Not that balancing the national wealth distribution of Mobius is all that hard… just get Sonic to run into one of those robot wasps and his savings go right back to zero!
By Brother Brain
Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 5, 2011 · 12:23 AM |
Categories: Animated, Genesis, Political, Rage Enducing, Retro, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog · Leave a comment () 89 Comments |
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Robotnik can afford to build whole legions of robot slaves with brightly colored weakpoints every few months, and HE'S complaining about the economy?!
1% of anthropomorphic animals have princesses to save. 99% of the time it's Italian plumbers that rescue princesses from Sarasaland too!!! Occupy Mushroom Kingdom!!!
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The rent in Death Egg Zone is too damn high!
God, with all these Occupy Wall Street jokes, I can't wait for a Mother 3 related one.
"I am the 1 Pork Sent"
-Pokey
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Why does 1% of our laboratory own 99% of the moon?
OCCUPY APERTURE
That isn't right…there's 1 hedgehog, and he holds 100% of the rings. Unless there's 99 hedgehogs that work for Robotnik.
I am the 1% that wants to take over the world for some reason.
yah….im staying out of this purely because the movement is still really young and we should wait then mock it…just like the 60's…damn hippies
It's all Robotnik's fault there he doesn't have as many rings. I mean, think about. There are rings lying around literally everywhere. If Sonic's the only one picking them up, then Robotnik shouldn't have any right to complain.
Sonic and Tails: Pissing off Robotnik since 1992.
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100% of Ice Types are getting crits on 99% of dragon types.
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Occupy Walrein.
I am the 1% that doesn't get this joke and it's starting to annoy
In a land where there are large metal containers of 5, 10 & 20 gold ring amounts just laying around, you should not be complaining.
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Well, he does a damn sight more than the "protesters" "occupying" St Paul's
Maybe he can design and fabricate a Big Ol' Mind control device which can at least make them do SOMETHING
Sonic is 33% of hedgehogs! There's only 3. 1% of hedgehogs would be Sonic's foot. By itself.
What the hell? ponies? in my reality?
…cool…
But he already left Green Hill. <.<
99% of people are waiting for Skyrim to come out
I am the 99%
Occupy Canterlot
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EVERYBODY'S PICKIN ON THE 1%
We have, but it's 99 problems, and it doesn't apply to this at ALL.
He's been trying to kill someone for years, try to take over the world and enslave everyone on it, and now worst yet………
He's a politician.
Shouldn't eggman be the 99%
Those robots don't pay themselves?
Maybe he's so damn rich, wherever egg man walks he leaves a trail of rings for sonic to follow?
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HATERS GONNA HATE
Celestia is the 20%.
#OccupyPonyville
Incidentally, here in the UK on November 5th (Bonefire Night, also known as Guy Fawkes Night) they are showing "V for Vendetta" on the BBC.
Topical in multiple ways. Top shelf.
Wouldn't Shadow have at least 17% or so? He collected a fair amount of rings. Same with Amy and Silver, but they weren't smart with their rings and lost them from crappy control- i mean decision and now decide to blame the 99 % for their problems!
Yo Eggman, if you had THAT big of a ring-problem, maybe you should stop, y'know, attacking me with vehicles that spew out rings like there's no tomorrow..? rel="nofollow">