:29 pm
   

   The Buggy Flying Glitch

   (What's hilarious is when they hit your companions because they will actually survive)
5. ibbolia on December 20th, 2011 2:31 pm
   

   Is that Theodore Roosevelt and his big stick?
6. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 20th, 2011 2:33 pm
   

   Now I can see him using a Doom BFG… Oh god the humanity.
7. Ice_Cold_Water on December 20th, 2011 2:58 pm
   

   <img src=http://www.addfunny.com/funnypictures/hodgepodge/46/skyrim.jpg>
8. Shatman on December 20th, 2011 2:58 pm
   

   Okay, my friend had a theory while he was playing Skyrim while drunk. We don't see any female giants… because mammoths are female giants.
9. Alpar on December 20th, 2011 3:19 pm
   

   Meh. The movie was better. Plus there are better novels out there. Like The Legend of Zelda Written, by SHYYEEAAAAHgeru MiyHAAAAAmoto.
10. Fluffy_Quack3r on December 20th, 2011 3:28 pm
    

    The picture only made me smirk, not that great, i was thinking, doesn't look a lot like the BFG, small ears etc… then i scrolled down and read By Fus Roahl Dahl and lmao
11. Sir_Nox on December 20th, 2011 3:32 pm
    

    <img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/20frxis.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    BFG9000
12. Ovahdrive on December 20th, 2011 4:39 pm
    

    Just realized that Giants use troll skulls for "protection."

    Then I realized that there aren't any female giants.
13. Wetmang on December 20th, 2011 5:12 pm
    

    BFG….hmm….well it could stand- I'm sorry am I the only one who's eyes went straight to the huge skull cock this Giant has?
14. TheInsaneWombat on December 20th, 2011 5:29 pm
    

    I don't care what you think, this pun is epic.
15. Zeik on December 20th, 2011 6:11 pm
    

    Here's an idea: instead of taking an arrow in (yes, in) the knee, we make them take a giant club to the FUCKING FACE. That'll teach them to make memes out of meme-worthy quotes!
16. RickO_ on December 20th, 2011 8:04 pm
    

    One small step for Giant, one giant leap for Dovahkiin. Literally.
17. k3man on December 21st, 2011 12:45 am
    

    Butt
    Fucking
    Gravity
18. BTSnoogans on December 21st, 2011 1:18 am
    

    Dat awkwardly placed skull.
19. HughbertEsq on December 21st, 2011 8:22 am
    

    *DESPERATELY SCAMPERS FOR OLD TORN COPY OF BFG*
    *SOUND OF PAGES FLIPPING AND PUNS FORMING*
20. TomQuoVadis on December 21st, 2011 10:57 am
    

    This could not possibly be more brilliant.
21. PortalMan118 on December 21st, 2011 1:04 pm
    

    And so, Shawn opened his heart and let a classic Novel come into the ranks of Halolz.

    But then he realized it was kinda stupid so he made a Skyrim version
22. Sanyiel on December 21st, 2011 10:03 pm
    

    Damn. Some one beat me to actually making a picture based on Fus Ro Dah sounding like Fus Roald Dahl. If only I had thought to use Tiid Klo Ul. -_-

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