And that’s why God of War games could never be ported to the Wii.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 18, 2011 · 1:02 AM |
Categories: Accessories, Artistic, Bad Ideas, Cray-Z Crossovers, Failure, God of War, Nintendo, Off Duty, Rage Enducing, Sequential Art, Smashy Smashy, Sony, Uncategorized, Wii · Leave a comment () 71 Comments |
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Ares gets bothered for every little thing these days.
A good kratlolz picture?
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I guess being a God also gives you a special modded Wii that uses dual wii remote action without nun-chucks.
you fell into this one shawn…
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ahh the kratlolz will never die
So thats how you play Wii bowling.
To play GoW on the Wii, you need to attach the Wii motes to your wrists with chains. Because EVERYTHING has to be on chains.
Extended warranty's and bullet proof glass. Problem solved. We're done here.
-Cave Johnson
I read the instruction manual!
It did not have a warning picture about this at all!
He's using two wii-motes, but Bowling only requires one at a time.
Clearly He's actually playing a SECOND game offscreen…
someone playing a wii that is surprising
Courage Kratos, courage….
I guess he's just gonna have to play over at Trunks' place now…..
I want a Spartawision TV set.
If this were a video it would be called "Angry Spartan Kid loses at Wii Sports".
Also, I get all my electronics from ancient Greece. Korea and Japan are too mainstream. /hipster NekoKnight
It would have been more tragic if they went through his wife and child.
After what Kratos did to Halolz, he deserved that.
I can't say I've tried using my Wiimote as a literal nunckuck while playing Wii Bowling. I wonder what my strike ratio would be?
"God of Warioware"
It's people like him which is why they put health and safety messages everywhere. When booting up the wii or booting up a game, we're plagued by unskippable warning messages for swing happy idiots who don't realise where their precariously placed plant pot is.
God dammit, Kartos.
Good to see Kratos has finally overcome his dark courageous past…
You know, with how much Kratos was swinging the Wii remotes around, he could have been the first person to ever hit a Mii standing behind him with the bowling ball.
I was expecting them to go flying off and hit his family.
Oh shoot. Halolz comments broke for me again.
If you can guess who I am, I’ll give you a cookie.
Dont feel bad, you might have 2 holes in the screen but hey! the game is still playing!
Who the hell plays Wii Sports Bowling with 2 Wiimotes and such Moves?
The link sends us right back here… UNLESS YOU FOUND THIS POST'S IDENTICAL TWIN!
The minions of Hades could not beat my High-score at Wii Bowling!
Kratos is, in fact, a dumbass: Athena was the one who broke his wiimote straps, not Ares.
Kratos: Athena!!! You conspire against me!!???
Athena (wearing a "trollface" mask): PROBLEM?
Kratos: You will suffer for this!!!
i swear i almost did what he did in wii bowling with only one wii mote
Nice buck teeth, Kratos. Maybe we should start calling you the Beaver of War.