IN SOVIET RUSSIA…

65 Comments

1. TheFancyPants on October 21st, 2011 2:20 pm
   

   And still his teammates just stand there.
   Some things never change.
2. Skrist on October 21st, 2011 2:21 pm
   

   Ellis is the only one that has the skill to ride a jockey. He loves horses after all.
3. Shatman on October 21st, 2011 3:03 pm
   

   In Soviet Russia, Courage Kratos is funny!
4. BasketGT on October 21st, 2011 3:09 pm
   

   They see me rollin'…
5. Sir_Nox on October 21st, 2011 3:09 pm
   

   <img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/9a48q1.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
6. Caelun_Niveus on October 21st, 2011 3:24 pm
   

   I agree with Shawn, that ain't right.

   The Jockey should be mechanical, and require quarters to ride.
7. Doctor Rover on October 21st, 2011 3:25 pm
   

   Come Comrades! Our Adversaries await!
8. Vlauer on October 21st, 2011 3:34 pm
   

   In Soviet Russian, terrible puns laugh at YOU!
9. LitmusRemnantal on October 21st, 2011 3:39 pm
   

   Does that mean in Soviet Russia, teammates want to hear Ellis' stories?
10. MC Ninja on October 21st, 2011 4:02 pm
    

    Ellis: This reminds me of the time my buddy Keith…..

    actually, I don't have a story for this.
11. RespectfulGlove on October 21st, 2011 4:10 pm
    

    In Soviet Russia, still no zombie is safe from Chicago Ted.
12. Ice_Cold_Water on October 21st, 2011 4:31 pm
    

    <img src=http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/2/129173297518122390.jpg>
13. Vosur on October 21st, 2011 4:38 pm
    

    http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/d/df/Engineer_battlec… http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/c/cf/Engineer_cheers0…
14. Vosur on October 21st, 2011 4:39 pm
    

    Giddy-up!. Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaah kayo!
15. Ovahdrive on October 21st, 2011 4:44 pm
    

    For a second I thought he was riding a giant head crab.
16. ChemicalKirby on October 21st, 2011 4:57 pm
    

    I want to play alot of games in Russia.
17. ProfessorLuigi on October 21st, 2011 4:58 pm
    

    In soviet russia, Funny pictures post halolz.
18. Alpar on October 21st, 2011 5:19 pm
    

    Coach.
19. Drjolt on October 21st, 2011 5:26 pm
    

    So it's fine for a jockey to ride a person but a person not ride a jockey! That's racism!- Wait no.
20. Alpar on October 21st, 2011 5:37 pm
    

    In Soviet Russia, you ride Jockey.

    In Soviet Russia, you barf on Boomer.

    In Soviet Russia, you are the witch!

    In Soviet Russia-
    …wait… why is this sounding so familiar… http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/…

    oh yeah.
21. HughbertEsq on October 21st, 2011 5:39 pm
    

    In Soviet WergBerg
    Puppy Charges YOUUUUUU!
22. BTSnoogans on October 21st, 2011 5:42 pm
    

    Hmmm… A jockey jockey? We need to go deeper.
23. DTurboKiller on October 21st, 2011 6:51 pm
    

    Yeah Coach, you're gonna lose that bet, they're gonna catch that football you threw at the chocolate helicopter! Jockeys ARE big fans, you know.
24. PortalMan118 on October 21st, 2011 6:53 pm
    

    So….. I see you like Riding Jockeys, so you put a Jockey on your Jockey so you can ride while you ride.
25. TheInsaneWombat on October 21st, 2011 7:18 pm
    

    In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You!
26. Dr.Panda on October 21st, 2011 7:42 pm
    

    In Soviet Russia people still hate Rochelle.
27. LiquidMountain on October 21st, 2011 9:01 pm
    

    Somebody say jockey?
    <img src='http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2328/19prereleasespiderjocke.png&#039; border='0'/>
    I guess not that kind.
28. Sid_Diddly on October 21st, 2011 11:08 pm
    

    [A reading from unused Ellis Stories.]

    Man I love Russia, I really do!

    This one time my buddy Keith and I we went to Russia. Something about having this strong desire see "Wack-off Smirnoff"… Don't know why he had to go to all the way to Russia for that. I mean, I'm not into that sort of thing, but I heard the homeless guys behind the YMCA will do anything for money…

    While we were there though we met this girl. We kept asking her name but all she would say is "I vanna" or some shit; I mean we kept saying, "You vanna what?" and she kept going, "No, I vanna!" Never figured out what she "vanted" to do…
29. dope92 on October 21st, 2011 11:51 pm
    

    is yakov smirnoff dead?

    hope not
30. Shady Kitsune on October 22nd, 2011 12:45 am
    

    Ellis, that's not a horse…

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