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Poor Slowpoke… always one holiday behind!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 25, 2011 · 12:07 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(191 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)

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Advice Meme, Failure, Holidays, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 696 weeks ago

I couldn't help it... we were a little short on Thanksgiving Day stuff!

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MoG 105p · 696 weeks ago

Here you go shawn, A zelda pict- Wait a second they don't look like the normal zelda gang...

WHAT HAVE I DONE!

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deleted729509 82p · 696 weeks ago

*sees "WHAT HAVE I DONE!"*
*slowly scrolls up*
"huh, cool, original Zelda sprites"
"hah, Master Sword in the tur-OH GOD NO, IT'S THE CDi CAST!!!!"
There is one way to right this Blasphemy.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 696 weeks ago

*SPOILER WARNING*

Link tries to kill it with fire...ends up only forging the Skyward Sword into becoming stronger...

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SonicsmyName 92p · 696 weeks ago

Oh gawd, I just beat (HUGE-ASS SPOILER DO NOT READ IF GAME HAS NOT BEEN COMPLETED YET! PREFERABLY BY YOU! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! END ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!)
Demise. Goddamn, such an awesome battle. Not to mention the army and Ghirahim before that. Can't wait to get cracking with Hero-mode :D

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 696 weeks ago

*Pretends to not see ANY of the aforementioned spoilers* Wait...there's a HERO-MODE?!?

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SonicsmyName 92p · 696 weeks ago

You take double damage and there are NO HEART DROPS. Unless you have one or both of the heart-medallions.

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Jerach 86p · 696 weeks ago

You know what the real blasphemy is? That spaghetti, who the hell eats spaghetti at Thanksgiving?

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Taiho 86p · 696 weeks ago

Who the hell has a christmas tree at Thanksgiving?

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 696 weeks ago

Ah, touché.

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Sonicsmash2 96p · 696 weeks ago

oh no.......
Look around the Turkey

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stabit 28p · 696 weeks ago

becarful, It's dangerous ahead. take this really big carving knife

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SonicsmyName 92p · 696 weeks ago

Made of wood.

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penguindude42 80p · 696 weeks ago

DINNER

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Ovahdrive 105p · 696 weeks ago

What happens when two slowpoke have a conversation?

TIME TRAVEL

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Dycro 105p · 696 weeks ago

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PortalMan 86p · 696 weeks ago

I'm assuming Slowpoke doesn't have a calander.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 696 weeks ago

His calendar is an egg timer. With dead batteries.

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vash_ts 88p · 696 weeks ago

they need batteries???

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deleted801691 109p · 696 weeks ago

You mean it's not the Fourth of July?
Well... that was a waste of very flammable fireworks.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 696 weeks ago

Silly Skrist. You cannot waste fireworks. As there is no wrong way to use them. Because when stuff blows up, it's always cool.

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SonicsmyName 92p · 696 weeks ago

Any use of fire is a good use...
Of fire...
I don't know where I'm going with this but FIRE IS COOL WARM.

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Spencer 119p · 696 weeks ago

And then watch as a Happy Thanksgiving gets posted Christmas this year

or next year.

Who knows. Shawn just may get us with that idea someday.

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_XD 87p · 696 weeks ago

Jokes on you, slowpokes just surprisingly early for next years halloween.

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