Great shot kid, that was one in a million!
Screenshot by OatmealRaisin, found by smashpro1
Rage comic by SummerDays, submitted by Emily Carlsen
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 14, 2011 · 9:14 AM
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I'm waiting for a mod where killing a single chicken causes dozens of them to swarm you and tear you apart.
"At least I had chicken."
Well time to…
*puts on sunglasses*
chicken out!
*Insertscreamyea.mp3*
Ah, I remember the good old days when you can do anything and no one would attack you.
Now if you steal from one person, the whole town goes up in arms.
You should have acted. They're already here. The Elder Scrolls fans told of their return. Their modding… was merely delay. From the time after Oblivion crashed… when the sons of the Bethsoft Forums would spill their own blood…
But no one wanted to believe, believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawned… it dawned in hordes or psychotically possessive peasants!
PETA must be happy about this, at least. They got mad at MW3 because you're allowed to stab rats. They didn't care about all the human violence, but god forbid somebody stab a meaningless rat.
wtf, it's not april yet
I wonder how many comments will "hit the bulls eye" on this post
*le fighting first dragon in the game
"TASTE LIGHTNING, FUCKER!"
accidentally hit a Whiterun guard in the chaos
"PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*Killed by guards*"
At first, I was like "I don't remember submitting this.
Then I remembered that Halolz follows me on Twitter.
First thing that came to mind:
<img src="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215551573_XgnZM-L-2.jpg"/>
Sounds like you should have put pots on everyone's heads first
Surprise buttse- NO!
BOUNTY POINTS:
Turning skyrim into GTA one chicken kill at a time.
Does anyone else notice how killing chickens in RPG games usually end up badly?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IT DIDN'T.
Yeah, he it is a pretty Fowl Ass move of that guy…
FUS BAWK CLUCK!
Little did he know, that was the last female chicken around for 9001 miles.
No one kills Chickens in my town! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
Wow, people killing chickens in the town? That's terrible. *takes a bite out of chicken leg from KFC* +50 bounty points? OH SHIT NO
looks like the colonel is at it again.
If you look closely, you can see this guy in the group of townspeople that wants to kill that guy for killing the chicken.
<img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100718142914/ed/images/4/4b/EdAngry2172.png" width="412">
Link. Now that guy could tell you a few things about what happens when you attack chickens.
A full blown rage comic unashamedly brandishing itself on Halolz? Well I never.
Doesn't know what "bounty" means?
That player sounds like a relative of this one guy I was playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with last night.
Random Dude: "Hey!!! There's a riot shield!!!"
Another Random Dude: "Yeah, it's pretty fun to smack people with."
Random Dude Again: "Wait, what's melee?"
Me: <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/185/168/misc-jackie-chan-l.png?1318992465" length="450" width="450">
Massive world to explore.
Dragons and trolls to slay.
Baskets to place on heads.
And you're fucking around with the chickens!?
…
We'll make a hero of you yet!
<img src="http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cucco-screenshot-zelda-ocarina-of-time.jpg">
If this guy had bothered to play a Zelda game, he would know that nothing good ever comes from killing chickens.
When it comes to killing, looks like this guy went of half-cocked
you ever notice how the roar that dispels storms sounds like your telling it to fuck off (yes, I am just saying this because I don't have many other jokes for this game)