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HOW DID HEAVY CAPTURE THE FLAG SO QUICKLY? HE WAS RUSSIAN!

WOKKA WOKKA!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 8, 2011 · 3:01 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (237 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Foreign Object, PC, Playstation, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Ok, I'm going to attempt something unimaginable. Shifting memes...ok so...



Now that we are on Pokémon...
Ash Ketchum used to be a pokemon trainer...till his pikachu took a solarbeam to the knee.

Egoraptor FTW

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3 replies · active 699 weeks ago
You knew it was coming.
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1 reply · active 699 weeks ago
And those Gloves of Running Urgently had nothing to do with it, right?
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5 replies · active 699 weeks ago
Who touched my pun?!

You should check out Heavy's CTF score. Perfect Marx!

Heavy is always Russian for the flag. No Putin around here!
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7 replies · active 699 weeks ago
It's funny because Heavy is Russian.
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Wait... when did I submit this?
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10 replies · active 699 weeks ago
You forgot to add 'at full Trotsky'.
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9 replies · active 698 weeks ago
Heavy wasn't Stalin either. When he was there the sniper's score went down under, and the medic went uber his previous kill count.
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What did the giant cement enemy from Mario 64 say when he saw this pun?

Whomp whomp.
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2 replies · active 697 weeks ago
Roses are Red,
Violets are too,
In Soviet Russia,
YOU ARE SENT TO GULAG IF YOU ARE NOT CREDIT TO PARTY.
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1 reply · active 699 weeks ago
We're doing this? Ok then:
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
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5 replies · active 698 weeks ago
IT BURNS. IT'S JUST...TOO...PUNNY. I literally lol'd at this one.

Sorry no more puns from me right now.
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In Soviet Russia, puns groan at you.
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What? Heavy is the slowest class in th-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I getcha
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Why was the Shawn so slow about fixing the forums?
HE WAS STALIN.
(but srs, what's up with that, bro?)
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I have nothing to say. Mostly I'm in a bad mood, mostly because I dislike this particular pun. Please, -1 away.
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4 replies · active 699 weeks ago
Wait... What the flying funk? o.O
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I CCCP what you did there!
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How did Heavy avoid becoming goose?

He was duckin.
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1 reply · active 699 weeks ago
What did we do to deserve such PUNishment?
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That's our Heavy!
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He was UberCharged.....wasn't he?
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4 replies · active 699 weeks ago
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE.
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why was the medic afraid of the heavy?
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2 replies · active 699 weeks ago
I'm... I'm so confused. It says I made this? I didn't make anything, I just look at this site once a day for laughs. Is this some kind of weird error and I'm an idiot for falling for it?
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