Truly a run of the mill launch with no surprises WHAT-SO-EVER
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[VIDEO] MINECRAFT 1.0 OFFICIAL INTRODUCTION

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 22, 2011 · 10:09 PM

(119 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)

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SenorTaco77 77p · 697 weeks ago

I guess you could say he really took it up a Notch

*braces self for possibility of negative rating*

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LiquidMountain 87p · 697 weeks ago

You can get more +1's in your puns with an invention from CSI ("Cool Shades Innit"), THE SHADES! They come in a variety of colours! Simply equip, and nothing will be able to...

PUNcture your puns!

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

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Giroro91 73p · 697 weeks ago

I didn't know Sollux was such a master at wordplay.

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LiquidMountain 87p · 697 weeks ago

Mainly on this page and the one after it. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=00397...

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CriticalQuit 93p · 697 weeks ago

That's actually the best joke we got so far.

We're having a shortage.

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Deep Thought 105p · 697 weeks ago

You might as well count that as the most prominent Notch in your belt. It's not like we have too many good puns.

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SushiGummy 110p · 697 weeks ago

First Porygon and now Notch? Why do all my heroes want to give me seizures!?

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Discord 92p · 697 weeks ago

I swear, I'm pretty sure I heard, "Vat happenzin Mein Kamph, stayzin Mein Kamph."

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CFW spplmj 122p · 697 weeks ago

Notch's whole game is pretty much about building the "perfect world"

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Trainer_Black 92p · 697 weeks ago

Next update, all Steves are now blonde and blue eyed.

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A_R_ 88p · 697 weeks ago

And are renamed to "Steffen".

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deleted801691 109p · 697 weeks ago

Creepers and Endermen outside of the computer?
Post-apocalyptic wastelands are not going to build themselves I guess.

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GameboyPATH 106p · 697 weeks ago

I'm so glad I don't have epilepsy. o_o

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Dash12345678-Y 86p · 697 weeks ago

In response to 0:30-0:45, I was certain that epileptic seizures were no longer marketable as of 2007.

Can we make money on that again now, or is it still frowned upon?

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Trainer_Black 92p · 697 weeks ago

Shawn you might wanna add some note somewhere up there that says "Hey don't watch this if rapidly flashing lights/galaxies cause you to fall out of your chair in spasms."

I'd just like to avoid that twice.

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DiamyoAlex 92p · 697 weeks ago

Does this mean that Notch is a member of the Imperial Legion?

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 697 weeks ago

After Lego Star Wars, Lego Harry Potter, Lego Pirates and Lego Indiana Jones the idea of a Lego Minecraft game (based on a Minecraft movie in the year 20XX) could be a real possibility.

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Drjolt 74p · 697 weeks ago

PHYSICAL REALITY.

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GanjalfTheGreen 103p · 697 weeks ago

Apart from seizure, i'm happy i've seen this cause now i won't forget about renewing my fast food license.

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kiyobi 65p · 697 weeks ago

wait HOLY SHIT I THINK I KNOW WHERE THAT TACO BELL IS

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Graveyard Duck 99p · 697 weeks ago

This isn't even the most disturbing video they made. Look at their Bayonetta one, if you dare.

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CriticalQuit 93p · 697 weeks ago

BUILDING BLOCKS YEAH!

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Old Man Jenkins 82p · 697 weeks ago

(Slaps across the face for making such a silly reference)

(Oh wait, was that a reference also to the same thing?)

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 697 weeks ago

I find it hard to pick on Notch or anyone at Mojang. I mean c'mon, We all know a few companies that could stand to have the same integrity in their own release schedules.

... Crap I think I just delayed Global Offensive's beta another two weeks.

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CriticalQuit 93p · 697 weeks ago

Seeing as how the 9 people of Mojang have made 56 million plus dollars in sales of Minecraft and Minecraft merchandise, and are pretty much set for life, what can they do but keep making the game more and more fun for everyone? They don't need other jobs anymore so they can devote themselves to Minecraft, Scrolls etc.

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 697 weeks ago

Why halo thar, Gaben. =D

Edit: Okay, joking aside I'm going to educate you. What Valve does is a science. They're not just throwing combustible lemons at walls here and seeing what napalm sticks. They intentionally force back release schedules and hold back games while offering only teasers to build anticipation.

Valve, as a company, has built it's reputation as being a cocktease to gamers. If Valve was a whore it would be the most high classed, money-churning, Dominatrix in Las Vegas without ever having to touch a client because they got the whole "tease" thing down to a science.

Not only are they good at teasing; they hold a master-class in bullshit. "Oh, you want Half-life 3? Well, you been playing Half-life 2 Episodes, right? Guess what! THAT'S THREE GUYS! LOLOLOL"

Valve is a tease and troll. If they didn't have it down to such a bloody good science with great games they'd of went bankrupt years ago.

So, yeah. The "Boo-hoo, Mojang has moneys" thing don't fly with me. If you're in the business of making games you make damn games. Not combustible lemons.

Edit (2): Lol, giving all the negs I'm suddenly getting I must of made some fanboys mad. I never said they didn't do great games. I'm just saying they intentionally bait and switch us to keep driving the Valve-conomy.

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Dash12345678-Y 86p · 697 weeks ago

I thought we were waiting for Half-Life 2: Episode 3 right now. Was that cancelled or was I just mistaken?

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 697 weeks ago

It's been said that HL2: Episodes are really HL:3. I forget the interview it came from but it was from an Interview with Gabe.

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CriticalQuit 93p · 697 weeks ago

Uhhh... what? I'm saying that because the people of Mojang are set for life, they have nothing to do but keep making games people love and making the ones they already made better.

Sheeeeeeeesh

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Seto_Kaiba on November 22nd, 2011 10:11 pm

I swear, I'm pretty sure I heard, "Vat happenzin Mein Kamph, stayzin Mein Kamph."
SushiGummy on November 22nd, 2011 10:16 pm

First Porygon and now Notch? Why do all my heroes want to give me seizures!?
Sid_Diddly on November 22nd, 2011 10:29 pm

I find it hard to pick on Notch or anyone at Mojang. I mean c'mon, We all know a few companies that could stand to have the same integrity in their own release schedules.

… Crap I think I just delayed Global Offensive's beta another two weeks.
CriticalQuit on November 22nd, 2011 10:33 pm

BUILDING BLOCKS YEAH!
CriticalQuit on November 22nd, 2011 10:33 pm

Notch is Swedish. Whatchoo talkin' bout?
Totema on November 22nd, 2011 10:40 pm

This isn't even the most disturbing video they made. Look at their Bayonetta one, if you dare.
SenorTaco77 on November 22nd, 2011 10:46 pm

I guess you could say he really took it up a Notch

*braces self for possibility of negative rating*
Skrist on November 22nd, 2011 11:03 pm

Creepers and Endermen outside of the computer?
Post-apocalyptic wastelands are not going to build themselves I guess.
Nick Soapdish on November 22nd, 2011 11:46 pm

After Lego Star Wars, Lego Harry Potter, Lego Pirates and Lego Indiana Jones the idea of a Lego Minecraft game (based on a Minecraft movie in the year 20XX) could be a real possibility.
Dash12345678 on November 23rd, 2011 12:17 am

In response to 0:30-0:45, I was certain that epileptic seizures were no longer marketable as of 2007.

Can we make money on that again now, or is it still frowned upon?
GameboyPATH on November 23rd, 2011 1:35 am

I'm so glad I don't have epilepsy. o_o
Kiyobi on November 23rd, 2011 2:37 am

wait HOLY SHIT I THINK I KNOW WHERE THAT TACO BELL IS
GanjalfTheGreen on November 23rd, 2011 10:33 am

Apart from seizure, i'm happy i've seen this cause now i won't forget about renewing my fast food license.
DiamyoAlex on November 23rd, 2011 10:57 am

Does this mean that Notch is a member of the Imperial Legion?
Trainer_Black on November 23rd, 2011 2:35 pm

Shawn you might wanna add some note somewhere up there that says "Hey don't watch this if rapidly flashing lights/galaxies cause you to fall out of your chair in spasms."

I'd just like to avoid that twice.
Drjolt on November 23rd, 2011 3:18 pm

PHYSICAL REALITY.