GOD OF WII

71 Comments

1. VaultLegend on October 18th, 2011 1:06 am
   

   Ares gets bothered for every little thing these days.
2. MeatyMcSausage on October 18th, 2011 1:16 am
   

   A good kratlolz picture?
   <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/138/246/tumblr_lltzgnHi5F1qzib3wo1_400.jpg?1308706844"/&gt;
3. Vizardvalor on October 18th, 2011 1:19 am
   

   I guess being a God also gives you a special modded Wii that uses dual wii remote action without nun-chucks.
4. dope92 on October 18th, 2011 1:19 am
   

   you fell into this one shawn…

   <img src="http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10707340.jpg"&gt;

   ahh the kratlolz will never die
5. user500 on October 18th, 2011 1:21 am
   

   So thats how you play Wii bowling.
6. CriticalQuit on October 18th, 2011 1:35 am
   

   To play GoW on the Wii, you need to attach the Wii motes to your wrists with chains. Because EVERYTHING has to be on chains.
7. shadow649 on October 18th, 2011 1:44 am
   

   Extended warranty's and bullet proof glass. Problem solved. We're done here.
   -Cave Johnson
8. Nick Soapdish on October 18th, 2011 1:45 am
   

   I read the instruction manual!
   It did not have a warning picture about this at all!
9. ibbolia on October 18th, 2011 1:47 am
   

   He's using two wii-motes, but Bowling only requires one at a time.
   Clearly He's actually playing a SECOND game offscreen…
10. The_AntiVillain on October 18th, 2011 1:50 am
    

    someone playing a wii that is surprising
11. Wetmang on October 18th, 2011 1:53 am
    

    Courage Kratos, courage….
12. Rocker23220 on October 18th, 2011 1:56 am
    

    I guess he's just gonna have to play over at Trunks' place now…..
13. LiquidMountain on October 18th, 2011 1:58 am
    

    I want a Spartawision TV set.
14. NekoKnight on October 18th, 2011 2:10 am
    

    If this were a video it would be called "Angry Spartan Kid loses at Wii Sports".

    Also, I get all my electronics from ancient Greece. Korea and Japan are too mainstream. /hipster NekoKnight
15. JboneDRS on October 18th, 2011 2:37 am
    

    It would have been more tragic if they went through his wife and child.
16. BasketGT on October 18th, 2011 3:08 am
    

    After what Kratos did to Halolz, he deserved that.
17. Totema on October 18th, 2011 3:11 am
    

    I can't say I've tried using my Wiimote as a literal nunckuck while playing Wii Bowling. I wonder what my strike ratio would be?
18. Vabolo on October 18th, 2011 7:52 am
    

    "God of Warioware"
19. TehVortex on October 18th, 2011 8:45 am
    

    It's people like him which is why they put health and safety messages everywhere. When booting up the wii or booting up a game, we're plagued by unskippable warning messages for swing happy idiots who don't realise where their precariously placed plant pot is.

    God dammit, Kartos.
20. Jeevas on October 18th, 2011 8:52 am
    

    Good to see Kratos has finally overcome his dark courageous past…
21. AuraBlaze on October 18th, 2011 8:55 am
    

    You know, with how much Kratos was swinging the Wii remotes around, he could have been the first person to ever hit a Mii standing behind him with the bowling ball.
22. Ice on October 18th, 2011 9:32 am
    

    I was expecting them to go flying off and hit his family.
23. WAFFLERMAN on October 18th, 2011 9:33 am
    

    Oh shoot. Halolz comments broke for me again.

    If you can guess who I am, I’ll give you a cookie.
24. sonicsmash2 on October 18th, 2011 9:40 am
    

    Dont feel bad, you might have 2 holes in the screen but hey! the game is still playing!
25. L3re7z on October 18th, 2011 10:03 am
    

    Who the hell plays Wii Sports Bowling with 2 Wiimotes and such Moves?
26. AuraBlaze on October 18th, 2011 11:25 am
    

    The link sends us right back here… UNLESS YOU FOUND THIS POST'S IDENTICAL TWIN!
27. DiamyoAlex on October 18th, 2011 5:49 pm
    

    The minions of Hades could not beat my High-score at Wii Bowling!
28. Halcreix on October 18th, 2011 7:55 pm
    

    Kratos is, in fact, a dumbass: Athena was the one who broke his wiimote straps, not Ares.

    Kratos: Athena!!! You conspire against me!!???
    Athena (wearing a "trollface" mask): PROBLEM?
    Kratos: You will suffer for this!!!
29. bananastheleech on October 20th, 2011 11:24 pm
    

    i swear i almost did what he did in wii bowling with only one wii mote
30. SaintRCat on October 20th, 2011 11:35 pm
    

    Nice buck teeth, Kratos. Maybe we should start calling you the Beaver of War.

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