I WAS PLANKING BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM

58 Comments

1. BasketGT on September 29th, 2011 3:32 am
   

   I was mainstream before it was mainstream to be a hipster who wasn't mainstream. But you probably haven't heard of not hearing about me.
2. ZegenRuki on September 29th, 2011 3:38 am
   

   E. Honda, what are you doing? You're a sumo wrestler, you can't defy gravity. Get down from there, you look ridiculous.
3. UndeadLex on September 29th, 2011 3:38 am
   

   Honda has a very perplexed look about that giant turd on the floor.
4. Nick Soapdish on September 29th, 2011 4:14 am
   

   Wearing pants, too mainstream.
5. AManWithACloak on September 29th, 2011 4:23 am
   

   *whoosh*
   That was the sound of this going right over my head. =D
6. RemielChibus on September 29th, 2011 4:54 am
   

   <img src='http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/schrute-planking.gif&#039; border='0'/>
7. VyseRogueKing on September 29th, 2011 4:54 am
   

   Doesn't make it any cooler.
8. A_R_ on September 29th, 2011 5:04 am
   

   It seems that one of his wires is broken…
   rel="nofollow"> <a href=" rel="nofollow">” target=”_blank”>www.youtube.com/watch?v=f71VqFgwPy4
9. dvv402 on September 29th, 2011 5:59 am
   

   I was a hipster before, but that became too mainstream.
10. Oddwan on September 29th, 2011 6:00 am
    

    <img src="http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5858/ootorlyhipsterowl.jpg"&gt;
    Well, I was Owling before it was cool!
11. primedawg9170 on September 29th, 2011 8:10 am
    

    Pfft, I was using E. Honda before he was mainstrea-OH GOD, IT GOT ME! Get away from me, my fellow Halolzians, less you succumb to the deadly virus of…
    *Dramatic Close-up*
    HIPSTERITIS!!!
12. IncredulousEric on September 29th, 2011 8:27 am
    

    Did someone say Street Fighter II hipsters?
    <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljv0i5Gch1qzo714o1_500.jpg&quot; border="0" >

    Or planking hipsters?
    <img src="http://pete.com/files/photos/plank-the-hipster.jpg&quot; border="0" >
13. Sir_Nox on September 29th, 2011 9:12 am
    

    That's called "Retro chique."

    …
    Kill me.

    <img src="http://i51.tinypic.com/2w5umq8.png&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
14. Sir_Nox on September 29th, 2011 9:17 am
    

    <img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/2uzou20.png&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
    "He's doing Hwaut to my Hwaut?"

    Technically, wearing glasses is too mainstream. Shouldn't the hipsters all just be stumbling around half blind?
15. Leo E. on September 29th, 2011 10:06 am
    

    Link in the picture is broken.
16. TheInsaneWombat on September 29th, 2011 10:15 am
    

    I was planking after it stopped being cool. I am the nega-hipster.
17. sonicsmash2 on September 29th, 2011 10:30 am
    

    Defy gravity and planking at the same time???
    OH NO!
18. CriticalQuit on September 29th, 2011 11:11 am
    

    I was bored of BOTH these memes before they became mainstream.
19. ChemicalKirby on September 29th, 2011 11:46 am
    

    I was floating in air before i was fat
20. CakeBard on September 29th, 2011 1:20 pm
    

    It appears E. Honda has now gained enough mass that he is trying to make the Earth orbit around him.
21. Mask of Problem? on September 29th, 2011 8:25 pm
    

    Posts bad joke on site
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/gentlemanheavylogo.png"&gt;
    Covers it up with old jokes
22. PortalMan118 on October 7th, 2011 10:04 pm
    

    And that's when the curse of planking and hipsters graced the earth.

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