Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart horse.
Comic by noiplah, submitted by Emily Carlsen.
Screenshot by Emperorr, captioned by Nik [M!NiCR!T]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 15, 2011 · 11:18 AM
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Borris better stop horsin' around because he's dragon down my suspension of disbelief.
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My god that was horrible. BUt I could have thrown in a tvtropes link as well so be thankful. XP
Man, Borris' Human is awful! He's not even doing anything, he's just there watching Borris in awe!
Hey, Human! Stop horsing around!
http://lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing.com/
didn´t need to make it shorter as the name of the website states exactly how I feel.
Borris is so cool he actually makes you buy DLC horse armour for him and then doesn't wear it anyway.
Gentlemen, Behold I give you Borris, the gravity horse
by using the same technology as gravity cat he is now able to climb almost vertical cliffs.
the only side affect is that he is not amused by any dragon and tends to exert his rage on them.
Boris vs. Agro. Who wins?
Even physics bows to Borris.
"Buck physics, I'm a horse!"
Dem hillside physics remind me of Mount & Blade.
You will never know joy until you are trotting along at a brisk pace on the 90* angle of a cliff.
Just waiting for the Chris Redfield joke.
Breaking physics. Where have I seen that before?
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-sonic4-hatersgonnahate.gif">
Now the horse just needs to run a 360 loop and grind on rails. Either that or Sonic should learn how to carry people from place to place.
This is mah horse
Mah horse is amazing…
But will it Blend?
Probably not…
Boris Blends BlendTec Blenders with Blinding Blazes of Ballsiness
Bitch, I'm top tier.
Sorry, Epona, you have been replaced.
Strange. I see horses, but no backlash from the Halolzians. Have we made a breakthrough?
Hey, I'm the Nik credited in the text at the end of the post, I'm just here to give credit where credit is due:
Borris the Badass Horse:
Created by: Noiplah (http://www.reddit.com/user/noiplah) as seen in this thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/mb6bh/the…
The "Physics? Bitch I'm a horse" picture:
Created by : Emperorr (http://www.reddit.com/user/Emperorr) as seen in this thread (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ma565/bethesda_we_need_to_talk_about_your_horse_physics/)
As much as I love the click-throughs, I can't take credit for either of these images!
If Chuck Norris had a horse, I think that horse would be Borris.
<img src="http://rq87.flyingomelette.com/HNK/1/85/ken-oh.jpg">
This submission pleases Ken-Oh. Yes, that's how Raoh looks like when he is pleased…or in any other moment.
It's great to see Kokuoh's little brother having fun.
Look at your screen, now at your man, now back at your screen… I'M ON A HORSE
Now look at the horse, look down, look back up… IT'S CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN
Best horse in all of equ…I mean Skyrim ^ ^
Follow up to my original line:
Who touched Borris? WHO TOUCHED MY HORSE?
Obviously, this horse has a honey badger for a father… It just don't give a fuck
horse have a history of fucking physics
<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmi91JTBu1qiuukyo1_500.jpg"/>
It's not just this horse, rel="nofollow">ALL the horses in Skyrim don't give a buck about physics.
One does not simply glitch into Skyrim.
Hurrrr, Imma Harbinger of Badassery… I mean, Horse.
He is… the most interesting horse in the world.
Must…not…post…ponies…
Ah screw it http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpf633IrHE1qd7v…
There isn't room for two awesome horses on this site…
I suppose we could call him… Chuck Borris?
OHGODSTOPKICKINGMEI'LLSTOPPLEASEHELPMESTOPNONONOO
LIKE A HORSE
Borris……..his name sounds like another name. I can't think of it though.
[img ]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/01/chucknorris333-1264702438.jpg[/img]
OH MY GOD!
Your Borris must be one of a kind. I've already lost 8 horses in the first day of playing
:(
I thought Aperture didn't test on animals…
Still no Chris Horsefield? I guess Chris has been too busy fighting all day in UMvC3
Princess Celestia doesn't have shit on Borris
Hello, heroes.
Look at your steed, now back to me, back at your steed, now back to me.
Sadly, your steed isn't me. But if they stopped being just a fleshy version of a car and did something useufl, they could kick dragons ass, like me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in Skyrim with the Steed Your Steed Could Hope To Kick Ass Like!
I AM a horse.
This horse took dancing lessons from Borris " rel="nofollow">
Bad Horse! Bad Horse!
Bad Horse! He's bad!
He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin!
Best part is, I have a cousin that works at Bethesda and did the horses.
Methinks he missed a few things.
Congrats for kickin´the trolls