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*sigh* Yes mom, I caught all my Pikachus.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 13, 2011 · 11:41 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (194 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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Aliens, Chrono Trigger, Contra, Depressing, Failure, Gameboy, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Metroid, Nintendo, Playstation, Pokémon, Retro, SNES, Square Enix, Stealth Espionage, The Legend of Zelda, Video Clips

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22 replies · active 704 weeks ago
Red" "My name is Red, mom. You know what, fuck this, I'm gonna go stand on a mountain for the next three years."

Mom: "Oh, I bet you'll see all sorts of new Pikachu's up there."
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13 replies · active 704 weeks ago
If Link was Zelda, then this wouldn't work very well:
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6 replies · active 704 weeks ago
Pokemon is a pretty cool guy. Eh captures pikachus and doesn't afraid of anything.
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4 replies · active 704 weeks ago
That Metroid guy sure is a ruthless, manly bounty hunter. He reminds me of that Halo fella.
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5 replies · active 704 weeks ago
Zelda is a pretty cool guy, he fights monsters and doesn't afraid of anything!

Also!!!

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9 replies · active 701 weeks ago
Assbutt Trigger.

...that sounds wrong somehow.
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3 replies · active 704 weeks ago
Oh, you kids and your Marios. Adventure Mario, Space Mario, Soldier Mario, Secret Agent Mario...

Oh, that reminds me, I just picked you up a copy of Pikachu Mario!
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2 replies · active 704 weeks ago
G-man: Rise and shine, Mr.Half-Life. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Half-Life. Wake up and smell the ashes.
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1 reply · active 704 weeks ago
Every Nintendo Character according to my mom: Smash Brother
Every Playstation Character according to my mom: Clank and Daxter
Every Xbox Character according to my mom: Halo
Every Computer game character according to my mom: Warcraft Elf
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6 replies · active 704 weeks ago
Man, I had the hardest time figuring out why a guy was named zelda when I was little.
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GlaDos: Well, well, well, if isn't you. You don't think I don't know your name, Do you? Well, you're about to hear it for the last time, Portal.
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2 replies · active 704 weeks ago
I always have mistaken identity problems, like I'm sure everybody else does.
Like the other day a policeman pulled me over! And I was all like, "I'm sure she was a 36 year old woman and not a 14 year old girl!" and then I was all like "the reason I paid her $50 and she was removing my trousers was because I was sure she was an accomplished tailor at amending pants". Happens to everyone right?

*note: I am legally obliged to inform you I am a registered sex offender. All because of crazy mistaken identity.
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1 reply · active 704 weeks ago
Maya: HEY NICK!

Phoenix Wright: but..... my name is part of the title.......
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1 reply · active 704 weeks ago
The "Legend of Link" would sound better regardless.
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2 replies · active 704 weeks ago
Oh shit! Everyone run! Ninja Gaiden's coming to fuck your shit up!
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I Nostalgia'd.
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My parents used to call them Pokémans...took forever for them to get it right...

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WAIT

There's only 5 characters in the Chrono Trigger naming system!
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2 replies · active 704 weeks ago
For all you on the Halolz server... My name is pronounced "Splemj" not "A random bunch of consonants".
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8 replies · active 704 weeks ago
OBJECTION

How is it that link can talk and Chrono cant?

(Speaking of objections..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZBXsZi3g88 <---- OFFICIAL Phoenix Wright Trailer for UMvC3... That lvl 3 ultra is soooo sexy)
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13 replies · active 701 weeks ago
Til this day my mom still thinks Yu-gi-Oh cards are called Yogi bear cards -__- .
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2 replies · active 704 weeks ago
Every anime to a person who isn't a huge anime fan: Dragon Ball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Pikachu.

Every anime for us otaku that want to relive some nostalgia: Dragon Ball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Pikachu.
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I wonder if anyone mistakes the character in my userpic with the character from the movie?
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22 replies · active 704 weeks ago
*Skimming through the comments*
*Can't believe this hasn't been said yet*

What if Zelda was a girl?
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1 reply · active 704 weeks ago
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4 replies · active 704 weeks ago
I once saw a description of Parasite Eve that claimed you were playing as Eve and fighting parasitic monsters that turned people into shuffling zombies.
For those not familiar with the game, Eve is the main villain who controls mitochondria (the 90s and science...) to do stuff like horribly mutate someone or set people on fire, but I don't think I ever saw zombies.
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5 replies · active 704 weeks ago
Just be glad your rival didn't tell your grandpa with memory problems that your name was Douche.
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see if you can guess why I chose the name Blurry Sandwich! go ahead, guess!
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2 replies · active 704 weeks ago
Assbutt's a cool dude. He has a retarded name and doesn't afraid of anything.
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"Hey! I know him! What's his name? Oh! That's right, it's Star Fox!"

"...Fox. His name is just Fox."

"No it's not! Are you stupid?"
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4 replies · active 671 weeks ago
Man, I invade enemy territory, kill tons of commies, rescue hostages, and prevent world calamity, and people STILL refer to me as "Carl on Duty?"

Fuck this, I'm out.
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You! Floating brain thing...
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