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In non-Steam game Masturbating

If only there was some kind of multiplayer mode…
By Dick Pound

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 9, 2011 · 12:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (229 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Apple, Chillaxin', PC, Valve Software

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I tired masturbating once, but my ping was too low.
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4 replies · active 705 weeks ago
I'm gonna take that as a coincidence that "Dick Pound" submitted this......
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11 replies · active 705 weeks ago
Is there a multiplayer for that game? You betcha!

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1 reply · active 705 weeks ago
Im pretty sure Legue of Legends is a Multiplayer game...
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14 replies · active 705 weeks ago
Looks like he's training to be a Baiting Master.
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10 replies · active 705 weeks ago
It's always nice to see steam friends playing a variety of games.

That is, until some people think they're clever by renaming files and exploiting it to spam messages to everyone on their friends list... Constantly covering essential HUD... Always running out of metal and ammo without me knowing... GETTINGMEFRAGGEDBYTHATONESOLDIEREVERYTIMEANDIFUCKINGSWEARI'MGOINGTO--
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2 replies · active 705 weeks ago
I heard it's the hardest game ever....
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1 reply · active 705 weeks ago
I sure hope there are some achievements for that game, other than the "Forever Alone" achievement...
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3 replies · active 705 weeks ago
TROLL IN THE BASE!



PLUS ONE IN ACIDITY FOR ALL!
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3 replies · active 705 weeks ago
The gameplay for the game is really fun and addicting, you'll be playing almost everyday
But I hear the Multiplayer version is really awkward at first, but once you get a good grip on it, and everyone get in their comfort zone its really fun.....be warn, that if you play Bukkake mode you may randomly be selected to be the target

Off-Topic: This was posted on my birthday!
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8 replies · active 705 weeks ago
Good thing it isn't a Steam game. I figure it would be hard to wax your carrot if it's wearing a Towering Pillar of Hats that is lit with green fire.
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1 reply · active 705 weeks ago
Let the following joke be an expression of how much I would like these jokes to end.

Dick Pound 4: Pound No More.
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3 replies · active 705 weeks ago
Ho, believe a-me Shawn trying Multiplayer can be VERY awkward most of the time, particularly with friends, isn't that right Chris?
"...yes..."
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Multiplayer could be awkward.
"So, are we going to do this back to back or what?"
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i play that co-op all the time with the nurse. and who can forget sweaty balls or hard yiff, last years two biggest competitors for goty awards
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Oh god, I just thought of a OP joke...
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1 reply · active 705 weeks ago
Wait...
Why would you play multiplayer in League of Legends? It's all about you winning.
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You know what the sad thing is? He probably paid for that game...poor bastard.
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Reminds me of the motivational made by the WoWRadio community for EvE....One of our players was AFK mining, and he had media player integration on (his claims his bro turned it on and didn't tell him) so when we looked in vent we saw "(Guys Name) - "Raven Riley A**l ****" (Pretty sure you can figure out what that means. Trying to keep it somewhat family friendly :P)
Motivational was a screen cap of that, saying "EvE....Not just an AFK game..." Or something to that effect...Been tryin to find it on my PC for awhile now...The Pic I mean....
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Masturbating 2 will have Multiplayer, Its called Circle-Jerk mode.
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Achievement unlocked!
Use an entire toilet paper roll in 2 days.
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I like how easy it is to read the names despite them being blurred out.
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MostDefinitelyNotASpiceAndWolfFan · 701 weeks ago

I like how the image for it is a picture of Holo/Horo/whatever
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