THE TRUTH MUST NOT BE REVEALED! Now pay me for the door repair!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 28, 2011 · 3:00 PM
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Shigeru's face in the last panel is sufficient enough to fuel my nightmares for a few weeks
Oh!! That sword... cost FIVE THOUSAND DORRU!!!!!
Downside: You were killed at the epitome of your gaming genius. After years of being such a hardcore Legend of Zelda fan, you were betrayed by the father of all videogaming, never to reveal the gift your life had to offer to dozens, hundreds, thousands, to millions around the world.
Upside: You were killed by Miyamoto with the Master Sword he used at E3. At least you're not going to have to down a dumber death when you meet people in the afterlife.
Upside: You were killed by Miyamoto with the Master Sword he used at E3. At least you're not going to have to down a dumber death when you meet people in the afterlife.
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ib4Miyamoto'sfaceisnewRedfield'sface
On the side note, Miyamoto, it's not a secret anymore.
Even Nintendo Power team managed to make Zelda Time Line and published it in their magazine.
On the second side note, nice use of Zelda 1 reference.
On the side note, Miyamoto, it's not a secret anymore.
Even Nintendo Power team managed to make Zelda Time Line and published it in their magazine.
On the second side note, nice use of Zelda 1 reference.
inb4someonepostsmyeyes.jpg
Also, Minish Cap between Skyward Sword and OOT? Isn't Minish Cap the Wind Waker Link's timeline? Skyward sword is supposed to be the prequel to OOT, I call shenanigans.
And this kids, is why Ben drowned.
Don't worry, everyone. I can confirm with 100% certainty that Legend of Zelda coincides perfectly with the Valve ga-HURGURGURK IGNORE THE LIES WHICH COME OUT OF MY MOUTH!
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I knew it! The Master Sword is a metaphor for Shigeru's cock!
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If Skyward Sword was the start of the timeline, why was it needed to piece together all the rest?
You know, I VAGUELY remember reading "It's a secret to everybody" while playing Skyward Sword, and I had a brief moment of nostalgia, but I can't remember who said it...
On a pretty unrelated note...
Shawn, can you remove/block those adds for CrownQuest and such please?
They're just.... No
Shawn, can you remove/block those adds for CrownQuest and such please?
They're just.... No
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Well, since it seems to be a theme today:
inb4can'tletyoudothat
inb4can'tletyoudothat
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DO NOT WORRY KAMERAD!
I WILL AVENGE YOUR MISSION-AAAARRRGGHH!
*thud*
Ach.. donner und blitzen
....
I......should....n't....have........done............t..h..a..t.....
I WILL AVENGE YOUR MISSION-AAAARRRGGHH!
*thud*
Ach.. donner und blitzen
....
I......should....n't....have........done............t..h..a..t.....
Well we got LoZ timeline done.
Now someone do Kingdom Hearts! Square Enix uses 7 branched swords. :D
Now someone do Kingdom Hearts! Square Enix uses 7 branched swords. :D
I would probably die happy knowing it was from the Master Sword.
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Well, just going to necromancy this thread...CAUSE HYRULE HYSTORIA BE OUT. AND IT HAS A TIMELINE.
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He's only doing this so people will buy Hyrule Hystoria instead.
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So Miyamoto is the happy mask salesman, is he? The secret if finally revealed.
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Wow. There are still n00bs who place TMC before OoT? FAIL.
There is no time line, all Zelda games happen in alternate dementions
/largestdesuctiononinternetever
/largestdesuctiononinternetever
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Shigeru's face in the last panel is sufficient enough to fuel my nightmares for a few weeks
Looks like his song…
*sunglasses*
..ran out of time.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
..well I gave it a shot.
Well we got LoZ timeline done.
Now someone do Kingdom Hearts! Square Enix uses 7 branched swords. :D
ib4Miyamoto'sfaceisnewRedfield'sface
On the side note, Miyamoto, it's not a secret anymore.
Even Nintendo Power team managed to make Zelda Time Line and published it in their magazine.
On the second side note, nice use of Zelda 1 reference.
inb4 shigeruredfieldface
<img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/5kfry1.png" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
inb4someonepostsmyeyes.jpg
Also, Minish Cap between Skyward Sword and OOT? Isn't Minish Cap the Wind Waker Link's timeline? Skyward sword is supposed to be the prequel to OOT, I call shenanigans.
And this kids, is why Ben drowned.
I knew it! The Master Sword is a metaphor for Shigeru's cock!
Downside: You were killed at the epitome of your gaming genius. After years of being such a hardcore Legend of Zelda fan, you were betrayed by the father of all videogaming, never to reveal the gift your life had to offer to dozens, hundreds, thousands, to millions around the world.
Upside: You were killed by Miyamoto with the Master Sword he used at E3. At least you're not going to have to down a dumber death when you meet people in the afterlife.
Oh!! That sword… cost FIVE THOUSAND DORRU!!!!!
*got item music plays*
You got the Master Sword… through your chest!
Congratulations!
Over 100 votes and still a perfect five stars?
Halolz, I am proud.
EDIT: Well, it was nice while it lasted.
DO NOT WORRY KAMERAD!
I WILL AVENGE YOUR MISSION-AAAARRRGGHH!
*thud*
Ach.. donner und blitzen
….
I……should….n't….have……..done…………t..h..a..t…..
If I had Shigeru Miyamoto stab me in the back with a Master Sword for my genius decoding of his game's timeline… I think I'd be just fine.
On a pretty unrelated note…
Shawn, can you remove/block those adds for CrownQuest and such please?
They're just…. No
You know, I VAGUELY remember reading "It's a secret to everybody" while playing Skyward Sword, and I had a brief moment of nostalgia, but I can't remember who said it…
That face screams "rape time"
He couldn't find a hole in his theory, so he made one in his chest.
<img src=http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/memes-eery-day-im-shigeru.jpg>
Well, since it seems to be a theme today:
inb4can'tletyoudothat
If Skyward Sword was the start of the timeline, why was it needed to piece together all the rest?
Guys! LINK CAN REALLY TAL-*shing*
For fucks sake. now i gotta buy a Wii.
Miyamoto is… the Happy Mask Salesman!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shigeru: Secret Wizard
oh god now I know what happens when Shigeru does when he cant stab you with a sword.
<img src="http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/13366627734/8/tumblr_lvagc0CnKw1r2r7jp">
NO!!!!!!!! SO FREAKING CLOSE!
There is no time line, all Zelda games happen in alternate dementions
/largestdesuctiononinternetever
I would probably die happy knowing it was from the Master Sword.
Wow. There are still n00bs who place TMC before OoT? FAIL.
So Miyamoto is the happy mask salesman, is he? The secret if finally revealed.
Well, just going to necromancy this thread…CAUSE HYRULE HYSTORIA BE OUT. AND IT HAS A TIMELINE.
RAPE FACE ACTIVATED
He's only doing this so people will buy Hyrule Hystoria instead.