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THIS IS NOT WHO I AM, AND THIS IS NOT SCIENCE.

These costumes are incredibly offensive to our robot kind! And your pathetic hu-man impersonations of us are even more offensive!
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I’M A ROBOT, NOT A COSTUME



Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 9, 2011 · 1:15 PM 
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85 Responses to “I’M A ROBOT, NOT A COSTUME”

  1. Skrist on November 9th, 2011 1:18 pm

    Stoopid racist humans, always putting down us robots.
    <img src="http://bonecity.wikispaces.com/file/view/awesomo.bmp"&gt;
    Now this robot is surely legit!

  2. Acias on November 9th, 2011 1:19 pm

    Sooo, he's a wererobot with the answer to love.

    Also he says boob alot.

  3. TalkingBidoof on November 9th, 2011 1:26 pm

    He's here to kickass and take jobs.

    And we're alllll out of jobs.

  4. Niteclaw1028 on November 9th, 2011 1:27 pm

    THE NATURAL ENEMY OF THE ROBOT IS HIPPIES

  5. Ice_Cold_Water on November 9th, 2011 1:27 pm

    <img src=http://www.bolgernow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/funny-robot.jpg>

  6. VaultLegend on November 9th, 2011 1:27 pm

    So cardboard is the new black-face then?

  7. Kevvo on November 9th, 2011 1:40 pm

    <img src="http://thingsiamobsessedwithtoday.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/marvin.jpg"&gt;

    "Here I am, with a brain the size of a planet, and people want to turn me into a costume. How depressing."

  8. Deep Thought on November 9th, 2011 1:59 pm

    Did somebody say
    <img src="http://musictap.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Rush.jpg"&gt;?

  9. ibbolia on November 9th, 2011 1:59 pm

    Of course he isn't a robot. The mechanical parts attached to a human make it a cyborg. Or a hat. I have trouble telling these days. What with automated hat cyborgs. Where was I going again?

  10. The AntiVillain on November 9th, 2011 2:13 pm

    | I find your remarks highly offensive (to soldier) |
    ————————V—————————————-
    <img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100827044843/ratchet/images/thumb/8/86/Clank.png/250px-Clank.png"&gt;

  11. Drake148 on November 9th, 2011 2:17 pm

    Yeah I get it. you are a robot.
    <img src="http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/318603_2498928507933_1094517012_2880191_1063945398_n.jpg"&gt;

  12. gAmer_Matt on November 9th, 2011 2:27 pm

    Did you say…
    <img src="http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/8/88/Hughman.jpg/225px-Hughman.jpg"/&gt;
    Hugh Man?

  13. spplmj on November 9th, 2011 2:44 pm

    This is science!
    <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2560/3699368901_623c781602.jpg&quot; alt="" width="300" height="271" />

  14. Kevvo on November 9th, 2011 2:45 pm

    <img src="http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/9390711.jpg"&gt;

  15. Skrist on November 9th, 2011 2:48 pm

    <img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/Girredfield.jpg"&gt;

  16. GameboyPATH on November 9th, 2011 3:01 pm

    *posts picture of robot*

  17. wolfpax181 on November 9th, 2011 3:08 pm

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. rel="nofollow">

  18. CriticalQuit on November 9th, 2011 2:34 pm

    Soldier’s so racist, he’s racist towards robots now, too!

  19. Mentlegen on November 9th, 2011 4:09 pm

    Since a Robofield was aleady done, I made another thing related to the submission:

    <img src="http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/mentlegen1/imredfield.png"&gt;

  20. LiquidMountain on November 9th, 2011 5:03 pm

    rel="nofollow">Beep Boop, son…Beep Boop…

  21. CriticalQuit on November 9th, 2011 5:04 pm

    Soldier's so racist, he's become racist against robots!

  22. Blu_Lizalfos on November 9th, 2011 5:15 pm

    "BEEP! BOP! BOOP! BEEP-BOO! BOP!"
    SHUT UP!!!!
    "…boop…"

  23. ProfessorLuigi on November 9th, 2011 5:43 pm

    That's not a robot. That's a costume.
    We sell those too.

  24. Shady Kitsune on November 9th, 2011 4:54 pm

    rel="nofollow">SUBVERSION!

    ( He says it is who he is. )

  25. TheInsaneWombat on November 9th, 2011 6:16 pm

    It is too Science. It's an intelligence test.

  26. dracos09 on November 9th, 2011 7:02 pm

    Yeah a student group posted a nun version of this at my college (http://www.westernyouth.org/images/Nun.png). I don't like this group. I'm posting this robot pic right next to theirs.

  27. DiamyoAlex on November 9th, 2011 8:45 pm

    OF COURSE! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE?!

  28. LiquidMountain on November 9th, 2011 9:14 pm

    But…but I posted that…and I didn't get any +1's
    :'(

  29. PortalMan118 on November 9th, 2011 10:58 pm

    NO ONE TELL GLADoes!!!!!

  30. TheAl41 on November 10th, 2011 5:11 pm

    So why the 2 posts?

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