Behold, the first opponent to ever withstand and defeat a falcon punch! Has the Captain finally met his match?
By Bryan Lacie [KakuJomics], submitted by Vatonnage
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 30, 2011 · 12:03 PM
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Objection!
In the second panel, Captain Falcon has already initiated his punch at the same time time the Pokeball appeared on the stage. It would take just one second from the time the Captain readies his punch as depicted to unleash his fiery wallop upon Kirby. One second is far too small of a time frame for the Pokeball to fall from it's position, hit Kirby, open up, and unleash Wobbuffet onto the stage.
I estimate it would take 2 to 3 seconds minimum for events to unfold as depicted, whereupon Kirby would be but a speck on the horizon.
Conclusion?
That's not the real Captain Falcon.
GET MAD WOBBUFFET.
Last panel…why is Wobbuffet so…excited?
There's something that puts me off in that last panel. It might be the Wobueffet's lower half but it could also be the fact that a Falcon Punch should never lose.
Wobbuffet, only creature in the universe that can survive a Falcon Punch…
Hit over over 9000!
So this is what Wobbuffet did before he joined Team Musclemon.
This comic is fake. No one, NO ONE, takes a Falcon Punch™ and lives to tell the tale.
However you could say Wobbuffet….showed him the moves…
…..yeeeeeaaaah…
Later that night Wobbuffet suddenly dies of an aneurysm brought about by severe mental trauma….No one survives a Falcon Punch.
FALCON………..fuck.
But who threw the pokeball?
Dear god, that Wobbuffet's eyebrows even have muscles!
*ahem* The Falco-oon Pawnch is not to be confused with the Falcon Punch. The Falco-onn Pawnch is a move that was first introduced against Falco when he first fought Captain Falcon. After the Captain utterly defeated Falco he nicknamed this move using his opponent's name and continued to use it against aerial enemies. (The "-oon" portion was added as that was the sound Falco had made after he recovered from a three week coma) As Kirby does often tend to float in battle it seemed sensible for Captain Falcon to use this method, but what he can never take into account is when items will randomly spawn mid-fight. As Wobbuffet is unable maintain a hover/float/fly form the Falco-onn Pawch was rendered useless therefore resulting in a technicality. This has been Zain Bloodbane with your untimely dose of unrealistic and illogical logic. And if all that doesn't make sense then it's probably Wolf in disguise, and if that's the case then all I have to say is this: THAT CAPTAIN'S A SPY! I don't know. I'm tired. I'm going to bed now. Good night everybody.
Look at Captain Falcon's damage in the 9th panal. IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Did Kirby just say Puyo?
IN THAT CASE. LET'S…
<img src="http://www.puyonexus.net/intro/images/puyo_cut_small.png">
…PUYO SHOBU!
…no one?… really? Oh well.
*goes back to playing hours upon hours of Puyo Puyo games without anyone noticing*
if only we can combine some sort of hybrid where a shuckle-blissey-and-wobuffet is combined with black-magic/science
I do love, that Wobbuffet obliterated Falcon so badly, he flew off the comic frame.
Is Soviet Final Destination, you punch falcon.
…
He's right behind me, isn't he?
I'm feeling French today, So….
COMME UN CHEF
Wobuffett is a veritable schmorgasboard of misery and despair. He's got a spread of knuckle sandviches, mugs o' hurt, platters of pain, bottles of bruising, stale French baguettes (known for their incredible close quarters stopping power) and a healthy serving of canned whoop-ass.
The engineer (who specializes in delivering pain) would say that this pokemon is a obviously a "Wah Buffet"
WOBBUFFET!
Y U NO AS EPIC AS THIS IN MELEE AND BRAWL???
That Kirby face in the last panel… FULL OF WIN! And only to be accompanied by the ever mighty WOBBUFFET!!
<img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/smiley.jpg">
NO. UNACCEPTABLE.
Captain Falcon can obviously withstand something with the power of his own attacks. It is the law.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-wobbuffet-comeatmebro.jpg">
You want to punch ME?? I know counter fu**er!!
There comes a time 'twixt life and death
When all men stop to catch their breath
We ask the stars 'why', we question are lot
The heavens open wide and reply "WYNAUT"
What does the scouter say about that power level?
IT'S OVER EIGHTEEN THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Anyone who enjoys even the most simple of math should be laughing now.
BITCH DON'T MESS WITH WOBBUFFET.
I love how angry this is making the falcon fans.
You spelled BOSS wrong. LMAO.
Still epic.
Wait a second. As we know, Falcon Punches have the power to be seen from other Galaxies and destroy planets. Wobbufet's counter Doubles the damage of an attack and sends it back at the said opponent.
So, with that knowledge, couldn't wobbufet be the only thing that could destroy Captain Falcon?
The only way to win against wobbuffet is to not fight.
(till he dispear)
captain falcon's damage, IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come at him, Cap.
Bit of a random question, but I gotta know. Did anyone else read "I have you now!!!" in Darth Vader's voice??? Maybe that's just because I watched the original trilogy the other day……
I love the fact that Wobby added 8963% damage to C. Falcon, making his damage percentage over 9000% and knocking him out of the stage.
Kirby's like, "oh shit!"
Captain Falcon's like, "oh shit!"
I'm like, "oh shit!"
and Wobbuffet is like, "BITCH PLEASE!"
Falcon was all "FALCOON" and Wabuffet was all "CROSS-COUNTAH!"
I am extremely sdrunk ringht now. I just thought Id let you knwo.
rel="nofollow">inb4 this.
Wobbuffet is a bows? Like bows and arrows or the bows you play violins with?
HOLD IT!
Another revelation! When Wobbuffet used counter, it did 9001 damage, correct? Counter deals double the damage of an attack. That would mean that the falcon punch is under 9000 attack power, which is impossible.
The conclusion: There is NO WAY that's the true captain falcon!
I guess Wobalfbaf whatever you spell it was more unmovable than the pawnch was unstoppable…
HAHA, Wobbuffet's power level is over nine-thousand!
As you can see by Capt. Falcon's damage.
Wobbuffet: SHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!