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Arrow to the knee, you say? I took a missle to the face

Arrow to the knee? Missile to the face? BITCH, PLEASE I took a nuke to the EVERYTHING

I swore I wasn’t going to post any “arrow to the knee” stuff… but with these two mocking those whiners I just couldn’t help it.
By , xtremeradness and FraggotMan respectively

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2011 · 12:36 PM 
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Bethesda, BioWare, Fallout, Mass Effect, PC, Playstation, The Elder Scrolls, Weak Points, Xbox 360

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2 replies · active 698 weeks ago
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2 replies · active 698 weeks ago

To shreds, you say?
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I used to think X to the Y jokes were funny

back when they were a boot to the head.
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3 replies · active 698 weeks ago
The other day I was out adventuring as usual.
I climbed to the top of some mountains.
I killed a couple dragons.
I explored a few ruins.
I found uncountable treasures guarded by a plethora of traps.
I wandered in to a bandit camp.

Suddenly...

Arrows.

Arrows everywhere.

It was horrible.
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I used to be a soldier of the three kingdoms.
Then I took an arrow to the eye.
Now I'm a hero of the three kingdoms with an eyepatch.
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4 replies · active 698 weeks ago
Okay I want to know... Who the hell is firing all these arrows!?
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2 replies · active 698 weeks ago
I appreciate the sole fact that there was a Gameboy that survived a nuke to everything too.

Arrows to knees are smalltime.
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7 replies · active 698 weeks ago
I don't always survive nuclear holocausts, but when I do, I'm smart enough to stay in a vault.

Also, CHRISTMAS!! :D
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So they can no longer be adventurers like us because they took arrows to the knee. But they can STAND around all day long and protect the villages from the likes of US?
Damn, these guards are the greatest scam artists that have ever lived!
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1 reply · active 698 weeks ago
Note #1: Be sure to pour skill points into "knee surgery" when playing Skyrim.
Note #2: If "knee surgery" hasn't been invented yet (WTF Why not?) look into guard jobs should the inevitable occur.
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He took a missile to the face, and was still sexy enough to get laid by commander Shepard. He wins.
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...Boot to the Head...
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6 replies · active 698 weeks ago
And then Saxton Hale came along and gave me a non-existence to my existence
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Bethesda always wins.
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Did anyone saw another post that magically disappeared? about a VG award to characters?
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3 replies · active 698 weeks ago
Garrus didn't take a missile to the face, he took a helicopter minigun to the face.
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2 replies · active 698 weeks ago
I don't know which meme is worse...
This, or Kratos.
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I used to be original. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Who is shooting all these arrows into peoples knees? Is there a serial arrow-knee shooter roaming Skyrim? Clearly there is a mystery aknee!
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Chewbacca: WROOOONNNK!*
*Translation: I took a FUCKING planet to the face! Suck it!
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Godfrey of Ibelin fought for two days with an arrow in his testicles.
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What? That's not true, I'm pretty sure the ghouls are only suffering from severe radiation poisonning
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I took an arrow to the knee, missile to the face, and a nuke to everything and I look fin. until I got infect with the zombie virus.
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Kanpire is sick of this "arrow to the knee" bullshit.

And hipsters
(yes I am on a Homestuck posting binge)
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6 replies · active 664 weeks ago
(I probably shouldn't milk an old post of mine, but... I like it, so deal with it (luckily, my picture doubles as a deal with it pic).)


Sun-Tzu probably can't relate to these guys, but I could always say he might have taken some gunpowder to the knee once. Of course, you couldn't trust me. I don't know balls about Chinese history.
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