*sigh* Yes mom, I caught all my Pikachus.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 13, 2011 · 11:41 AM
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Categories: Aliens, Chrono Trigger, Contra, Depressing, Failure, Gameboy, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Metroid, Nintendo, Playstation, Pokémon, Retro, SNES, Square Enix, Stealth Espionage, The Legend of Zelda, Video Clips · Leave a comment (181 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
You! Floating brain thing…
For all you on the Halolz server… My name is pronounced "Splemj" not "A random bunch of consonants".
The "Legend of Link" would sound better regardless.
Zelda is a pretty cool guy, he fights monsters and doesn't afraid of anything!
Also!!!
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Pokemon is a pretty cool guy. Eh captures pikachus and doesn't afraid of anything.
Red" "My name is Red, mom. You know what, fuck this, I'm gonna go stand on a mountain for the next three years."
Mom: "Oh, I bet you'll see all sorts of new Pikachu's up there."
Man, I had the hardest time figuring out why a guy was named zelda when I was little.
I wonder if anyone mistakes the character in my userpic with the character from the movie?
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Assbutt Trigger.
…that sounds wrong somehow.
I always have mistaken identity problems, like I'm sure everybody else does.
Like the other day a policeman pulled me over! And I was all like, "I'm sure she was a 36 year old woman and not a 14 year old girl!" and then I was all like "the reason I paid her $50 and she was removing my trousers was because I was sure she was an accomplished tailor at amending pants". Happens to everyone right?
*note: I am legally obliged to inform you I am a registered sex offender. All because of crazy mistaken identity.
G-man: Rise and shine, Mr.Half-Life. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Half-Life. Wake up and smell the ashes.
see if you can guess why I chose the name Blurry Sandwich! go ahead, guess!
That Metroid guy sure is a ruthless, manly bounty hunter. He reminds me of that Halo fella.
Man, I invade enemy territory, kill tons of commies, rescue hostages, and prevent world calamity, and people STILL refer to me as "Carl on Duty?"
Fuck this, I'm out.
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Just be glad your rival didn't tell your grandpa with memory problems that your name was Douche.
OBJECTION
How is it that link can talk and Chrono cant?
(Speaking of objections….. rel="nofollow"> <—- OFFICIAL Phoenix Wright Trailer for UMvC3… That lvl 3 ultra is soooo sexy)
If Link was Zelda, then this wouldn't work very well:
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I once saw a description of Parasite Eve that claimed you were playing as Eve and fighting parasitic monsters that turned people into shuffling zombies.
For those not familiar with the game, Eve is the main villain who controls mitochondria (the 90s and science…) to do stuff like horribly mutate someone or set people on fire, but I don't think I ever saw zombies.
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Oh, you kids and your Marios. Adventure Mario, Space Mario, Soldier Mario, Secret Agent Mario…
Oh, that reminds me, I just picked you up a copy of Pikachu Mario!
I Nostalgia'd.
Every Nintendo Character according to my mom: Smash Brother
Every Playstation Character according to my mom: Clank and Daxter
Every Xbox Character according to my mom: Halo
Every Computer game character according to my mom: Warcraft Elf
According to your average gaming moron, his name is actually "That one stupid kiddy rehash weeaboo emo anime character guy you always play as".
Assbutt's a cool dude. He has a retarded name and doesn't afraid of anything.
GlaDos: Well, well, well, if isn't you. You don't think I don't know your name, Do you? Well, you're about to hear it for the last time, Portal.
WAIT
There's only 5 characters in the Chrono Trigger naming system!
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Oh shit! Everyone run! Ninja Gaiden's coming to fuck your shit up!
Every anime to a person who isn't a huge anime fan: Dragon Ball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Pikachu.
Every anime for us otaku that want to relive some nostalgia: Dragon Ball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Pikachu.
Maya: HEY NICK!
Phoenix Wright: but….. my name is part of the title…….
My parents used to call them Pokémans…took forever for them to get it right…
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Til this day my mom still thinks Yu-gi-Oh cards are called Yogi bear cards -__- .
*Skimming through the comments*
*Can't believe this hasn't been said yet*
What if Zelda was a girl?
"Hey! I know him! What's his name? Oh! That's right, it's Star Fox!"
"…Fox. His name is just Fox."
"No it's not! Are you stupid?"