Thank God the Minecraft universe is rendered in adorable little cubes… because in reality that place is about 100 times scarier at night!
By ghostfire, submitted by toadking07
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 31, 2011 · 12:00 PM
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Clearly, they found a way to make the Creeper even more phallic.
Oh no…
I'm gonna die…
WAIT… is that a pink sheep?
MY LIFE IS FULFILLED.
*stabs self with diamond sword.*
Oh dear. Top right.
Ghasts have figured out how to build portals.
Realistic looking creeper?
…Well those bricks aren't going to shit themselves.
i think im going to have to craft myself a clean pair of pants!
<img src="http://www.minecraft.org/img/armor3.png" />
Minecraft: Now with more Courage Wolf!
Although if anything, that creeper now looks *less* threatening than when it was blocky.
Step 1: Build a giant obsidian wall.
Step 2: Wait until dawn.
Step 3: Profit.
I'm dressed as Minecraft Steve this Halloween, and I approve of this picture.
Skeletons mounted on spiders? Shit just got real.
I'd much rather tame that wolf.
I can't wait to see what the Enderman looks like!
The enderman looks like he's going to "shoop da whoop"…
Looks like I'll be waiting until AFTER Halloween until I boot up the game again.
Dat Creeper
Well looks like i can't go outside, ever again.
Don't worry, you can use that shit in your pants for mortar!
Makes me glad I don't live there…
Screw torches, I'm building a lava moat.
That wolf does C-C-C-C-COCAINE!
Shawn, you haven't even seen the Mooshrooms yet….
Monsters coming out to steal your candy?
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This looks like a job for Hiss Redfield.
Alternatively: Looks like things-
*Shades*
Just got Real.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
…And now we know why Steve has brown pants; this is what he really sees. What we perceive as minecraft is simply a censored, mind-safe version…
That…is just terrifying…
Now they just need to add Lavender Town's theme to the soundtrack at night and they will have made me completely shit my pants.
Escape….
Save and quit….
Minecraft Forums…..
Query: SPC
Downloading….
Installing…..
*Enderman kills you before you can activate God Mode*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
Enderman is a-firin' his lazor.
I think that creeper ate the same rare candy as "Come at me bro" Wobbuffet.
I totally just shat a 64 stack.
3 Part Comment, woohoo
1. What is that ghast doing out of the nether? HAX!
2. He should just focus all of his strength on the skeleton. Take its bones. Give them to the wolf. Make wolf kill everyone else. All the while avoiding eye contact with the enderman.
3. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! ENDERMAN LOOKS AWESOME! SO AWESOME, CAPSLOCK WAS NECESSARY!
And people wonder why Minecraft doesn't get realistic graphics…
If it did, it would be the survival-horror game of the century.
…OH MY GOD…i can has mad that does this for minecraft…?
And, as the darkness envelopes the island, the harbingers of doom hunt poor, foolish Steve down, and strike him down, torturing him for his mundane mistake, as Arceus looks down on him, feeling nothing but meloncholical pity. And, as Steve prays for the bitter-sweet release of death, the Creeper explodes, incinerating him, exposing flesh, and cutting him from the world. He now looks down at his once home-sweet-home, cuddling in Arceus' grand warmth.