Creepers have far more involved lives after work hours than I ever would have considered.
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HHHONEY, I’M HOME!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2011 · 11:30 PM

(153 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5)

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GameboyPATH on October 26th, 2011 11:33 pm

Huh. I must have stepped into a strange parallel universe where creepers sustain random syllables that aren't S. How quaint.
Randomexplosions on October 26th, 2011 11:33 pm

*insert witty minecraft/creeper joke here*
Wetmang on October 26th, 2011 11:37 pm

how does one huge green cock fuck another huge green cock?
Dash12345678 on October 26th, 2011 11:37 pm

Obligatory.

<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/halolz-dot-com-minecraft-creeper-monster.jpg">
Uzumakiclan43 on October 26th, 2011 11:38 pm

Wait, a Creeper showing more than one emotion? Sssomeone call Keannu Reeves, 'cause, if what I'm thinking's true, that creeper's newly discovered expressions are gonna blow right up in its face!
MoG on October 26th, 2011 11:38 pm

Poor guy, i heard his wife was da bomb…
ProfessorLuigi on October 26th, 2011 11:39 pm

Thereafter, a discovery was made of a silent killer that comes in the night, taking the lives of innocent people with an incredibly sharp club.
The peach skined creature was henceforth deemed "The Creeper".

This presentation was brought to you by the historic society to the green folk.
Funkalicous on October 26th, 2011 11:41 pm

Poor guy… hasn't he sulphured enough?
Ovahdrive on October 26th, 2011 11:51 pm

Holy crap! Minecraft with hats!
spplmj on October 27th, 2011 12:01 am

<img src="http://curezone.com/upload/Members/new03/Evil_Monkey_301.gif" alt="" width="333" height="300" />Poor creeper I guess he and the monkey rel="nofollow">are not so different.
KungFuDeli on October 27th, 2011 12:08 am

Poor Mr. Astley
Chonen on October 27th, 2011 12:41 am

Wait, never played Minecraft, is that grey floating thing what is left when you kill a creeper?
PortalMan118 on October 27th, 2011 12:41 am

*Southern drawl* We don't take to kindly to giant green penises around these parts. *Spits*
fmarulz on October 27th, 2011 12:42 am

don´t be sad man
she was cheating on you, she was always running after the first man that got in front of her.
sonicsmash2 on October 27th, 2011 3:38 am

dont worry just get another 4 of those and 4 sand blocks, combine them and you got your wifes brain back, all you need is a body……
dope92 on October 27th, 2011 3:52 am

many must die for the human race to survive
Kittari on October 27th, 2011 3:55 am

10 pounds of sulphur, 8 grams of sand, 8.5 pounds of dead leaves, and a cup of flour added to the mix are the basic ingredients for a creeper's body. The soul is another matter…That creeper doesn't have anything to offer equivalent in value to the "soul" of his wife.
Deep Thought on October 27th, 2011 10:02 am

I am vengeance… I am the night

I AM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude234543 on October 27th, 2011 10:18 am

Wait…why didn't he take the gunpowder!? :o
Seanhl on October 27th, 2011 10:32 am

technically it's "Steve?" (not joking here)
Ice_Cold_Water on October 27th, 2011 10:57 am

Do the creep! Do the creep! Aaahh!
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Drjolt on October 27th, 2011 3:07 pm

I feel sad for him. If i was a creeper and stepped on the gunpowder remains of my creeper wife, i would get so mad that i would explode next to anyone i see!
DiamyoAlex on October 27th, 2011 4:09 pm

He then swore his life to eliminating humans as the terrifying vigilante; Creepunisher!