Monoculus… ruining perfectly good Demoman quotes since 2011.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 3, 2011 · 12:19 PM
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Sure didn't see this one coming.
Eye see what you did there.
Wonder where the Heavy's planning to put that sandvich…
That Demoman's going into shock! Get me 10cc of adrenaline!
Here's looking at you, kid…
Relevant!
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All ya dandies prancin aboot with your Eyeballs full of heads!
I guess they caught his eye, son.
Vira-Lorr was here.
Demoman is jealous.
<img src="http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3672/viralorr.jpg">
And then the Demoman went to Alcoholics Anonymous.
Careful with that finger. You'll poke an eye out with that.
I guess this comic was pretty eye catching (screw the YEEEAAAH)
Better, as the Scout:
"I'm gonna beat on your skull 'till I hit…. uhh… *whispers to medic* … 'till I hit the optic nerve!"
…a little late there. You really ought to keep your eye on the ball.
Just wait until they start skateboarding
(yes this is a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater reference)
Eye don't want to live on this planet anymore…
Now I want a version of this where everyone is wearing a monocle.
It's all fun and games…
I'd be horrified too, if everybody was wearing my missing eyeball on their heads.
Demochris?
<img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/demochris.png">
Obligatory.
<img src=http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h416/kitsuneronin/Crisoculus.jpg>
HEAVY'S FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEE-
wait, they have an item for that…
ZE HURTING REWARDS MORE ZAN ZE HEALI-
oh… well points are credible…
I LOVE MY BAL-
…you know what nevermind.
Looks like the demo finally took a detour into …<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WdAaBeFvx78/TFcZ9SyOWLI/AAAAAAAAARU/WRrOW-uWins/s400/TwilightZone1.jpg"/>
An eye for an eye
Demo's next line:
"Eye! What just happened?"
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Just remember their weakness.
All ya dandies prancin' aboot with yer heads made of eyeballs!
Hmmm
Halloween 2012: Introducing…. HATS!…. FOR YOUR EYES!
"all ye dandies prancin' about wi' ye Hats full o' Eyeballs!!"
Eyelander will now be re-purposed into a stabbing weapon in the next patch.
How is that last panel not a "and then demoman was an eyeball"
So the scout is a spEYE?
No? I'll just go sit in the corner then.
"I hate you all so much."
Why is he so scared? Doesn't he have some extra Eyepatches on him?
Yeah, sorry. Best I could come up with. :\
Something weird occurred to me during the Monoculus event. Demoman only has one eye, yet I'd say his weapons require the most depth perception of any in the game.
He must have been abusing the Eyelander.
I hope the fact that I drew this in 2009 doesn't ruin it for anyone. Lol.
Why is the demoman so upset? Everyone has the same disability as him now. He's been fighting for years with one eye, so he should have the advantage over them from sheer experience.
The spy can't backstab efficiently anymore because he can't judge distances and will blow his cover half the time, and the scout will pull out his bat and start swinging seconds too soon.
Why mourn the loss of a catch-phrase if it's replaced with being king of a battle-field of one-eyed mercenaries?