He’s the Professor Oak of the galaxy! Wait, why can no one tell my gender? What is wrong with meeeee
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 12, 2011 · 1:01 AM

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deleted1502059 98p · 707 weeks ago

There's a time and space for everything, but not right now.

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GazzyW007 94p · 707 weeks ago

Aw man. That pun was out of this world.

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VT_Juju_Man 115p · 707 weeks ago

Young lady! I am an expert on humans, now pick a mouth, open it and say "Bluduhthuthududuh"

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2 replies · active 707 weeks ago

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Terpsichore 80p · 707 weeks ago

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT

Get out

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TheInsaneWombat 90p · 707 weeks ago

*whispers* "He wears sandals."

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Lordshadow 97p · 707 weeks ago

Step 1) Take an unfunny picture
Step 2) Take a phrase from a game of a completely different genre
Step 3) Mash them together haphazardly
Step 4) ?????
Step 5) Courage Kratos

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2 replies · active 707 weeks ago

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Aura 86p · 707 weeks ago

Of course step 5 had to be Courage Kratos. Because the only person who profits from such a step-by-step process is the one who does not end up butthurt (read Shawn).

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 707 weeks ago

Courage Kratos= Profit?

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invadingduck 96p · 707 weeks ago

Try to use a space bike indoors. I dare you.

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3 replies · active 707 weeks ago

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JboneDRS 70p · 707 weeks ago

http://phuzzycomics.monicaray.com/comics/2011-08-...

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TheArrived 83p · 707 weeks ago

Can't, lost my space helmet.

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Happy_Crazy 112p · 707 weeks ago

I will also come when you beat the Elite Four.
Not in that way you dirty...well whatever gender you are...

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SolidScientist 101p · 707 weeks ago

I feel there's only one proper way to respond to this submission.

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Ex_Why_Too 77p · 707 weeks ago

His grandson's name must be Shitballz

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4 replies · active 707 weeks ago

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smashpro1 94p · 707 weeks ago

Do salarians live long enough to see their grandchildren?

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Lord of Chaos 81p · 707 weeks ago

Or Douche.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 707 weeks ago

Or Dicks.

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Spencer 119p · 707 weeks ago

Or something else horridly immature.

Like Gary!

...wait...

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UndeadLex 120p · 707 weeks ago

This is Commander BUTTS, and this is my favorite bar on the Citadel.

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redroverone 87p · 707 weeks ago

He's only asking because he's a romance option.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 707 weeks ago

This is how I tell the difference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31b_70kzfwQ&fe...

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Marzen 101p · 707 weeks ago

Who's this random guy? He needs to be fuckin' MORDIN before I listen to his professor-themed questions!

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Cloak 93p · 707 weeks ago

Well, taking off that +5 heavy armor of gender obscuring might help.

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smashpro1 94p · 707 weeks ago

It is easy to tell Shep's gender. Just check if the armor has breasts.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 707 weeks ago

Or just check to see if the armor protects anything besides breasts. First rule of video game heroines. All the armor needs to cover is the breasts. Everything else is not important enough to protect.

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vash_ts 88p · 707 weeks ago

two words: SAMUS ARAN
and dont tell me that is because she is not hot... because she is...

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 707 weeks ago

Yes, she is hot. But Nintendo wanted to keep her gender a surprise. And what a surprise it was.

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DrSexington 78p · 707 weeks ago

Breasts and vagina would more appropriate (dunno if that's spelt right)

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Spencer 119p · 707 weeks ago

Nope, you spelled it right.

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Trainer_Black 92p · 707 weeks ago

If shep has a helmet on he probably can't tell it's a girl because she sounds so pissed off for no reason.

Actually now that I think about it, it'd probably be more logical if we asked what gender the Salarian was.

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Cloak 93p · 707 weeks ago

+5. Heavy Armor. Of Gender Obscuring.
It's magic obscuring.

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Deep Thought 105p · 707 weeks ago

Shawn, I know you're trying to impress us, but if it's not that funny, don't submit it.

Instead, try something like this

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DiamyoAlex 92p · 707 weeks ago

I'm an Asari, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

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CakeBard 88p · 707 weeks ago

Oh hey! My NC7 files are corrupt! Time for emergency reconstruction of the files telling my gender, past, and profession!

Oh hey! I burnt up into a gooey paste while going through a planets atmosphere and I've been rebuilt by some pro-human organization! Time to rebuild my face, gender, AND files again!!!

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 707 weeks ago

Has anyone remember seeing this submission on halolz should post this thread on January this year?

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Terrorrayne 62p · 707 weeks ago

This information is useful to figure out what you'll be buried in....or for the type of cake you'll get if successful....

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Ex_Why_Too on October 12th, 2011 1:09 am

His grandson's name must be Shitballz
AManWithACloak on October 12th, 2011 1:13 am

Well, taking off that +5 heavy armor of gender obscuring might help.
CakeBard on October 12th, 2011 1:13 am

Oh hey! My NC7 files are corrupt! Time for emergency reconstruction of the files telling my gender, past, and profession!

Oh hey! I burnt up into a gooey paste while going through a planets atmosphere and I've been rebuilt by some pro-human organization! Time to rebuild my face, gender, AND files again!!!
Terrorrayne on October 12th, 2011 1:19 am

This information is useful to figure out what you'll be buried in….or for the type of cake you'll get if successful….
UndeadLex on October 12th, 2011 1:21 am

This is Commander BUTTS, and this is my favorite bar on the Citadel.
invadingduck on October 12th, 2011 1:25 am

Try to use a space bike indoors. I dare you.
Vatonnage on October 12th, 2011 1:37 am

There's a time and space for everything, but not right now.
VT_Juju_Man on October 12th, 2011 2:00 am

<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le428uBCNR1qdh0kpo1_400.jpg">

Young lady! I am an expert on humans, now pick a mouth, open it and say "Bluduhthuthududuh"
Lordshadow on October 12th, 2011 2:01 am

Step 1) Take an unfunny picture
Step 2) Take a phrase from a game of a completely different genre
Step 3) Mash them together haphazardly
Step 4) ?????
Step 5) Courage Kratos
Nick Soapdish on October 12th, 2011 2:32 am

This is how I tell the difference: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
SolidScientist on October 12th, 2011 2:43 am

I feel there's only one proper way to respond to this submission.

<img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/182/f/9/Facepalm_by_Narcrotic.jpg">
redroverone on October 12th, 2011 6:40 am

He's only asking because he's a romance option.
vash_ts on October 12th, 2011 8:26 am

again: SAMUS ARAN
Deep Thought on October 12th, 2011 8:40 am

Shawn, I know you're trying to impress us, but if it's not that funny, don't submit it.

Instead, try something rel="nofollow">like this
Marzen on October 12th, 2011 9:02 am

Who's this random guy? He needs to be fuckin' MORDIN before I listen to his professor-themed questions!
MasterLuigi452 on October 12th, 2011 1:55 pm

Has anyone remember seeing this submission on halolz should post this thread on January this year?
DiamyoAlex on October 12th, 2011 5:00 pm

I'm an Asari, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!