…You don’t know how to catch a POKéMON?

62 Comments

1. EliminatorZigma on October 27th, 2011 12:12 pm
   

   That should be a dialogue option whenever you play a new game. It certainly would make things go a lot faster.
2. LitmusRemnantal on October 27th, 2011 12:15 pm
   

   POKéMON "Realism" Mode.
3. ibbolia on October 27th, 2011 12:17 pm
   

   Ysee back in MY day, we didn't have no fancy Pokeballs! We just had the usual ones. If we were lucky, we got to have a Great Ball or an Ultra Ball. If you had a Pokemon in the Safari Ball, it's because you knew how to tackle a Tauros with your BARE HANDS. No fancy Fast Balls or Swimmy Balls. You had to be a real man to get them 151. Now you got…all them…zzzzzzzzz
4. BlurrySandwich on October 27th, 2011 12:22 pm
   

   I was always polite and told him I didn't know even though I did. Lonely old man just wants to talk with someone! And have you forgotten that he is the key to finding Missingno.? Yeah this old man gave you infinite items of your choice and you repay him with disrespect. YOU SICKEN ME
5. spplmj on October 27th, 2011 12:25 pm
   

   Shut up old man! Ive been using you to destroy the universe since 1998.
6. invadingduck on October 27th, 2011 12:25 pm
   

   Old man, I have bested gods and captured legends. I do not need to watch you catch a caterpillar.
7. TehVortex on October 27th, 2011 12:27 pm
   

   Coming from a man who was drunk on "coffee" a few moments ago.
8. Niteclaw1028 on October 27th, 2011 12:27 pm
   

   Hey lookie 'dere, it's one 'er 'dem Catpees. AMMA CITCH IT. *Throws a book, squashing the Caterpie* AH DID IT *Falls asleep*
9. Red on October 27th, 2011 12:55 pm
   

   *I look back at the old man, only to see:*
   <img src="http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/3943/130393-old_man_large.gif&quot; alt="" />
10. Hazenkain on October 27th, 2011 1:09 pm
    

    Yes I know how to catch a Pokemon old man, Are you sure you're still not mistaking me with some other trainer?
11. Immortal_Mook on October 27th, 2011 1:11 pm
    

    Yeah! I've always known how to catch Pokemon! I don't need you!
    >_>
    <_<
    *Deposits 99 Full Restores and 99 Nuggets into OLD MAN's PC*

    Thanks for everything old man.
12. Wetmang on October 27th, 2011 1:34 pm
    

    …and yet he's never used Cut on that bush.
13. AManWithACloak on October 27th, 2011 1:55 pm
    

    Worlds most useful useless old man.
    I salute thee!
14. Skrist on October 27th, 2011 2:26 pm
    

    Old men are obsolete when it comes to teaching someone how to catch pokemon.
    Always go to Gary Oak first, then you learn how to catch an Arceus with only 1 try and 1 nest ball.
15. WheelMan1337 on October 27th, 2011 2:31 pm
    

    Please. I caught Pokemon…
    *hipster shades*
    …before it was cool.
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-nope.
16. Drjolt on October 27th, 2011 3:18 pm
    

    Don't you just throw balls at small anim- Nope! It was MUCH more advanced back 'N my day!
17. Alpar on October 27th, 2011 3:24 pm
    

    Shut up old man. From what you told my illiterate 4 year old self, all I had to do was throw Pokeballs at them at the beginning of the battle without damaging them.

    NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL BE OFF DOING SO LIKE A PRO.
18. Jimmy on October 27th, 2011 3:41 pm
    

    I miss the young hottie that was there…before this douche came around…she was so polite too…gramps just needed his cup-o-joe…can't blame the geezer…

    <img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/364/d/0/Bettering_Lives_by_H0lyhandgrenade.png&quot; length="450" width="450">

    <img src="http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/006/b/e/Making_a_Stand_by_H0lyhandgrenade.png&quot; length="450" width="450">

    <img src="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/015/a/2/Note_to_Self_by_H0lyhandgrenade.png"length="450&quot; width="450">
19. LittleBigKid200 on October 27th, 2011 4:09 pm
    

    The old man is even more annoying in Ponymon because he FREEZES THE GODD**N GAME.
20. PortalMan118 on October 27th, 2011 5:43 pm
    

    Now first you have to fight this catapillar to capture it.

    "But i don't want it."

    WHAT CAN BE BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING CATAPILLAR!!!!!?????

    *Pulls out level 99 Mewtwo*
21. PortalMan118 on October 27th, 2011 6:54 pm
    

    *Hacks game*

    *Puts missingco. in there*
22. pokemon_girl on October 27th, 2011 8:48 pm
    

    Why y make fun of old man who forgot he's in a remake
    and old man who forgets ur gender
    and his grandson's name
    and old man who loses teeth
    …
    so many F*** old people XD
23. Kittari on October 27th, 2011 10:38 pm
    

    Old Man: You don't know how to-

    Me: *waves hand* You know how to catch a pokemon.

    Old Man: You know how to catch a pokemon…

    Me: *waves hand* Go on.

    Old Man: Go on…

    Me: hmm… *waves hand* I will block off the only route out of this town by being in the way. *walks away*

    Old Man: *Gets on the ground*
24. CriticalQuit on October 28th, 2011 1:14 am
    

    Note to Game Freak:

    In future games, have this option at the beginning of the game:

    Have you played a pokemon game before?

    And if they choose yes, turn all the samey tutorials off. only put tutorials for new things.

    If you do this, your fan base will love your forever.

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